The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Easy Paulie... he did say that you have wit!

And he pointed out that Capes posts are pretty much useless.

So he has got a keen eye for the obvious, is that what you're saying?

TheDudeLebowski said:

Cape's post are nothing but spam now.

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Now? Now? Now?

As apposed to before?

Melana said:

Oddly enough PTN makes really good beer and whine!

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Fixed it for you.

Thunder_Chicken said:

Is anyone here involved with the South Shore Brew Club or any other HB club in the Norton/Mansfield area?

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There is a meeting next Tuesday, the 14th. PM me, and I'll give you the address.

paulthenurse said:

Not for nuttin' but there has been entirely too much criticism of me around here lately. We're starting to lose focus. The idea here is to bust Capes cajoles. Him and Yeager. I am your handsome and fearless leader. I should get more respect. Work on that, will ya?

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Hahahahaha!!! I couldn't help reading this in the voice of Cartman from South Park and it made me giggle:

homebeerbrewer said:

There is a meeting next Tuesday, the 14th. PM me, and I'll give you the address.

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PM sent. Thanks.

Thunder_Chicken said:

Hahahahaha!!! I couldn't help reading this in the voice of Cartman from South Park and it made me giggle:

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That's the funniest post I've read in a while.

I went back and read it in Cartman's voice too.

Classic.


Az... I think it's "opposed"

"And you will respect my a-thor-i-tiy!"

LOL!

cape brewing said:

"and you will respect my a-thor-i-tiy!"

lol!

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ha!

I almost wish I had watched at least one episode of that cartoon, I expect I'd find the reference funny if I understood it.

paulthenurse said:

I almost wish I had watched at least one episode of that cartoon, I expect I'd find the reference funny if I understood it.

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Translation: " screw you guys, I'm going home."

Oh man... This joke has legs.

Can't you EASILY see Paul at the dinner table...

"Nnnnnooo kitty!! Thisis MY pa-pie!!"

Ya, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Look... Tears of joy.


*****enozzle.

"Ssscrewyouguys.... I'm... goin'... hom'"

Cape Brewing said:

"Ssscrewyouguys.... I'm... goin'... hom'"

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That was way funnier 3 posts ago.

bluemoose said:

That was way funnier 3 posts ago.

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Next will be:

"I hate you guys...

Bunch of f'tards comparing their favorite cartoon episodes...

Losers.

paulthenurse said:

bunch of f'tards comparing their favorite cartoon episodes...to ptn

winners.

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ftfy

you headed to the ssbc meeting thunder? I will be there as well

ComcastWineRookie said:

you headed to the ssbc meeting thunder? I will be there as well

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Yep.

The Globe has a cool story about the Spenser Abbey about to release their first brew...

Cheers!

There goes Cape, glancing in nervous apprehension at the sounds of footsteps behind him.

It was bound to happen. He's going up against God. This is going to be good.

Word on the street is it was going to be available on jan 15. It's been pushed back to the end of the month.

The owner of my local packy looked at the distribution book and didnt see them in it. I think it was old or they dont list until distributed. . I think she was partaking tho.

Edit: day_trippers article says the fifteenth but a couple of the packys I called said not until the end of the month

http://www.bostonglobe.com/business...ing-brewery/FBgfeHbf5lr5NjOfP8Jd8J/story.html

paulthenurse said:

There goes Cape, glancing in nervous apprehension at the sounds of footsteps behind him.

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They built a 40,000 bbl facility, those aren't footsteps, that is a 20 ton weight landing.

revelation said:

... that is a 20 ton weight landing.

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So.... Paulie fell down again?

Let me save you the effort, Paulie.

PTN said:

Hey Bird, GFY!

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No effort at all.

GFY.

Cape and his boys can match that 40K barrel output. They'll just have to ask me nice if they want to borrow the Mega Tun.

So I'm trying to talk Yeager into doing a repeat of the U1. No screwing around, like Col. Saunders we'll do the original recipe without farking around with a thing.

But Nancy, I mean Yeager, is so PW'd that he's afraid to ask her if he can have friends over because he got a little tight two weeks ago at the Pats game and herself has her panties in a bunch.

What a f'ing Nancy.

We can do it in my shed but it can probably only hold a half dozen guys with the pots. Lets schedule a day in mid Feb and hope Yeager grows a pair in the meantime.

I hate you with the heat of a thousand suns

yeager1977 said:

I hate you with the heat of a thousand suns

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Just a thousand?

That's just for this transgression....

revelation said:

They built a 40,000 bbl facility, those aren't footsteps, that is a 20 ton weight landing.

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Congrats Paul on your weight loss!

yeager1977 said:

I hate you with the heat of a thousand suns

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Yeager with the rare funny line. You go, girl!

I keep telling Alice... Round IS a shape.

More to love?

paulthenurse said:

We can do it in my shed but it can probably only hold a half dozen guys

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Um, okay.

AZ_IPA said:

Um, okay.

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I was trying to overlook that post!