Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Seahawks/Dolphins is probably the most exciting game I've ever watched...

lol. It's like neither of those teams can play football.

btw, have I mentioned you can stream truly craptastic games like Seattle-Miami for free?

www.stream2watch.cc

Cheers!

I think I can speak for everyone on this thread when I say that its awesome to see Peyton finally make a few commercials now that he's retired and has the time.

Cape Brewing said:

I think I can speak for everyone on this thread when I say that its awesome to see Peyton finally make a few commercials now that he's retired and has the time.

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Finally????

Where have you been the last 5+ years??

That post went waaaaay over you're head AZ

Hey Hoppy. Solid win. They look sharp

HoppyDaze said:

That post went waaaaay over you're head AZ

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Opening week cobwebs.

az_ipa said:

finally????



Where have you been the last 5+ years??

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No matter what happens tonight, the Pats will be in first place in the AFC East.

Jim Irsay just checked himself into rehab.

Ha ha, it's funny because it's true.

Garoppolo is better looking than Brady

wobrien said:

Garoppolo is better looking than Brady

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Yup, He's a stud. I'm sure he can throw farther than Brady too.

If the pats go 3-1 or 4-0 they should just stick with the kid.

Lets not get crazy here. Theyre playing an NFC team. Plus you're getting distracted by the qb when in reality the other GOAT is putting on a good game. Belichick.

Yeah, baby! Loves me some Blount!

fwiw, 4-0 or 0-4, I doubt anyone is gonna buy the "Quarterback Controversy" thing here...

Cheers!

[edit] Arrrgh! The Blount Taketh - And The Blount Giveth Away

TheDudeLebowski said:

you're getting distracted by the qb

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It was probably his eyes

day_trippr said:

Yeah, baby! Loves me some Blount!



fwiw, 4-0 or 0-4, I doubt anyone is gonna buy the "Quarterback Controversy" thing here...



Cheers!

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You're wrong, the dude bit

Garrappolo has better mobility too

Amatures

If the GOAT was playing tonight, the Pats would be up by 60 by now

Nope, there'd just be more AZ sacks

Pretty sure the new kid can get hotter supermodels too

DesertBrew said:

Nope, there'd just be more AZ sacks

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Quit talking about my sack!!!!

DesertBrew said:

Pretty sure the new kid can get hotter supermodels too

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You're trying too hard

Hmm.

This could be the drive where Jimmy locks up the job and continues the dynasty. You may want to DVR this.

Haha

They have three cake walk games and then Brady, Gronk, Solder, Cooper, and Ninkovitch will all be back....

.... and they will absolutely azz-fukc every team in the league at will.

Have to say for an [edit - SO pointed out my error] 10-1/2 point road dog with arguably a rookie QB the Pats have played well.

Need to work on the tackling technique though.
Fitzy has burned them for way too many YACs...

Cheers!

They should have ran it in.

Another dominating Patriots Victory

Game was never in doubt.

NEXT

All alone a top the AFC East.... per usual

Wow, that actually happened.

Cheers! (Cape's booking his SB 51 tix already! )

LOL! Christian Fauria on Pat's 5th Quarter is raving about our new QB

The unanimous pick for the NFC championship just lost to our jv team?

My room in Houston was booked two months ago

Hoppy. You're always good about telling us when you win money. How much of your lunch money did you loose? Did you go all in? $25? $50?

Cape Brewing said:

My room in Houston was booked two months ago

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For your NAMBLA conference?

For your mom's bukkaki session.

Tell her I've been saving up like she requested