Trolls

What are they and what exactly do they do? I know they don't like acronyms and I know that sometimes they live in a shed or guard a bridge. Anything else I should know about them?

I got thinking about what would constitute a troll thread... so.... here it is! Now who will respond to a troll thread? Anyone?

Boobs

Is this a good place to ask for help? I'm brewing a bourbon barrel ale and wanted to put some apple pipe tobacco in it? Who has done this? How do you keep the tobacco flavor subtle without making it sickly?

The Definitive, we really mean it this time, Glass vs. Plastics Thread!

What he doesn't realize in the other thread that Troll IS an acronym....So he hates himself.

Terribly
Rude
Obnoxious
Little
Loudmouth

I just wanted to tell people how dangerous glass carboys are. I now have a wooden leg thanks to it.

My kids and I were playing soccer with an empty carboy. One of the kids did something illegal (I don't understand soccer since it's a lamo sport with retarded rules), but I guess I got a penalty kick. So I lined up to kick my carboy and my foot went right through it. Glass exploded everywhere, sticking out of my leg. I couldn't feel my foot. Kids are screaming, blood is spraying like a broken garden hose. 260 stitches, some microvascular surgery, and a nice maple prosthetic later I'm finally back on my foot.

Moral of the story, glass is dangerous. Don't use it.

you have a stupid face

Plastic causes Alzheimer and glass causes massive blood and finger loss. Handmade clay pots are the best way to go. The draw back there is breaking them is the only way to get the beer out.

Anyone ever put beer into a foley catheter bag and pretend to be disabled to sneak booze into a library or movie theater? Any suggestions on how to deal with the carbonation?

trolling with tha homies...

Don't ever put your finger back in that socket, or trust me, YOU WILL cause an explosion. And you want to talk about a little itty bitty piece of glass in your foot!!!! Give me a break!!!!

They steal my socks and guitar picks, oh wait, that's gnomes. Hmm. I don't know what trolls are I guess.

Actually, their pants should never reach their ankles, 'cause mom couldn't afford a new pair...

It is politically incorrect to drink beer. Anyone who really cares about the earth will drink wine. I hate ALL of you.

My SISTER likes to brew has too short underpants.

"Excuse me, I speak troll"

They see me trollin', they hate it.

highgravitybacon said:

I just wanted to tell people how dangerous glass carboys are. I now have a wooden leg thanks to it.

My kids and I were playing soccer with an empty carboy. One of the kids did something illegal (I don't understand soccer since it's a lamo sport with retarded rules), but I guess I got a penalty kick. So I lined up to kick my carboy and my foot went right through it. Glass exploded everywhere, sticking out of my leg. I couldn't feel my foot. Kids are screaming, blood is spraying like a broken garden hose. 260 stitches, some microvascular surgery, and a nice maple prosthetic later I'm finally back on my foot.

Moral of the story, glass is dangerous. Don't use it.

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Did you carve the maple prosthetic into a fancy Mash Paddle?

Dang, troll. Those fake legs're made of carbon fiber nowadays.

SharonaZamboni said:

They see me trollin', they hate it.

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SharonaZamboni said:

Dang, troll. Those fake legs're made of carbon fiber nowadays.

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I'm allergic to carbon.

this thread is out of con-troll!!!!

hungry4hops said:

this thread is out of con-troll!!!!

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But pro-troll, I do think that people who hate acronyms are funny. Especially when they use them.

Kegging is better.....period.....end of story!

I was told to get my beer off the yeast right away...is 4 days in primary enough before I rack it?

bobbrewedit said:

I was told to get my beer off the yeast right away...is 4 days in primary enough before I rack it?

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Are you a nit wit, come on, YAAFI.... 'nough said!!

Trolling with my friends, this is fun, don't you think? Now who is the troll??????

BBL_Brewer said:

Kegging is better.....period.....end of story!

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Leaks, busted hoses, cracked fittings and you have to drink it all at once or it starts tasting like metal. Yeah. Kegging is great.

Zuljin said:

Leaks, busted hoses, cracked fittings and you have to drink it all at once or it starts tasting like metal. Yeah. Kegging is great.

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You must have misunderstood me. That was a statement of fact and is not up for debate.

Zuljin said:

Leaks, busted hoses, cracked fittings and you have to drink it all at once or it starts tasting like metal. Yeah. Kegging is great.

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It's the best way, don't you know? Want to meet on a dark bridge and fight about it? Let's go? What are you scared?

Who says what is up for debate and what is not? You think you make all the rules around here? GFY.

I like this one

Oops, did I go overboard talking about trolls?

Edited: Okay, I see that I did not, it's understood.

Only in this thread. Just living the dream. The troll dream.

Actually, I wish I was trolling. Can't wait for spring so I can do some fishing.

Trolls are cross eyed possums named Heidi who PM Dan making fun of Bobbi and Bobbi's dog calling him cat:rockin:

Varmintman said:

Trolls are cross eyed possums named Heidi who PM Dan making fun of Bobbi and Bobbi's dog calling him cat:rockin:

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I will eat you alive if you try to say that one more time, varmint man, nice name you picked out there.

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Happy dance, did you get the joke?

BobbiLynn said:

I will eat you alive if you try to say that one more time, varmint man, nice name you picked out there.

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Hey I cannot help it if the troll under your house is insensitive about your dogs feelings. Only thing you can do is trap him and have him stuffed

By the way I think your dog is a mighty warrior and you can tell him I said that

BobbiLynn said:

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Happy dance, did you get the joke?

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Yup I did Busy stuffing my face....And not possum