you still use hops in your beer?

[MaxStout]

FredTheCat...white courtesy phone. Paging FredTheCat...

 

[allanmorgan]

Yes!! Let's go! 600 is done.

 

[kev211]

No no, you want to dry drywall True Beer (tm), but don’t forget your towel, you’ll want to keep contained in your towel.

Don't forget to bring a towel!

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[allanmorgan]

I think I won a Blichmann beer glass. Can anyone verify?

 

[MaxStout]

Don't forget to bring a towel!

And never listen to Vogon poetry.

 

[Murphys_Law]

700 here we come!

When we reach 2015 posts the world will collapse on itself and cease to exist in current form!

 

[allanmorgan]

Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria.

So this is supposed to happen at 600, WTF is supposed to happen at 700?

 

[MaxStout]

So this is supposed to happen at 600, WTF is supposed to happen at 700?

The same thing that happens when you divide by zero.

 

[drainbamage]

Don't forget to bring a towel!

You're a towel!

 

[allanmorgan]

The same thing that happens when you divide by zero.

Oh gheez!

 

[radwizard]

Dude, I'm still a 2015!!! WTF!!!
I NEED THE TRADITIONAL RECIPE!!!!!
Fred, Please! We Believed in you...

 

[balrog]

Ok. So. Here we are. Does the giant robot appear now and tell us about gathering protein from the sea until it ran out and so it now gathers us runners? Wrong movie?

 

[fredthecat]

when this thread gets to 100 pages i promise i will post a recipe

 

[balrog]

Mr. Bait?
Meet Mr. Switch.

I'm out.

 

[JordanKnudson]

when this thread gets to 100 pages i promise i will post a recipe

Aw man, he had nothing! That's disappointing.

Don't you know your [t]role here? You're the main act, Jack! The rest of us are just the sideshow. When it's your turn, you're supposed to be ready to DELIVAH!!!

A false prophet of true beer™...

 

[jodell]

Aw man, he had nothing! That's disappointing.

Don't you know your [t]role here? You're the main act, Jack! The rest of us are just the sideshow. When it's your turn, you're supposed to be ready to DELIVAH!!!

A false prophet of true beer™...

You watch your mouth. Fredthecat knows all

 

[jodell]

True beer (tm) believers, I sacrifice has been called upon by our god @fredthecat.

I believe we could push 400 post tonight and our eyes will be open to the marvel that is true beer (tm)

Now I call upon you brothers under fredthecat...POST!!!!!!

 

[Inkleg]

when this thread gets to 100 pages i promise i will post a recipe

Wait........who invited you to our take over the thread party?

 

[ProblemChild]

Recipe for what?

What were we talking about anyway?

 

[kev211]

Wait........who invited you to our take over the thread party?

Do we put it up for a vote?

 

[MaxStout]

The recipe is vaporware. Never existed, and FredTheCat never planned to come through with the goods. It's the North Korean way.

This thread is more interesting without him. We can continue to discuss alternative ingredients with reckless abandon.

Carry on.

 

[Murphys_Law]

The recipe is vaporware. Never existed, and FredTheCat never planned to come through with the goods. It's the North Korean way.

This thread is more interesting without him. We can continue to discuss alternative ingredients with reckless abandon.

Carry on.

Should we now refer to FtC as "little TrueBeer man"? Of course, with that cool HQ of his we could also call him, "little rocketman", I suppose. :rockin:

 

[Genghis]

when this thread gets to 100 pages i promise i will post a recipe

 

[drainbamage]

when this thread gets to 100 pages i promise i will post a recipe

Is that Metric pages, or Imperial?

 

[CJ-3]

I no longer believe in True Beer (TM)
Fredthecat is a false peddler of non existent wares.

Edit:
Notice how he says he will post A recipe, not necessarily the True Beer (TM) recipe.

 

[lump42]

700 here we come!

When we reach 2015 posts the world will collapse on itself and cease to exist in current form!

Ohh that's splendid. The creation of the universe has mad a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. This should help with that.

 

[lump42]

when this thread gets to 100 pages i promise i will post a recipe

By my count, we are already to 126 pages( I have my options to display 5 posts per page.) Do I get the recipe then? I promise I won't share

Edit: Maybe if we all do this, the glorious truthiness of True Beer (tm) will be revealed!

 

[doug293cz]

By my count, we are already to 126 pages( I have my options to display 5 posts per page.) Do I get the recipe then? I promise I won't share

Edit: Maybe if we all do this, the glorious truthiness of True Beer (tm) will be revealed!

If we did that, the hurdle would be set to 300 pages.

Brew on

 

[pshankstar]

This sums up FredtheCat... NOTHING... Carry on.

 

[lump42]

This sums up FredtheCat... NOTHING... Carry on.

Blasphemer!!!! Another case of a 2015-joiner posting outside their ability to understand the prophet fredthecat and glorious story foretold of True Beer (tm). You can never know the mysteries that drywall, pond water, and a cat can provide.

 

[Stealthcruiser]

Blasphemer!!!! You can never know the mysteries that drywall, pond water, and a catcan provide.

Odd, this reference to "catcan"........Precursor to LME?

 

[jschein]

Odd, this reference to "catcan"........Precursor to LME?

 

[Inkleg]

Oh no here we again.

 

[Rhaop]

Fred at the grocery

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[jerbrew]

What's ing on in here?

 

[allanmorgan]

seriously, not 's, only nekkid cats. catcan is for beginners. nobody likes extract brewers, as we all know, it's not real brewing.

edit: here we go. bringing in all the extract brewers. ugh!

 

[MaxStout]

Nekkid cats and a dog fight.

 

[allanmorgan]

Nekkid cats and a dog fight.

And I thought this thread couldn't get any better! Well played sir, well played!

 

[MaxStout]

True Beer(TM). It's everywhere.

 

[Murphys_Law]

I’ve been reading a lot about “hop spiders”, which I assume is to use spiders as opposed to hops.

We don’t need no stinking hops!

I’m thinking about using these as my bittering addition but should I add at 60 min or first wort spider? I wonder how many International Spider Units (ISU) I need?

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