You know you're a home brewer when?

[ricshayne]

When you go and buy new 6'ers constantly just for the bottles!

 

[catdaddy66]

When you go and buy new 6'ers constantly just for the bottles!

Yep. I do this with 2 sixers! I use it as an opportunity to try craft beers I've only read about.


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[unionrdr]

I got the topper for all male homebrewers out there. When I rode my broke back buggy into the pop & water isle of Giant Eagle,The water part of the shelf was decimated! I'm doing the WTF? routine when my "third eye!" spotted this hot late 20's blonde come up the aisle. Black denim pedal pushers & a tee shirt right out of a beer fest! Black cap & pony tail too!! Shawiiiing! Oh my goodness, oh ma damn...!
So She asks if she can help me with this pretty, ingratiating smile. I explained how I was looking for the 2.5 gallon slabby looking water jugs to brew a batch of watermelon hefeweizen tomorrow & needed two to them to brew it. I was wearing my humvee camo military vest, West Coast Choppers shirt from The Strip in Hollywood & Morebeer black & tan trucker cap as well. OMG! her eyes lit up like Christmas & she says " Wow! You brew beer?!" " Yeah, been doin' it for a few years now". " wow! Cool, yeah! I can get behind that! Yeah"!!!!!!!! Ooooh baby, come to butthead! uhuh huh, huh! Such a pretty, eyes on high beam smile. & looking right into my eyes too! OMFG!!! Boys & girls, I was tempted to show her My staff & family jewels That my rod & staff might comfort her! She was a very kinky girl...the kind you don't take home to mutha! She's a super freak super freak...she's super freaky, yooow!:rockin:

 

[UWDawg13]

I got the topper for all male homebrewers out there. When I rode my broke back buggy into the pop & water isle of Giant Eagle,The water part of the shelf was decimated! I'm doing the WTF? routine when my "third eye!" spotted this hot late 20's blonde come up the aisle. Black denim pedal pushers & a tee shirt right out of a beer fest! Black cap & pony tail too!! Shawiiiing!
So She asks if she can help me with this pretty, ingratiating smile. I explained how I was looking for the 2.5 gallon slabby looking water jugs to brew a batch of watermelon hefeweizen tomorrow & needed two to them to brew it. I was wearing my humvee camo military vest & Morebeer black & tan trucker cap as well. OMG! her eyes lit up like Christmas & she says " Wow! You brew beer?!" " Yeah, been doin' it for a few years now". " wow! Cool, yeah! I can get behind that! Yeah"!!!!!!!! Ooooh baby, come to butthead! uhuh huh, huh! Such a pretty, eyes on high beam smile. & looking right into my eyes too! OMFG!!! Boys & girls, I was tempted to show her My staff & family jewels That my rod & staff might comfort her! She was a very kinky girl...the kind you don't take home to mutha! She's a super freak super freak...she's super freaky, yooow!:rockin:

Did you invite her over for a brew session so you could show her your mash paddle?

 

[unionrdr]

I wussed out, being married. But I was freaking inside, friends! OMFG! oh my goodness, oh ma damn! I could've done that girl's body justice! I've learned a few things in my years & everything still works quite well indeed. I got a chubby from it! What a very sexy girl... But it seemed to really turn her on that I'm a home Brewer...why oh why can't my wife be like that?? Dammit beavis! i could fed her all four of my different home brews & got some sweet stuff tonight! I think I messed up...dammit!

 

[MindenMan]

When you go to family picnics to meet girls, I mean...when you go to open brew days to see if you can get your tap flowing without using your hands.

 

[LeeAveBrewery]

When you have stir bars on your refrigerator.


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[Cheesy_Goodness]

When your decision to have the same beer (when dining out) from the tap or a bottle depends solely on whether that bottle is pop-top or twist off.

 

[wbarber69]

You forget that you have 3 oz of hops going into a 5gallon carboy and you slightly over fill it

 

[scarekrow]

But, but Unionrdr, you are a time lord aren't you?

 

[unionrdr]

But, but Unionrdr, you are a time lord aren't you?

Dang! I forgot about that! (slaps head)...I coulda had more! I could've fired up the way back machine &...well...you can imagine the rest....:rockin:

 

[MindenMan]

Drizzle, drazzel, dritzle, drome, time for this one to come home.

 

[unionrdr]

Would've rather went to hers!... Being The Alternate Prometheus, I'd show her the fire of creativity that spurts from my magic wand!...

 

[scarekrow]

Oh the coulda woulda shoulda's. I'm a legend in my own mind.

 

[unionrdr]

Yeah, I know. But it was flattering for an aging hipster like me just the same. My wife is that always on the go with a big smile & sparkle in her eye type just like that tall blonde. I didn't honestly think they made them like that anymore! Much less two of them being in the same location!...We men are such dogs...

 

[Schmoogdaddy]

You pretty much always drink beer and when you do, you prefer Schmoogdaddy.

 

[unionrdr]

Go daddy!

 

[Craigmn]

When you are on pint four of your "only a pint or two left" push to kick a keg

Edit: kicked on the 5th pint

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[Misplaced_Canuck]

... When you brew a fresh Hefe-weizen just to show your German friend that, "yes, WE CAN brew darn good beer".

20+ people showed up and killed 3 corny's that day. And a 6-lb smoked pork loin, 5 lbs of smoked chicken wings and 3 lbs of italian sausage. Yummay.

MC

 

[catdaddy66]

... When you brew a fresh Hefe-weizen just to show your German friend that, "yes, WE CAN brew darn good beer".



20+ people showed up and killed 3 corny's that day. And a 6-lb smoked pork loin, 5 lbs of smoked chicken wings and 3 lbs of italian sausage. Yummay.



MC

Sign me up! Lol


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[BreezyBrew]

Released the keg pressure down to 10 psi this morning. Blew some nice hoppy co2 into the air at 5:30 AM before my flight. #dryhopping #kegdryhopftw

 

[Waterlogd2005]

When your wife gives up her parking space in the garage so you can get your brewery out of the laundry room.

 

[EdMerican]

Released the keg pressure down to 10 psi this morning. Blew some nice hoppy co2 into the air at 5:30 AM before my flight. #dryhopping #kegdryhopftw

Please refrain from hash tagging on HBT.

#Mostannoyingshytever

 

[unionrdr]

My son & I just got back from Home Depot where I dropped a bit over $110. I needed some 2" angle steel to make a rear bumper cover mounting bracket for my custom RBC. Plus some wide aluminum strip, washers, bolts, nuts, etc to fix the broken wheel on the lawn mower. Then, of course, my mind wanders back to my brewing. I spotted a chrome plated steel 4 shelf wire unit,then also bought two clear/blue dunnage containers to fit it. Then my son found me some Scotch brand velcro-looking adjustable straps I can use to strap the refrigerant gel packs around the fermenter.
So now I can do another bit of remodeling to the man cave/brewery. I'll have to get some pics later. At least now I can get my dry brewing ingredients & some other stuff on the shelves! :rockin:

 

[amfukuda]

Today I discovered that I did not add enough potassium sorbate to my last batch of wine. The pics don't really do it justice


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[Devinv]

Today I discovered that I did not add enough potassium sorbate to my last batch of wine. The pics don't really do it justice


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I saw the pictures first, i expected the story to be "don't play with guns while drinking".

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

Next time you could have a bit of fun with the situation
http://m.tickld.com/pic/t/287534

 

[JohnSand]

:d

 

[Zepth]

Today I discovered that I did not add enough potassium sorbate to my last batch of wine. The pics don't really do it justice

I knew there was a reason I was told that drinking wine is an outdoor activity.

 

[drainbamage]

Today I discovered that I did not add enough potassium sorbate to my last batch of wine. The pics don't really do it justice

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Looks like you need to take the Dexter Morgan route and cover everything in plastic sheeting next time!