You know what I hate?

[JoeMama]

Guys who don't wash their hands after peeing!

Also, people who start new threads then leave for the day.

Why does that bother you? I learned at a very young age not to pee on my fingers, and you have to figure that my HANDS are the dirtiest part of my body, So the next time you see a guy standing at the sink washing his pecker off, chances are its me.
-Me

 

[Docapi]

A packer fan, a Viking Fan, and a Bears fan were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The Bear Fan finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel after paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried. Turning to the other two engineers, he said, "In Chicago, we are extremely thorough."

The Viking Fan finished his task at the urinal and he proceeded to wash his hands. He used a single paper towel and made sure that he dried his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turned and said, "In Minnesota, not only are we extremely thorough, but we are also extremely efficient."

The Packer fan finished and walked straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, "In Wisconsin we don't pee on our hands."

 

[Bob]

Word. I once was having a wee (in the men's room, you sorry losers!) at the Ft Bragg PX. I finished, buttoned up, and began to walk out.

A colonel was washing his hands in the sink and said, "Hey, sergeant, didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you urinate?"

I replied, "On the contrary, sir, she taught me not to piss on my hands," and walked out.



EDIT: Amazing how that joke gets turned into reality by blokes that think about how to set it up. Even more amazing how idiots walk into it.

 

[JoeMama]

Word. I once was having a wee (in the men's room, you sorry losers!) at the Ft Bragg PX. I finished, buttoned up, and began to walk out.

A colonel was washing his hands in the sink and said, "Hey, sergeant, didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you urinate?"

I replied, "On the contrary, sir, she taught me not to piss on my hands," and walked out.



EDIT: Amazing how that joke gets turned into reality by blokes that think about how to set it up. Even more amazing how idiots walk into it.

Dude, what do you expect from a commissioned officer?
I doubt he got it either...
-Me

 

[ChshreCat]

Why does that bother you? I learned at a very young age not to pee on my fingers, and you have to figure that my HANDS are the dirtiest part of my body, So the next time you see a guy standing at the sink washing his pecker off, chances are its me.
-Me

I wash my hands BEFORE I pee.

 

[HBHoss]

At least urine is sterile. Now if they've been taking a dump then that's another thing.

 

[GroovePuppy]

Why does that bother you? I learned at a very young age not to pee on my fingers, and you have to figure that my HANDS are the dirtiest part of my body, So the next time you see a guy standing at the sink washing his pecker off, chances are its me.
-Me

Because I'm British and therefore uptight!

 

[Sk84BeeR]

Sorry if this was already mentioned.

Man! I hate rainbows. You know... how they march into your room, crawl up the side of your leg, and bite the inside of your a$$...you know...rainbows. Oh, you mean rain-BOWS...nevermind.

 

[GroovePuppy]

Sorry if this was already mentioned.

Man! I hate rainbows. You know... how they march into your room, crawl up the side of your leg, and bite the inside of your a$$...you know...rainbows. Oh, you mean rain-BOWS...nevermind.

Hoss, I think this fella's been stealing yer meds!

 

[Laurel]

It is however illegal to open your door on them or to veer towards them deliberately!

I never said that I actually DO open my door on them, I just want to when they drive like a-holes. In WA, lane splitting is illegal.

 

[HBHoss]

Hoss, I think this fella's been stealing yer meds!

I think I need to try his, they seem better than mine.

 

[GroovePuppy]

I never said that I actually DO open my door on them, I just want to when they drive like a-holes. In WA, lane splitting is illegal.

I hear ya. I ride a crappy old cruiser myself. No crotch rocket for me. When I see 'em popping wheelies or goofing off near me I slow down and let them get away from me. I don't want to see it when it all goes bad!

 

[Sk84BeeR]

Hoss, I think this fella's been stealing yer meds!

haha. was that what those pills were?

 

[FireBrewer]

At least urine is sterile.

Until it gets to your urethra...then it depends on what you've been doing.

 

[Laurel]

Until it gets to your urethra...then it depends on what you've been doing.

True story! That area's a petri dish!

 

[GroovePuppy]

True story! That area's a petri dish!

OK, definitely back to being uptight again. WASH YER DAMN HANDS PEOPLE! SRSLY!!!! :cross:

 

[HBHoss]

OK, definitely back to being uptight again. WASH YER DAMN HANDS PEOPLE! SRSLY!!!! :cross:

So what do think, Iodopher or Star-san?

 

[GroovePuppy]

So what do think, Iodopher or Star-san?

Iodophor when you need the 5 gallon volume to dunk the whole apparatus and StarSan in a bottle when a quick spray will do. That's what I do when I'm brewing.

 

[Saccharomyces]

I never said that I actually DO open my door on them, I just want to when they drive like a-holes. In WA, lane splitting is illegal.

Sure, sure, you claim that now, but now we know you do cycle bowling for a hobby, and frankly, it's kinda cool, even if it's sick.

 

[blacklab]

People who:

-Wait for a close parking spot

-Push the automatic door opener button

Get off your lazy ass and burn an extra calorie or two.

 

[shecky]

People who:

-Wait for a close parking spot

-Push the automatic door opener button

Get off your lazy ass and burn an extra calorie or two.

Man, two of my biggest pet peeves.

 

[JoeMama]

Because I'm British and therefore uptight!

LOL that rules. Do you all stock toilet paper in your restrooms there? (There were plenty of places on that side of the pond that DIDNT) Us dumb yanks had to do things like rip off our sleeves.
Ahhhh, the days of the Navy... /me overseas alcoholic
-Me

 

[Dr Vorlauf]

I hate people who have no decency and try and fart their mind control rays through Pot Tarts during breakfast and immediately before board meetings that involve

 

[DeathBrewer]

wait...wut? are you druc k?

 

[Dr Vorlauf]

Druck me Druck WTF ??? Are you one of them ? Haaaa Haaa!!!


And you speak of salt on potatoes

 

[HBHoss]

Druck me Druck WTF ??? Are you one of them ? Haaaa Haaa!!!


And you speak of salt on potatoes

Just as long as that salt isn't mustard.
btw are pot tarts something you eat or someone DB might date? I guess that could be the same thing.
Something you cook, then eat.

 

[Saccharomyces]

btw are pot tarts something you eat or someone DB might date? I guess that could be the same thing.

LMAO!!!

 

[ChshreCat]

People who:

-Wait for a close parking spot

-Push the automatic door opener button

Get off your lazy ass and burn an extra calorie or two.

At the college I work at, people will walk up to the door, nothing in their hands, press the button, and then act all impatient waiting for it to open up because they're slow.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Just as long as that salt isn't mustard.
btw are pot tarts something you eat or someone DB might date? I guess that could be the same thing.
Something you cook, then eat.

oh, i've definitely dated a pop tart. ate "it", too

 

[HBHoss]

oh, i've definitely dated a pop tart. ate "it", too

no no no no, "POT" tart.