When there's nothing in the beer itself to catch your attention...the name obviously needs to be based on a body secretion.
Oh I don't know, Pit Juice Porter always makes me want to pop a lukewarm one.
The feeling when you just brewed 200 hectoliters of...pit juice.
You could have stopped at dnaCreepy Uncle-Daddy's Jar o'DNA-changin' Barley Syrup