Why I'm drinking beer

[3PegBrew]

1) My feet are cold, but I want fresh air in the house so the window is open.

2) Beer is good.

3) Beer is good.

4) It goes well with ESPN and ESPN2.

5) It complements reading Home Brew Talk and reading "why do I not see fermentation after 16 hours of pitching my yeast?"

6) Beer is good.

 

[ColonelForbin]

7) it will also change the world.

 

[3PegBrew]

7) it will also change the world.

Yes...yes it will.

 

[Teromous]

8) Because my next beer will be better. Just taste tested and did gravity test of my holiday spiced ale, and the ABV turned out well but it tastes under-spiced I might add more spice in the keg or something...

 

[nickmv]

No need to even have a reason to drink beer. Good, cold beer should be in the Bill of Rights.

 

[3PegBrew]

I think instead of the bill of rights....

Moses should have added an 11th Commandment....

"Thou Shall Not Drink Cheap Beer or Make Beer From Bad Ingredients"

 

[bigliver]

9) Because "The liver is evil and must be punished".

 

[lumpher]

10) water is polluted, and alcohol kills pollution

 

[Ouroboros]

11.) Because John Barleycorn Must Die

 

[Whut]

12) Because I can?

 

[Centexbear]

God should have created beer before the universe.

 

[brad26]

13) Because it helps me forget about all the **** in my life. I mean...

 

[ZehBaron]

14) Because Oktoberfest starts tomorrow!

 

[944play]

15. Because all beer has food value but no food has beer value.

 

[scrambledegg81]

16) Because you can't shout "Ziggy-zaggy-ziggy-zaggy-OY-OY-OY!" while drinking wine.

 

[Valcarde]

17) Because a cold pint after a long day helps soothe frazzled nerves, which leads to less stress, which leads to a longer, happier life.

 

[curlyfat]

18) Because it's there, and it's mine!

 

[Cpt_Kirks]

19) Because my house is full of inlaws and straight vodka is pretty nasty.

 

[buzzkill]

God wants us to be happy

 

[pwndabear]

20) put 2, 3, and 6 together and you get BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF!

It's a psychostick song. look it up. you will appreciate

 

[Valcarde]

20) put 2, 3, and 6 together and you get BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD, BEER IS GOOD, AND STUFF!

It's a psychostick song. look it up. you will appreciate

o/` I wish I had a taco
With plenty of hot sauce, but all that I got is a
Box.... of... crackers... o/`

Never thought I'd see another Psychostick fan

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

21rd) Because it's evening and I don't have to drive anywhere.

 

[koomber]

22st: My lithe and musculuar frame needs fattening up to please my woman.

(BRING ME CAKE)

 

[Mischief_Brewing]

23nd: the voices in my head tell me to

 

[cenla]

24.) because I'm married.
25.) because the kids are screaming.
26.) because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone-it, people like me.

 

[pwndabear]

27) because his name is robert paulsen

 

[Pivovar_Koucky]

28) Because I made it
29) It's not going to drink itself

 

[3PegBrew]

30) Because it makes the lady at the corner table of the bar look hot after each glass!

 

[Shackled]

31) Because if I don't the beer will taunt me from the fridge and call me mean names.

 

[Ouroboros]

32.) Because I need the bottles from my last batch for the one that I'm brewing now.