Why I'm drinking beer

[davesrose]

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry

43. I can't think of anything else that goes so well with pizza

 

[BigJerk]

44: because I can create so many different flavors with only 4 ingredients.