Why didn't anyone tell me?!

[CreamyGoodness]

Best thing about eating babies?


The crunchy bones.

 

[H-ost]

Your post was disgusting and offensive to anyone with children. You should be ashamed of yourself. You are a sick, perverted bastard and you should have your nuts cut off and fed to bears.

Gave me a slight chuckle though, I would have gone with wood chipper myself. Overall, more violent, better comedic effect.

Yeah but the with the chipper it is more difficult to contain the mess and then you have a big clean up for the chipper alone. The blender keeps the mess contained and all you have to clean is the "pitcher".


....ooooohhhh... that's right we are talking about jokes...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

This thread is getting out of control.

babies should be dispatched by whatever means at hand, then disposed of in an acid bath, or eaten. I hope we can put this debate to rest.

 

[LabRatBrewer]

If peanut oil comes from Peanuts and olive oil comes from olives.. where does baby oil come from?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

 

[KayaBrew]

Some one needs to light the path to zuljin's porch couch..

Ahh, the memories...

Hall of Fame Thread if I've ever read one!

 

[bioguy]

How do you fit 15 babies in a bucket?




Blender.

I prefer glass to brewing in a bucket, but the blender is a good idea. Now, do you mash them or add them to the boil?

 

[leftcontact]

I prefer glass to brewing in a bucket, but the blender is a good idea. Now, do you mash them or add them to the boil?

I think you want the' I'm an idiot' thread, down the hall....

 

[Zuljin]

Kinda went Cannibal Corpse in here for a minute.

 

[Obliviousbrew]

I think you want the' I'm an idiot' thread, down the hall....

No in that thread we discuss brewing with animals (every kind pets, wild animal, insects,mytical creatures) but certantly not babies...

 

[JRems]

Nukebrewer, welcome to the other side of HBT.

Btw I would put the babies in the mash. It would create too much trub in the BK. I think the rule of thumb is a 5:1 ratio. 1 lb rice hulls to every 5lb baby

 

[kybar]

Just let the babies sun ripe a day or two before you grind them. Maybe add a little to some hot water to make a tea. Just to get an idea of flavor profile

 

[DoctorMemory]

I would have gone with wood chipper myself.

But then how do you collect the oil?

 

[Obliviousbrew]

If mashing babies please make sure you haev a nice brew paddle, they´ll try to get out of your mash tun when water heats up and the your brew paddle can be very effective to keep babies in their place.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

If mashing babies please make sure you haev a nice brew paddle, they´ll try to get out of your mash tun when water heats up and the your brew paddle can be very effective to keep babies in their place.

You could always use the Brew in a bag method.

 

[unionrdr]

I think we should be concentrating more on dirty babies at this point. They have a totally different flavor/aroma profile...

 

[Obliviousbrew]

I think we should be concentrating more on dirty babies at this point. They have a totally different flavor/aroma profile...

When a baby is dirty you just change it.... for a clean one

 

[unionrdr]

Over on probetalk.com,"dirty baby" is slang for ho's. Just sayin...

 

[Obliviousbrew]

keep it simple! my english a little basic for some slang

 

[Whattawort]

You could always use the Brew in a bag method.

That's a whole lot of funny right there.

 

[DrewBrew08]

Seriously? After four years you didn't know that we're a bunch of drunks who get off on cat porn, making soap, and talking about cable TV? Geez. There is no hope for you.

Can we get a link to the cat porn thread on HBT? Gnome is wanting to know.

 

[nukebrewer]

Here it is