Oh, sorry, I didn't mean so suggest that new brewers should be shooting for 14 days grain to glass! The point is that they can do primary in 14 days. If they bottle and that takes another 14, great, that's beer in a month. But they lose two weeks for basically nothing when they let the beer sit in primary/secondary for 31 days, that's beer in a month and a half. (of course this excludes beers that need conditioning and high-gravity beers)
if you are arguing for 14-day primary, I think it's pretty close to average of 2 maybe 3 weeks that is commonly advised, at least from what I have seen - except for big beers like RIS, where extended conditioning (in carboy or in bottles) is needed.
For some reason I thought the original point was to shorten primary to a week or so, which is certainly possible since FG (or pretty close to it) is often reached within 4-5 days.
I would still maintain that there are very few downsides to sticking to ~2 maybe 3 week primary, especially if you plan your brewing properly and have established a good pipeline of beers and brew regularly. I am very impatient person in general and part of the brewing "zen" is that it is teaching me to become calmer, more patient, and to also plan ahead. It's often tempting to try to "rush" the beer, and in many cases it can be done, with 1 week in primary and 1 week in bottles, but quality might suffer.
I also like the idea that with proper "planning ahead" I don't need to have a strict schedule of when to bottle. I can just be lazy and instead of bottling my 12-day old oatmeal stout I can postpone bottling till next week. And the beer will only get better as a result.
To me at least, a better approach, is to get another carboy, and plan a bit ahead. For example, I am traveling now but when I get back, I will brew some fall beers - pumpkin ale, maybe some oktoberfest. With the idea that in ~5 weeks (2-3 weeks in primary, +2 weeks or so in bottles), they will be ready to drink.
In September/October I will be brewing some Winter Holiday beers which may need a little longer to condition. In between I will be brewing whatever else comes to mind.
If I brew ~twice a month (every 2 weeks or so) and use 2 weeks or maybe 3 weeks in primary, means I need two carboys. I have three, so I can brew a big beer like RIS that may need 6 weeks of aging in primary, or a lager or something that requires extensive oaking, or an extra week of dry hopping, and it still works out just fine.
Speeding up the process and conditioning only for 1 week will only free up carboys, which doesn't really help - unless I decide to brew every 3-4 days or so.