If I am off of work for more than 4 days I am no longer as regular as I am at work. I think it has more to do with how much water a drink while at work (plus coffee), compared to my days off where I just sip water here and there. The worst thing is I have all day meetings every Monday and Tuesday until May with only 3 other people. Those days I can barely get away long enough to get in a nice 20 minute dump.
Who poops at work?
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hunter_le five
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Break time.
Look what I made!
Look what I made!
sudbuddy
Hang on, I had something for this
I poop 2-3x a day at work. I quit smoking so that's my break time
sudbuddy
Hang on, I had something for this
slym2none
"Lazy extract brewer."
I made an "unpopular opinion puffin" meme about workers who smoke & take lots of smoke breaks once. It was very unpopular. That said, I don't blame you. If smokers can dick off for an hour total a day just to puff those things, why can't you poop just the same?
petey_c
Senior Member
Funny. I think it's art, the wife thinks it's disgusting. She's not interested in shape, unbroken length, the iceberg effect (10% above the waterline), sound effects or malodorousness (?). This is from the woman who poops bunnies and rainbows...
Hopsichord
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No one's going to say anything about the fancy RL jeans and the pretty-far-from-RL shoes?
Pants might be up high, but he's got the b@lls to post the pic.
slym2none
"Lazy extract brewer."
No one's going to say anything about the fancy RL jeans and the pretty-far-from-RL shoes?
Pants might be up high, but he's got the b@lls to post the pic.
I was gonna say something about the belt, but I decided not to.
hunter_le five
Sheriff Underscore
No one's going to say anything about the fancy RL jeans and the pretty-far-from-RL shoes?
Pants might be up high, but he's got the b@lls to post the pic.
Those are RL boxer-briefs, thank you. They were a gift from my mommy.
The jeans are thrift-store Levis. The boots are a pair I found in my Dad's garage 8 years ago that are clearly too small to be his. So either the lawn guy left them behind, or my mom's secret boyfriend did (or both?).
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hunter_le five
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EcuPirate07
Beer is a food group
Oh yeah this guy does! The only issue is, I'm a medical sales rep so when I'm on the road its dicey. Today I pooped at a hotel, and a hospital. Change of scenery is always nice.
wallybangbang
Well-Known Member
Proves nothing. All that picture shows is you sitting down with your pants down. Who knows you might not even be at work. Plenty of other things you could be doing sitting with your pants down. Well 2 or 3 at least.
We should check the other thread to see if he is one of the guys who admits to sitting down to pee. Could be doing a number 1 instead of dropping a deuce.
hunter_le five
Sheriff Underscore
I wouldn't sit down to pee even if I was a paraplegic. How dare you insinuate otherwise.
wallybangbang
Well-Known Member
Meh. Maybe so but is does knock you down a couple pegs and make you closer to being a woman. There is a whole other thread to debate that in I guess
akthor
Well-Known Member
Not me. Not ever. I have a public bathroom phobia. I only go poop when I have home field advantage.
slym2none
"Lazy extract brewer."
Magnus314
Well-Known Member
This thread describes why I fired all my employees and automated as soon as technology allowed.
Same Gross Profits, less gross everything else.
Same Gross Profits, less gross everything else.
Hopsichord
Member
Anywhere but at home, I stand with pride. At home, I sit with pride.
I had to clean public bathrooms at my first job at the grocery store at 15, and that scarred me for life. For as long as we can't afford a maid and I have to CIP our own bathroom some of the time, you can put money on me sitting.
Ever had a ray of sunlight cross the toilet when standing and see how much actually jumps out of the bowl????
Hopsichord
Member
And people wear their shoes inside the house after public bathrooms. Man, this one time at a Guns & Roses concert....
Ha! Yeah, at home I tend to stand in only the small downstairs bathroom- not sure why exactly that one got voted the choice, maybe as that's the one guests use (and stand as well)??! Keep the "mess" to one room.
Also add to this discussion, close the damn lid will ya! I bet most here don't do that, our lids, not just seats down, are always closed!
petey_c
Senior Member
I've been sitting to pee (at home anyway. At home, not in public.) since I had back surgery in '94. I figure, since I'm in the "library" I'll take this opportunity to become smarter...(?)
sudbuddy
Hang on, I had something for this
wrong thread guys, this one is about pooping
cyanmonkey
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My poop IS work.
Schmoogdaddy
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Like Dorothy said, "There's no place like home."
Boss gets a dollar
I get a dime
That's why I poop
On company time
Edit: Looks as though it's already been posted. Damn...
I get a dime
That's why I poop
On company time
Edit: Looks as though it's already been posted. Damn...
hunter_le five
Sheriff Underscore
Ugh. Don't you hate it when you leave your phone at home? And your coworkers are all "why are you running an extension cord into the bathroom," and " who put this PC tower in the handicap stall?"
I'm getting ready to have some me-time, Mr. Nosy. I don't ask about what you do in there. Rude. Now stop bothering me, I'm prairie-dogging here.
I'm getting ready to have some me-time, Mr. Nosy. I don't ask about what you do in there. Rude. Now stop bothering me, I'm prairie-dogging here.
petey_c
Senior Member
Sorry. I sit to poop too.
