To see the amount of bottled water available at stores and people buying it, you’re not the only one... Oh wait. 
Yea somebody got an envelopeShoot now I know the secret ingredient that is making my homebrew so tasty. Checked my district water report and sure enough average level of this 1,4-dioxane is 10 ppb (high of 34 ppb) vs what these guys claim is EPA threshold for concern of 0.35 ppb. Oddly Suffolk County labels this level as not a violation.
I was up at 4:30 AM today to go to NE and talk about stress. I’m probably going to be sleeping.