What's your favorite bumper sticker?

[beerthirty]

I have a new favorite sticker.
" I will keep my freedom, my guns, and my money. You can keep the change."

 

[Chris_Dog]

 

[DeathBrewer]

"I downshift for tailgaters"

(ya know...they can see brakes)

i have this one, need to put in on my car...

"Athiests for Satan: because god is banal"

"FSM: Touched by his noodley appendage!"

"I'd rather be brewing..."

that's a good one. the "i brew my own beer" is pretty lame, IMO.

 

[DrunkTrucker]

I knew a guy that had a beater of a car and on the back bumper it said......Don't laugh your daughter might be in here. I always got a kick out that one.

 

[Shonuff]

My friend and I saw this bumper sticker and almost bought it to put on our other roommate's car.

"I'm not gay but my boyfriend is"

He would have been pissed

 

[Donner]

gun control is a firm grip.

 

[s3n8]

I am not much for bumper stickers, in fact, I usually go out of my way to debadge my car, remove the stickers from the dealer, etc. I even like plain unbranded clothes.

I have never seen this on a bumper sticker, but would buy many if someone made them...

Not enough people get eaten by lions.

e.g. humans have very few natural predators, therefore the weak survive despite darwins best intentions.

For a close second... I have one on the door of my server rack that says:

If selling babies for profit is wrong, I dont want to be right.

 

[McDegga]

And the always funny and scary...
WWJB
Who Would Jesus Bomb?

 

[ChshreCat]

I always liked
"WWJD (for a Klondike bar)"

 

[Kauai_Kahuna]

Good ones here. OK, here is a few of my favourites.

Beer, helping ugly people have sex since pre-history.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
God, please save me from your followers.

 

[friarjohn]

If your gonna ride my a$$ atleast pull my hair....seen that on a hot chick car awhile ago.

 

[wagontrash]

Saw this one on a highway in CT...almost drove off the road...

Monica Lewinski's ex-boyfriend's estranged wife...for President!!!

 

[cheeseshark]

I brake for bacon.
Link

 

[fat x nub]

The one I have on one of my grain containers:

"I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway".

Seriously, one of your favorite bumper stickers is "McCain 2008"? Really? Oooh, and a stale joke about Ted Kennedy's drinking. Wow, what the hell is this, 1996?...what's next, a joke about Monica Lewinski's dress or perhaps even a "where's the beef" sticker? The man's gonna die of brain cancer in a couple months...classy! I don't agree with his politics, but come the hell on!

And the one about reloading is great too. Nothing funnier than a joke about murdering someone because they honked their horn at your. ahhh, ha ha. I get it.

Funny that you have "vote freedom first" and "McCain 2008" on there. It's a bit like having both "I ♥ Nazi's" and "Support the Anti-Defamation League" on your bumper. :cross: (yay, Godwin's law in, what 6 posts! I rulz!)

i think somebody is overthinking this a bit .
but if i ever put a sticker on my car it would be

"I brew the beer i drink."

 

[billy915]

I thought this was pretty good............

PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals

 

[Natas]

"Vegetarian: Old Indian word for 'Bad Hunter'."

 

[homebrewer_99]

I don't have any bumper stickers, but ones I've seen include:

D.A.R.E. to keep cops off donuts

My juvenile delinquent is sleeping with your honor student

Gun Control is hitting where you're aiming

Save Lap Dancing

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

Silly Fa*got, dicks are for chicks

 

[Chriso]

"I found Jesus: He was behind the Sofa the whole time"

...or, pretty much any other anti-Religion sticker. I also like "Against Abortion? Don't have one."

 

[yermej]

This is a cut and paste job I did. Source material courtesy of the 700 Club.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Which reminds me of another one: I support gay marriage if both chicks are hot. I know I know, I'm a classy guy.

 

[TheJadedDog]

"After the rapture, can I have your car?"

 

[Parker36]

I'm still looking for the classic "Honk if you Demand Satisfaction"

 

[bad coffee]

"I give kids candy but they still won't get into my car"

"Nice People Swallow"

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[Chris_Dog]

 

[TCHDNSD]

Maybe he's making a statement on the duality of man ... you know, the Jungian thing (2 pts if you can name that quote).

Full Metal Jacket

 

[GroovePuppy]

"For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three."

 

[Bruscar]

Only saw it once but even my kids think it's hysterical:

A towel is not a hat

 

[purednec]

"I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar"

 

[Soulive]

Only saw it once but even my kids think it's hysterical:

A towel is not a hat

 

[BugleBrew]

"We need a better president"