What's your favorite bumper sticker?

[Smogre]

My other ride is your wife.

 

[STAD]

"If Sarah Palin Is Qualified, So Am I"

"Hey Sarah, I Can See the End of Your Political Career From My House!"

"Pregnant Unwed High School Dropouts for Palin"

"Hey Sarah, I Can See the Moon from My Backyard, Does that Make Me An Astronaut?"

"Somewhere in Alaska an Igloo Is Missing Its Idiot"

"Polar Bears Against Palin"

"Sarah, While You Were Looking at Russia, Maybe You Should Have Been Watching Your Daughter"

 

[Eastside Brewer]

"kill em' all and let God sort it out!" always a favorite!

 

[shecky]

"If Sarah Palin Is Qualified, So Am I"

"Hey Sarah, I Can See the End of Your Political Career From My House!"

"Pregnant Unwed High School Dropouts for Palin"

"Hey Sarah, I Can See the Moon from My Backyard, Does that Make Me An Astronaut?"

"Somewhere in Alaska an Igloo Is Missing Its Idiot"

"Polar Bears Against Palin"

"Sarah, While You Were Looking at Russia, Maybe You Should Have Been Watching Your Daughter"

I'm a bit unclear as to your political leanings.

 

[GroovePuppy]

First there's the catch-all

"Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus"

Then my current fave

"Honk if you have poor impulse control"

And the one I saw once a while back

"Mother Earth? Yeah, I'd fv(k her."

 

[Tenchiro]

"Run Hillary, Run!"

Democrats put it on the back bumper, Republicans put it on the front.

 

[Soulive]

Then my current fave

"Honk if you have poor impulse control"

Hahaha...

 

[Mike M]

It’s another in a long line of “I heart” bumper stickers and you’ll have to use your imagination. It may be offensive to some, but here goes – it had the following images all in a row:

An eye
A heart
A picture of Hillary Clinton
A tree
A musical note



If you need help the translation is below
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I love country music

 

[EdWort]

I have one sticker on my car.

 

[GroovePuppy]

It’s another in a long line of “I heart” bumper stickers and you’ll have to use your imagination. It may be offensive to some, but here goes – it had the following images all in a row:

An eye
A heart
A picture of Hillary Clinton
A tree
A musical note



If you need help the translation is below
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I love country music

On a similar note, I thought "countryside" meant the illegal killing of a politician.

 

[sflcowboy78]

"One by one the penguins steal my sanity."

 

[pjj2ba]

In response to the "In case of the raputure, this car will be driverless"

"In case of the rapture, I'm taking your stuff"

 

[Germey]

I've always loved
"Forget world peace, visualize using your damn turn signal!"

And at Christmas time - The Season is the Reason for the Season.

 

[Beards Brews]

"If a$$holes were airplanes, this place would be an airport."

 

[Short Drive]

Life is to short to drink cheap beer.

 

[Bedlam]

When I was in high school, a friend wound up with a small stack of stickers that each had a picture of a screw on it. It just so happened that they were the EXACT size to cover up the "heart" in those I *heart* (insert object of passion) bumper stickers. Imagine that.

We went nuts.

Soon, all over town, there were car owners that were unwittingly proclaiming some pretty sordid sexual practices, some of which I doubt even Revvy has even considered.

 

[STAD]

I'm a bit unclear as to your political leanings.

I just don't like Palin.. Haha.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

"Save A Whale..... Harpoon A Fat Chic"

This was on a buddies grandfathers VW Micro-bus. It just always made me chuckle.

You beat me to it. I saw that one prolly 20 years ago. Best. One. Ever.

 

[beerthirty]

If you don't like the way I drive GET OFF THE SIDEWALK.

 

[talleymonster]

on my back window of my Durango it reads:

www. homebrewtalk. com

 

[Anbrew]

It's an oldie but I've always loved it:

"If 10% is good enough for God it should be good enough for the government"

 

[schweaty]

 

[david_42]

All women deserve the perfect man.
But there was only one and he hung out with 12 guys.

 

[talleymonster]

All women deserve the perfect man.
But there was only one and he hung out with 12 guys.

Actually, there were 13 apostles. Let us not forget about Rufus.

 

[boo boo]

And the all time favorite.

I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look.

And don't forget.
grass, gas, or a**, nobody rides for free.

 

[Duckfoot]

 

[shecky]

Saw this today: Some people are still alive because it's illegal to kill them.

 

[todd_k]

Actually, there were 13 apostles. Let us not forget about Rufus.

Rufus?

 

[billtzk]

DARE to Think!
It ain't illegal yet.

This is a play on the popular D.A.R.E. (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) stickers and slogans that substitute catchy but trite slogans against drug and tobacco use for substantive education and sound reasoning. The D.A.R.E programs have been found in repeated studies to be ineffective, and even the Surgeon General declared in 2001 that the program does not work, and is sometimes counterproductive.

D.A.R.E is a symbol of police-state zero-tolerance Big-Brother attitudes that pit children against their families, encouraging them to confide to police suspicions about drug use by others, including their own family members, all in the guise of helping someone. (The three 'R's, Recognize, Resist, Report, encourages kids to tell friends, teachers, or police if they find drugs at home.) Ratting family members out to cops about drug use is seldom the most helpful action one could take. Programs like this brainwash kids into being good little mindless obedient organs of the state, rather than teaching them to think for themselves. If you believe you are the owner of your own mind and body, then you'll find programs like D.A.R.E. utterly repulsive.

 

[EvilTOJ]

billtzk, we've always been at war with Eurasia. Here's some of my favorites.

Republicans for Voldemort (OK it was funnier in 2004, sue me)

Jesus loves me, but I just want to be friends.

Ask me about my vow of silence!

Visualize.... stopping distance.

-also-

Visualize Whirled Peas

Many people don't understand that last one, unfortunately.