What's your favorite bumper sticker?

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Jesse17

Jesse17

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I don't believe in defacing my vehicles with bumper stickers, but if I did these would be my first choices:
-My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's Car.
-Vote Freedom First
-Keep Honking, I'm reloading.
-McCain 2008


What's your favorite?
 
The one I have on one of my grain containers:

"I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway".

Seriously, one of your favorite bumper stickers is "McCain 2008"? Really? Oooh, and a stale joke about Ted Kennedy's drinking. Wow, what the hell is this, 1996?...what's next, a joke about Monica Lewinski's dress or perhaps even a "where's the beef" sticker? The man's gonna die of brain cancer in a couple months...classy! I don't agree with his politics, but come the hell on!

And the one about reloading is great too. Nothing funnier than a joke about murdering someone because they honked their horn at your. ahhh, ha ha. I get it. :rolleyes:

Funny that you have "vote freedom first" and "McCain 2008" on there. It's a bit like having both "I ♥ Nazi's" and "Support the Anti-Defamation League" on your bumper. :cross: (yay, Godwin's law in, what 6 posts! I rulz!)
 
"Cheney/Satan '08"
"Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country"
"Hi, I don't care...thanks"
"Some days are Sunni, but most are Shi'te"
 
"When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross."

and

"If a woman has a big, fat a$$, she should dump him." :D
 
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Ummm..."Detroit Red Wings" ??

Political bumper stickers are the stoopid. I don't care what you believe in and it's not going to change my beliefs either.
 
PseudoChef said:
Ummm..."Detroit Red Wings" ??

Political bumper stickers are the stoopid. I don't care what you believe in and it's not going to change my beliefs either.
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But I could respond to sports bumper stickers that I don't care what team you like I'm not going to like any team but mine. Every single bumper sticker says something about the driver's beliefs/priorities...
 
PseudoChef said:
Political bumper stickers are the stoopid. I don't care what you believe in and it's not going to change my beliefs either.
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I don't think they're ever meant to really change anyone's viewpoint. It's more a case of 1) I'm really pissed about something and this at least makes me feel minutely better, or 2) this is really going to piss off someone who believes something I find ridiculous/atrocious, etc.
 
PseudoChef said:
Ummm..."Detroit Red Wings" ??

Political bumper stickers are the stoopid. I don't care what you believe in and it's not going to change my beliefs either.
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Aw, come on, if you haven't formed your core beliefs based on bumper stickers, then you're not a real american.

That's why I love OBX and fish so much. Everyone has those little fishes on their cars...makes me wanna go to the OBX and catch some sea bass.

:drunk:
 
"Save A Whale..... Harpoon A Fat Chic"

This was on a buddies grandfathers VW Micro-bus. It just always made me chuckle.
 
A friend once put the following sticker on my window as a joke: "Porn...it's cheaper than dating"
 
Soulive said:
But I could respond to sports bumper stickers that I don't care what team you like I'm not going to like any team but mine. Every single bumper sticker says something about the driver's beliefs/priorities...
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Very true, but sports are at least debatable in a somewhat sane fashion as opposed to politics.
 
When growing up in College Station, home of Texas A&M, a popular sticker was "My Money and My Daughter Go to Texas A&M." Then you started to see stickers that said, "I Used Your Money and Your Daughter at Texas A&M."

Another good one. "D.A.M.M." (Drunk Against Madd Mothers)
 
Pretty much all of my bumber stickers are brewing/beer related. I have an older Nissan Frontier, so I have a few on that plastic wind-visor thing on top.

RDWHAHB
I BREW THE BEER I DRINK
one that is just a mug of beer= (smiley face).
One says GOT ALOHA (Don't ask why, it just seemed cool)
and I had one in my window that said "America-Love it or Leave It", but some tree-hugging, Bush hater tried to scrape it off. (I'd like to have caught them in the act).
 
Jesse17 said:
I don't believe in defacing my vehicles with bumper stickers, but if I did these would be my first choices:
-My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's Car.
-Vote Freedom First
-Keep Honking, I'm reloading.
-McCain 2008


What's your favorite?
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my favorite? none of these, that's for sure.
 
Evan! said:
Oooh, and a stale joke about Ted Kennedy's drinking. Wow, what the hell is this, 1996?...what's next, a joke about Monica Lewinski's dress or perhaps even a "where's the beef" sticker? The man's gonna die of brain cancer in a couple months...classy! I don't agree with his politics, but come the hell on!
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I like the Ted Kennedy jokes. My favorite is "Ted Kennedy ... can't drive a whore over a bridge"

Evan! said:
Funny that you have "vote freedom first" and "McCain 2008" on there. It's a bit like having both "I ♥ Nazi's" and "Support the Anti-Defamation League" on your bumper. :cross: (yay, Godwin's law in, what 6 posts! I rulz!)
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Maybe he's making a statement on the duality of man ... you know, the Jungian thing (2 pts if you can name that quote).

By the way, if I had a bumper sticker, it would be one of those ribbons that says "I Support Ribbons"
 
Nuke the Whales
Your kid is an honor student but you're a moron
Support Magnetic Ribbons (not really a sticker but still great)
I love cats, they taste like chicken
 
I'm not much for politics, and I don't have any bumper stickers myself, but these two cracked me up recently:

"Cthulu 2008: Why vote for the lesser evil?"

"I like your Christ very much. I don't like your christians. They are very unlike your Christ. -Ghandi" (possibly slightly mis-quoted, but the idea is the same.)
 
"If Sarah Palin Is Qualified, So Am I"

"Hey Sarah, I Can See the End of Your Political Career From My House!"

"Pregnant Unwed High School Dropouts for Palin"

"Hey Sarah, I Can See the Moon from My Backyard, Does that Make Me An Astronaut?"

"Somewhere in Alaska an Igloo Is Missing Its Idiot"

"Polar Bears Against Palin"

"Sarah, While You Were Looking at Russia, Maybe You Should Have Been Watching Your Daughter"
 
STAD said:
"If Sarah Palin Is Qualified, So Am I"

"Hey Sarah, I Can See the End of Your Political Career From My House!"

"Pregnant Unwed High School Dropouts for Palin"

"Hey Sarah, I Can See the Moon from My Backyard, Does that Make Me An Astronaut?"

"Somewhere in Alaska an Igloo Is Missing Its Idiot"

"Polar Bears Against Palin"

"Sarah, While You Were Looking at Russia, Maybe You Should Have Been Watching Your Daughter"
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I'm a bit unclear as to your political leanings.
 
First there's the catch-all

"Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus"

Then my current fave

"Honk if you have poor impulse control"

And the one I saw once a while back

"Mother Earth? Yeah, I'd fv(k her."
 
It’s another in a long line of “I heart” bumper stickers and you’ll have to use your imagination. It may be offensive to some, but here goes – it had the following images all in a row:

An eye
A heart
A picture of Hillary Clinton
A tree
A musical note



If you need help the translation is below
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I love country music
 
Mike M said:
It’s another in a long line of “I heart” bumper stickers and you’ll have to use your imagination. It may be offensive to some, but here goes – it had the following images all in a row:

An eye
A heart
A picture of Hillary Clinton
A tree
A musical note



If you need help the translation is below
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I love country music
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On a similar note, I thought "countryside" meant the illegal killing of a politician.
 

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