What words make you sit up and take notice?

[BlackDogBrewing]

SWMBO was teasing me last night about words that always get my attention, even when I'm on homebrewtalk. Those words for me are three B's: boobs, beer, and bacon. What words always get your attention?

 

[homebrewer_99]

WARNING...DANGER Will Robinson....

(not enough clean words in the English dictionary to allow this thread to go longer than 3 posts...)

 

[buckeyebrewer]

Godzillaaaa....!!!!

 

[Fingers]

Hey, is that your wife?

 

[tireater]

You are in the wrong hole...

 

[Orfy]

You are in the wrong hole...

No I'm not.

 

[david_42]

So, Orfy, your toad is up for any hole?

 

[ChshreCat]

My daughter caught on really early. She was about three and a half and it was christmas morning. I'd stayed up late putting crap together and playing santa and wasn't easy to wake up. My daughter kept going in and trying to wake me so she could open presents. She finally got desperate and yelled "Daddy.... BACON!!!".

 

[Pappers_]

"I don't have a gag reflex"

 

[Baja_Brewer]

"I don't have a gag reflex"

Last year I was going around meeting people as I moved into my residence and some others were with me. One girl said something about holding back hair after to many drinks and another responded, "oh, you won't have to do that for me. I dont have a gag reflex."

I turned around and asked "What room are you living in again?"


Words that get my attention? Cheap beer, topless, boobs, wanna drink?

 

[DeathBrewer]

Foyer

 

[danorocks17]

Bacon is nature's candy

 

[StoutFan]

oops
uh, dad?
any thing that begins with "honey, what are you doing right now"<-something broke
free
[email protected], I'm not finishing it

 

[Chad]

"fire extinguisher"
"stomach ache" (if you have kids)
"We need to talk"

 

[Decojuicer]

"I'm late."

 

[Borisbbadd]

"We need to talk"

Never means anything good......................

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Baseball......

 

[virus692]

I stopped dead on the highway one day when my wife(we have no kids) said "I'm the Mommy"

 

[Ceedubya]

"stomach ache" (if you have kids)

I didn't give this one the attention it deserved two nights ago when my youngest said it, and paid the price by cleaning up puke piles strewn through the house like land mines

Words that get my attention?

SWMBO: "So, I was thinking" (never ends well for me)

FREE and BEER are both great alone, but put together they can't be beat.

BBQ
Ribs
BJ's
Boobs
& Redheads