I cannot remember the last time I wore a tie, except as part of a costume. I do remember, in 1993, being asked by DHL if I had a problem wearing a suit to work. This was for a sys admin job. I think my reply was something like, "Snort".
I am horrible with knots, so I think the closest I do to the tie tying thing is the half Windsor. I think. I didn't see an option for 'retarded tie'.
Bow Ties. I have quite the collection.