What kind of drunk are you?

[JustDave]

I'm the kind of drunk who, when SWMBO's friend asks why she can't get a man, tells her the reasons.

I'm still paying for that one.

 

[Cheesefood]

I'm the kind of drunk who, when SWMBO's friend asks why she can't get a man, tells her the reasons.

I'm still paying for that one.

Bad at head? Offer to tutor her.

 

[jdcoffman]

ha! I voted flirty and funny, I'm typically a pretty quiet guy, but when I drink in good company I really open up and tell some stories! I also ahem, tend to let my feelings loose a little toward the women.

 

[gresc]

I get talkative, happy, funny, very social.... but no one I know sees it that way - hmmm.

 

[Cheesefood]

Everyone thinks they're funny. Very few people think they're D-bags. This leads me to believe that you're all unfunny D-bags when you drink.

 

[Ó Flannagáin]

Everyone thinks they're funny. Very few people think they're D-bags. This leads me to believe that you're all unfunny D-bags when you drink.

... I probably am.

 

[PseudoChef]

Funny to read that I'm like most people here. I used to be "that guy," having to be watched right away. I'd go off with random people if they offered me booze, I'd get in cars with random people if we were on our way to booze, etc.

I have 95% banned hard alcohol from my repertoire and all those poor-decision, black out nights are a thing of the past. When I didn't remember a 3 hour concert on my birthday this year because of Jack and Coke, I knew there was a problem.

I can drink beer all night long and just be in a great mood and always remember what I've done. It's refreshing to know that I'll always wake up now knowing what I did the previous night.

I had my first two Jack and Cokes this past Thursday night in 6 months and switched to beer and was fine, so I'm glad I have control.

 

[the_Roqk]

I usually get really, really mellow and hit on anything with ****ies.

Lately that's who I am! Course sometimes it's hard to hit on the babes when you're drunk. To me it's better to have a cool buzz, hang out and people watch. In my younger days I'd get drunk as fast as I could and then pass out. Needless to say I was cured of that. Only because I had some so-called friends that would leave me while I was passed out. I was always a good drunk and pretty mellow. My drunk also depended on my mood for that day and what I was drinking, beer or hard liquor. Now it's been beer for me and an occasional shot or two of whiskey or tequila followed up with water every other drink.

 

[david_42]

Light-weight & fast asleep. I'm a morning person and a couple pints in the evening just moves bed-time up a bit. Since I always have to drive home from fests & club meetings, I don't get hammered even then.

Never heard any stories about my behavior when I was younger and drank more, so I'd guess even then I didn't cross the line.

 

[rdwj]

I said funny and flirty - I'm also rather loud.

 

[user 574]

I become more outgoing but usually not obnoxious. You need to add slurring fool to the list; that's my montra. Communication is my downfall after a bender but only with hard alcohol.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I answered flirty. I'm pretty talkative even sober but when I get tipsy, I get all flirty.

Hmmm we have GOT to get that SEWAGE get-together organized!!!!!!



BTW another choice that was missing: The crier. You know, the little ditz that has maybe a beer and a half and starts bawling all over anyone that'll let her??? And of course there's always ten people cooing over her trying to make her feel better. LEAVE HER ALONE, PEOPLE, SHE DRUNK AND STUPID!!!!!!

Ok, mini-rant over............

 

[cubbies]

I said funny and flirty - I'm also rather loud.

+1

I am definitely more social as I get drunk. I dont flirt a whole lot as I am typically catching my buzz with SWMBO. However, loud should definitely be an option. Runs in the family too apparently. Get me and my brother drunk and any normal conversation could wake up the neighborhood.

 

[Cheesefood]

BTW another choice that was missing: The crier. You know, the little ditz that has maybe a beer and a half and starts bawling all over anyone that'll let her??? And of course there's always ten people cooing over her trying to make her feel better. LEAVE HER ALONE, PEOPLE, SHE DRUNK AND STUPID!!!!!!

We have two women who regularly check the board, and neither fall into that category.

 

[Cheesefood]

+1

I am definitely more social as I get drunk. I dont flirt a whole lot as I am typically catching my buzz with SWMBO. However, loud should definitely be an option. Runs in the family too apparently. Get me and my brother drunk and any normal conversation could wake up the neighborhood.

NO ONE is a quiet drunk. If I'm going to put "Loud" I might as well put "Occasionally do stupid things like call or e-mail an Ex or make a frivolous purchase."

 

[Dude]

I'm a happy drunk, very talkative and smart.

I do have a bad habit of doing stupid crap though. Drank out of a fish bowl once Wasn't the 9 shots that did me in, it was that damn sip out of the fish bowl!), I've had some pictures sent to me from a buddy a few days after a drunken night, where I'm laying on the kitchen floor with an alien. I still have no recollection of that event.

It usually gets pretty crazy and memorable when I can let loose and be rowdy with a good drunken bash.

 

[Ryanh1801]

Thats why I hide all camera's when I start getting crazy drunk.

 

[MriswitH]

I picked several of your categories.

Typically I get really flirty and chime up to be the life of the party in most cases; however, my inhibitions tend to flee with my sobriety and I also tend to wake up with bruises from time to time.

The only times i've ever gotten mean off of alcohol were when I had drank mead, oddly enough. I'm not sure why that would be, but it was a weird situation because anger and violence are a complete 180 of my typical demeanor.

I can only think of maybe 3 or 4 times i've ever blacked out and am usually pretty good at not getting there because its a scary thought to wake up and not realize what the hell happened.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

I'm famous for saying wildly inappropriate things...

I've got a going away gift from one of my assignments that everyone signed with a little blurb about how much they'd miss me (or not).

One's first line reads, "Yuri, the offender of all women..."

Drunk Yuri says dumb $hit sometimes.

 

[BierMuncher]

Those of you who have read my prose late at night would agree...you missed the option of "Super Intelligent Orator With Endless Wit and Charm"

So I picked Funny.

Except when out in public...then it's "watch out ladies..."

 

[shunoshi]

It really does depend on what I'm drinking. I tend to be rowdy, loud, and humorous. Occasionally feel the need to wrestle. This gets magnified to black out status sometimes accompanied by mysterious bruises (more than likely from actually finding a wrestling opponent). Everything gets magnified if liquor is involved. I've quickly learned that apfelwein will instantly create parties that wouldn't have happened otherwise.

I don't usually get flirty, best way to overcome temptation is to not tempt oneself.

Oh, I've been known to spontaneously feel the need to dance should the atmosphere be right....and it's not good dancing. I have serious whiteboy moves.

 

[sause]

I answered flirty. I'm pretty talkative even sober but when I get tipsy, I get all flirty.

No kidding....your husband was embarrassed when he was leaving. I thought he gave up since you really just wanted to go home with me.

 

[Ize]

Funny, Flirty, and Black Out. There are times when I wake up and have absolutely no recollection of things until I stumble across something that brings back hazy memories...

I left "angry" off. I discovered many moons ago that whiskey has an adverse effect on my personality and I rarely touch it anymore. If I do, it's in VERY small amounts. Complete D-Bag would also qualify under those circumstances, so I don't.

Ize

 

[Yooper]

No kidding....your husband was embarrassed when he was leaving. I thought he gave up since you really just wanted to go home with me.

That's because I'm old enough to be your mother! Now behave yourself, young man!

Did YOU answer the question?

 

[uglygoat]

mystery bruises...

suspect they're from the swmbo beating off my advances with a blunt object.

brace yerself woman!!!!

ka-pow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goat's down for the count....

 

[sause]

Did YOU answer the question?

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[gonzoflick]

When drinking around my friends they all know the request for "A congo line Orgy" is bound to come out of my mouth sooner or later. Basically I like to drink and screw, not screw and drink.

 

[Slive]

This was sorta hard for me to answer. It depends on my mood beforehand and who I'm drinking with. If it's with old friends and we're set to go to a club and be rowdy, then I'm going to be loud, flirty, and obnoxious. If we're just chilling around a bar, I'll be chill and funny. It all depends on the situation, really.

 

[sudsmonkey]

I picked " funny". Peoplke laugh when I'm drunk. Whether it's at my jokes or just at me, who knows? I'm a happy agreeable drunk until I start throwing darts at your feet. Just don't let your toes hang over the line while you throw. ( Haven't actually hit anybody/ had to tote an asswhooping yet)