What kind of brewer are you?

[Billy-Klubb]

I dunno bro. If the picture in your profile is really you, I may have to add a 7th choice.

like I said, I'm one handsome mofro.:rockin:

 

[user 144271]

I think I am witty but I am sure wife would tell you different.
















PS she's a hater

 

[cheezydemon3]

I think I am witty but I am sure wife would tell you different.
PS she's a hater

Dear god that is funny!

 

[Yooper]

The most common kind, the "Extremely fit and attractive brewer" was left off AGAIN!

WTF guys?

We are too self critical as a group.

I don't think we're too self critical- but no way can I put myself in the same category as Ray Daniels! He's written books. So I have no place for myself at all.

But I'm sure that women can't brew anyway- at least I read that on the internet.

 

[liquiditynerd]

But I'm sure that women can't brew anyway- at least I read that on the internet.

Oh damn. If women can't brew, and you're a woman, and men rely on your brewing (and winemaking) experience , oh wait I get it ........ OP you need to add another category STAT - diva

 

[Billy-Klubb]

psssshhh. get back in the kitchen & brew an IIPA!

 

[corkybstewart]

got the looks of the grizzly man but the knowledge of the witty old guy-a perfect package.

 

[Homercidal]

I tried to do grizzly a few years back. I just ended up being "slovenly".

 

[cheezydemon3]

I don't think we're too self critical- but no way can I put myself in the same category as Ray Daniels! He's written books. So I have no place for myself at all.

But I'm sure that women can't brew anyway- at least I read that on the internet.

so write a book and change the interwebs!!!!!!!

I have faith in you!!!

Oh wait, women can't write. Dammit, you were so close!!

 

[GarageDweller]

grizzly adams did have a beard. that is the category that i fall under. not very well groomed and have trouble matching clothes, especially pairs of socks. i will, however, turn those grains into beer whilst slapping the smug off a parsley-pants hipster-******.
:rockin:

 

[Jayhem]

You left off "Country boy who builds what most people would buy"

I brew because I like the challenge of making for myself what most "hip" people are too lazy or inept to attempt.

I grow my own vegetables, I process my own meat, repair my own cars, house, motorcycles, appliances....so why not make my own beer?

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

You left off "Country boy who builds what most people would buy"

I brew because I like the challenge of making for myself what most "hip" people are too lazy or inept to attempt.

I grow my own vegetables, I process my own meat, repair my own cars, house, motorcycles, appliances....so why not make my own beer?

Being a country boy, you likely have some facial hair going on so that would make you part grizzly.

Being that you grow / make your own stuff, you have a tendency to stray away from societal norms, making you part hipster.

Since you are capable of doing things that others typically don't take the time to research or learn, that would make you part nerd.

That would be a hip-grizzly-nerd

So "Other" would be appropriate.

 

[Jayhem]

Being a country boy, you likely have some facial hair going on so that would make you part grizzly.

Being that you grow / make your own stuff, you have a tendency to stray away from societal norms, making you part hipster.

Since you are capable of doing things that others typically don't take the time to research or learn, that would make you part nerd.

That would be a hip-grizzly-nerd

So "Other" would be appropriate.

Or "All of the above"? I can accept that. :rockin:

I do have a tendency to embrace each of those categories at one time or another.

(I actually did have a full beard up until a month ago when I got tired of hearing the wife complain...but I am usually clean shaven)

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

Or "All of the above"? I can accept that. :rockin:

I do have a tendency to embrace each of those categories at one time or another.

(I actually did have a full beard up until a month ago when I got tired of hearing the wife complain...but I am usually clean shaven)

You lucky dog. My wife won't even let me grow one and If I try, all I hear is "your scruffy, save it off!"

 

[citingzero]

It's only scruffy for a few days, then it gets soft and they like to run their fingers threw it. Fact

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

It's only scruffy for a few days, then it gets soft and they like to run their fingers threw it. Fact

Iv'e never made it to the soft point.. It gets whacked before it reaches this length.

 

[unionrdr]

More like witty old aging hipster with bad joints turning into a couch potato?
Aging sucks after working too hard for too long.

 

[daksin]

I used to be scruffy, but I shaved and now I'm self conscious about it. Definitely more of that couch potato guy, though.

 

[MagooBrew]

Grizzly here

 

[SmokeNbrew]

Im more this kinda home brewer..

 

[lumpher]

Is the beard a prerequisite to becoming a brewer or is it typically adopted after becoming one?

only if you want to become truly skilled

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

only if you want to become truly skilled

So the adage goes.. Which came first the skilled brewer or the beard?

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

Im more this kinda home brewer..

A booger brewer eh?

 

[Snisup]

So the adage goes.. Which came first the skilled brewer or the beard?

I thought about shaving my beard once...
Then my carboy kicked me in the nuts...
True story

 

[TNGabe]

You left off "Country boy who builds what most people would buy"

I brew because I like the challenge of making for myself what most "hip" people are too lazy or inept to attempt.

I grow my own vegetables, I process my own meat, repair my own cars, house, motorcycles, appliances....so why not make my own beer?

Hipster denial? It's ok, I think I'm might be one, too.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

Hipster denial? It's ok, I think I'm might be one, too.

So far there are at least 3 people who have balls enough to admit to being at least part hipster.

 

[dfc]

I can't really grow facial hair, I most definitely do NOT wear Tom's shoes or lenseless glasses, I'm certainly witty, but only in my mid 30's, I may have 10-15 extra lbs, but I'm certainly no couch potato and while I consider myself a beer nerd (simply because I know quite a bit about it) I never dress in beer costumes.

I am an audio engineer with a passion for the hobby of brewing, I'm punk rock, I ride a motorcycle, I create chiptunes (8 bit music) and I love professional football. I guess you could say I'm closest to the beer nerd, but nowhere near 100% beer nerd.

 

[corkybstewart]

So far there are at least 3 people who have balls enough to admit to being at least part hipster.

Me too, as evidenced by my recent photo:

 

[Snisup]

Me too, as evidenced by my recent photo:

It's HipSTER not HipPIE!

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

Me too, as evidenced by my recent photo:

Grizzly hipster. :cross: