What are you drinking now?

[Fuzzymittenbrewing]

Having Zuul the Gatekeeper from Ithaca Brewing. Very nice. Chipotles, chocolate, and a nice roast on this imperial stout. Thanks Eric for sending me a growler of this epic brew!!!!!!!

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Get me a triple meat triple cheese and grilled japs

Got it. It might be cold once it reaches you lol.


Well for those that want details. She got plastered drunk and just hanging with her middle age bitch of a friend. It was pretty bad and glad I finally got out of there

"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"

 

[Fuzzymittenbrewing]

Got it. It might be cold once it reaches you lol.


Well for those that want details. She got plastered drunk and just hanging with her middle age bitch of a friend. It was pretty bad and glad I finally got out of there

"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"

Im ok if its cold lol. Had one more overnighted before

 

[Ridire]

Got it. It might be cold once it reaches you lol.


Well for those that want details. She got plastered drunk and just hanging with her middle age bitch of a friend. It was pretty bad and glad I finally got out of there

"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"

Worst date of my life: in college, I lived in a house with 9 drunks (sure I was # 10). We were in the "student ghetto" in Kalamazoo. A bunch of fairly nerdy (but big druggie) guys moved into the house next door. These guys were fun and had bad ass parties. After about a month of them living there, and me partying there, a girl moved in. She was dumb as a fence post but hot as nuts (my wife and I recently started seeing other people...not by my choice, but hey...). The dim chick had a major thing for me and I set up a date. The date involved us drinking heavily. At some point, I was drunk as hell and had to piss. We were hot and heavy at this point, I've never been more sure of sex in my life.

I excused myself and stumbled up the stairs to the neighbors' second floor pisser. I entered the 'facilities', confronted the commode and did what I had to do. Problem was, in my drunken stuper, I never unzipped my fly.

I pisses all down my jeans and didn't notice until I was nearly done.

I left the bathroom and looked down the stairs. She was disrobed to her under garments and was sprawled on the couch...did I mention how hot this dip **** was?

I was soaked in piss and this super hot chick was spread eagle on the couch, waiting for me. I slipped out the back and passed out in the parking lot between her house and mine. One of my housemates found me the next morning and pulled me to my bed...noting my pissed soaked pants.

Do I win?

 

[BrewinHooligan]

Number 3 watching Step Brothers

 

[Fuzzymittenbrewing]

Worst date of my life: in college, I lived in a house with 9 drunks (sure I was # 10). We were in the "student ghetto" in Kalamazoo. A bunch of fairly nerdy (but big druggie) guys moved into the house next door. These guys were fun and had bad ass parties. After about a month of them living there, and me partying there, a girl moved in. She was dumb as a fence post but hot as nuts (my wife and I recently started seeing other people...not by my choice, but hey...). The dim chick had a major thing for me and I set up a date. The date involved us drinking heavily. At some point, I was drunk as hell and had to piss. We were hot and heavy at this point, I've been more sure of sex in my life.

I excused myself and stumbled up the stairs to the neighbors' second floor pisser. I entered the 'facilities', confronted the commode and did what I had to do. Problem was, in my drunken stuper, I never unzipped my fly.

I pisses all down my jeans and didn't notice until I was nearly done.

I left the bathroom and looked down the stairs. She was disrobed to her under garments and was sprawled on the couch...did I mention how hot this dip **** was?

I was soaked in piss and this super hot chick was spread eagle on the couch, waiting for me. I slipped out the back and passed out in the parking lot between her house and mine. One of my housemates found me the next morning and pulled me to my bed...noting my pissed soaked pants.

Do I win?

Epic my friend lol

 

[Fuzzymittenbrewing]

Number 3 watching Step Brothers
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Shotgun!!!

 

[BrewinHooligan]

Shotgun!!!

That's a damn fine idea there!!!

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Worst date of my life: in college, I lived in a house with 9 drunks (sure I was # 10). We were in the "student ghetto" in Kalamazoo. A bunch of fairly nerdy (but big druggie) guys moved into the house next door. These guys were fun and had bad ass parties. After about a month of them living there, and me partying there, a girl moved in. She was dumb as a fence post but hot as nuts (my wife and I recently started seeing other people...not by my choice, but hey...). The dim chick had a major thing for me and I set up a date. The date involved us drinking heavily. At some point, I was drunk as hell and had to piss. We were hot and heavy at this point, I've never been more sure of sex in my life.

I excused myself and stumbled up the stairs to the neighbors' second floor pisser. I entered the 'facilities', confronted the commode and did what I had to do. Problem was, in my drunken stuper, I never unzipped my fly.

I pisses all down my jeans and didn't notice until I was nearly done.

I left the bathroom and looked down the stairs. She was disrobed to her under garments and was sprawled on the couch...did I mention how hot this dip **** was?

I was soaked in piss and this super hot chick was spread eagle on the couch, waiting for me. I slipped out the back and passed out in the parking lot between her house and mine. One of my housemates found me the next morning and pulled me to my bed...noting my pissed soaked pants.

Do I win?

I think you win. I was sober she was three sheets to the wind. It was the second date and it was a failure. Never seem to find some one like me and I like so far. My beers and my pets (minus family) are the only things that love me

"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"

 

[WesleyS]

Worst date of my life: in college, I lived in a house with 9 drunks (sure I was # 10). We were in the "student ghetto" in Kalamazoo. A bunch of fairly nerdy (but big druggie) guys moved into the house next door. These guys were fun and had bad ass parties. After about a month of them living there, and me partying there, a girl moved in. She was dumb as a fence post but hot as nuts (my wife and I recently started seeing other people...not by my choice, but hey...). The dim chick had a major thing for me and I set up a date. The date involved us drinking heavily. At some point, I was drunk as hell and had to piss. We were hot and heavy at this point, I've never been more sure of sex in my life.

I excused myself and stumbled up the stairs to the neighbors' second floor pisser. I entered the 'facilities', confronted the commode and did what I had to do. Problem was, in my drunken stuper, I never unzipped my fly.

I pisses all down my jeans and didn't notice until I was nearly done.

I left the bathroom and looked down the stairs. She was disrobed to her under garments and was sprawled on the couch...did I mention how hot this dip **** was?

I was soaked in piss and this super hot chick was spread eagle on the couch, waiting for me. I slipped out the back and passed out in the parking lot between her house and mine. One of my housemates found me the next morning and pulled me to my bed...noting my pissed soaked pants.

Do I win?

You definitely win. Not sure what, but you definitely won.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

He won a pair of pissy jeans.

"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"

 

[Fuzzymittenbrewing]

Brewery Vivant Triomphe, the essential Belgo IPA. Liquid horse blanket in a IPA

 

[Ridire]

He won a pair of pissy jeans.

"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"

That was 20 years ago. Man I would like to have the memory of nailing that girl, but...well, I don't think I can qualify that. The memory would be cool, but I kind of like the story, too.

Hey, I promised the story if we got details on tonight's date...

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Need something hoppy.



"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"

 

[Fuzzymittenbrewing]

Need something hoppy.



"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"

Mmmmmm Alchemy Hour

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Resiny goodness.. yum!

"I want to be smart as a horse and hung like Einstein"

 

[WesleyS]

Well, since there's still a few alchies up, I'll have another pour of Little Apple Brewing No Bull Barleywine.

 

[jmcquesten]

Cuvee Rene Gueze.

 

[Hopinista]

Basic

 

[Fuzzymittenbrewing]

Its well....epic lol. Damn nice, good Brett presence and true cherry flavor. Oh, its Epic Brainless on Cherries. #1122 of 1500

 

[BrewinHooligan]

Shotgun!!!

Thanks for the encouragement Fuzzy! Number four down and on to number 5

 

[Fuzzymittenbrewing]

Thanks for the encouragement Fuzzy! Number four down and on to number 5
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Nice!!!!

 

[Fuzzymittenbrewing]

Anyone else..??? Helroo??

 

[WesleyS]

Anyone else..??? Helroo??

I think I'm done for the night. I have to get a good night's rest for tomorrow. I have a brewery anniversary party to go to while wearing a horse head mask.

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Water after a 6 hour nap on the couch. Damn.

 

[BrewinHooligan]

Mission accomplished.

 

[Fuzzymittenbrewing]

Mission accomplished.
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BOOM!
Second pour Epic Brainless on cherries

 

[aharri1]

Homebrew and Korean soju / peach moonshine

 

[Fuzzymittenbrewing]

Homebrew and Korean soju / peach moonshine

Recipe for soju?

 

[Hopinista]

Recipe for soju?

Careful.... illegal etc