Warm toilet seats

[Wrey]

Two dudes are peeing off a low bridge.

The first one says "Water's cold"

The second one says "Deep too"

 

[dibby33]

I agree with SeeFresh, unless you have a wound in your ass then stop worrying. This world is becoming too obsesed with being clean.

Although, I will admit that when I am out drinking in the pubs I use my left hand to flush, open doors etc and only drink / eat with my right. Too much piss flying around!

 

[c.n.budz]

I'm not one of those germ freaks, far from it, I think all this anti-bacterial, kills 99.9% of bacteria this-and-that is just letting the strongest bacteria live unchallenged. Then that stuff is gonna kill us... I do however draw the line at sitting on a ring of piss and ass splatter, ESPECIALLY when it's not mine. That's why I stick by my soapy paper towels.

 

[Beerrific]

I'm not one of those germ freaks, far from it, I think all this anti-bacterial, kills 99.9% of bacteria this-and-that is just letting the strongest bacteria live unchallenged. Then that stuff is gonna kill us... I do however draw the line at sitting on a ring of piss and ass splatter, ESPECIALLY when it's not mine. That's why I stick by my soapy paper towels.

That stuff that kills 99.9% blah blah blah is sometimes just a gel of 70% ethanol. Gonna have to brew a batch of had sanitizer barlywine.

 

[the_bird]

I'm surprised no one among this crew has responded "I wait until after the uber-hot intern has gone to the shared bathroom, the revel in the residual warmth!"

Is that too nasty even for you guys?

 

[WortMonger]

Yep, I plan on not going while out... however, when nature calls... I hover, LOL.

 

[Fingers]

If I gotta go, I go. I'll be damned if I'll be a little woman about the whole thing and worry about the toilet being too dirty for my delicate little fanny. Take a quick look. If it doesn't have any blatant residues, it's fine. Take a daily shower and all the little nasties go down the drain. If I were really that worried about it, I guess I'd bring an extra pair of panties along just in case. Sheesh.

 

[Orpheus]

I'd bring an extra pair of panties along just in case.

So you admit to wearing women's panties on a regular basis?

 

[Fingers]

Purely a comfort thing...

 

[Hemi]

I agree with SeeFresh, unless you have a wound in your ass then stop worrying. This world is becoming too obsesed with being clean.

Although, I will admit that when I am out drinking in the pubs I use my left hand to flush, open doors etc and only drink / eat with my right. Too much piss flying around!

Lol yea who needs soap, just use different hands

 

[DeathBrewer]

i just wash my hands thoroughly and use towels to open doors...always have. not obsessed about being clean, just don't really appreciate wet handles.

 

[WortMonger]

If I gotta go, I go. I'll be damned if I'll be a little woman about the whole thing and worry about the toilet being too dirty for my delicate little fanny. Take a quick look. If it doesn't have any blatant residues, it's fine. Take a daily shower and all the little nasties go down the drain. If I were really that worried about it, I guess I'd bring an extra pair of panties along just in case. Sheesh.

LOL, you'd hover if you have seen what I have seen, lol. Try Crawfish party in Lubbock, TX. There is piss, crap, and thrown-up crawfish everywhere on the port-O-potties. Texaco gas station toilets were notoriously bad too, like the kind that make you want to go home and take a shower after just going in to pee. In general public I simply just don't have to go hardly ever, but....... if I have to, I have to. I was a damn boy scout and Eagle Scout and have crapped all over this nation, including in the woods, without needing "an extra pair of panties". It's just not doable when it's nasty.

 

[DeathBrewer]

ugh...crawfish party puke, eh? that's really, really disgusting.

 

[Klainmeister]

I won't lie, this has been probably the funniest thread i've ever read. Ass-doily, ass-gasket?!!

Who said poop jokes weren't funny anyhow?

 

[phooka]

Well a warm seat will make me twitch/jump much more than a cold one. OB link http://www.ratemypoo.com/

 

[mrk305]

The first time I saw ass gaskets in a mens room, I took my pen out and added "use no sealant"

 

[98EXL]

I won't lie, this has been probably the funniest thread i've ever read. Ass-doily, ass-gasket?!!

Who said poop jokes weren't funny anyhow?

hence why I started it!

poop jokes, always funny

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

I prefer to spell it "pewp".

It gives the word a more l33t feel...

 

[98EXL]

I prefer to spell it "pewp".

It gives the word a more l33t feel...

ha ha, but for reals, it should be

|>3vv|>

 

[BierMuncher]

...poop jokes, always funny

Fart sounds (real or otherwise)...always funny.

 

[98EXL]

Fart sounds (real or otherwise)...always funny.

people smacking their head, also always funny!

 

[Hemi]

I just had an opportunity to put some thought into this thread when I sat in a public restroom earlier that was abnormally chilly and was delighted when an overweight fella warmed the throne prior to my arrival. It was wonderfully comfortable :cross:

 

[98EXL]

I spent the weekend in porta-potty-ville......and I was not that disgusted seemed pretty 'clean'

Then again...I was drinking

 

[Fingers]

I like it when SWMBO warms it with her little tushy in the morning.

:rockin:

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

ha ha, but for reals, it should be

|>3vv|>

411 H4|1 teh 1337 HAXX0R!!!!!!!

 

[Hemi]

1 b |_337 j|_|s7 \/\/|_|b |\/|'/ #0|\/|3 br3\/\/. 73# b33r 60d2 b0\/\/ b3|=0r3 |\/|3!

If you can read that, you are l33t

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

Beer gods bowing before you my arse!!!!

 

[Brewpastor]

I thought only chicks used those.

Thats correct. What is your point?

 

[Brewpastor]

I also consider myself a courteous guy, so I give the seat a quick pissrinse before I finish. That way I make sure all the crap and herpes are wash away.

 

[98EXL]

I also consider myself a courteous guy, so I give the seat a quick pissrinse before I finish. That way I make sure all the crap and herpes are wash away.

ANY man who does a herpes wash is good in my book!