Warm toilet seats

[DeathBrewer]

i just wash my hands thoroughly and use towels to open doors...always have. not obsessed about being clean, just don't really appreciate wet handles.

 

[WortMonger]

If I gotta go, I go. I'll be damned if I'll be a little woman about the whole thing and worry about the toilet being too dirty for my delicate little fanny. Take a quick look. If it doesn't have any blatant residues, it's fine. Take a daily shower and all the little nasties go down the drain. If I were really that worried about it, I guess I'd bring an extra pair of panties along just in case. Sheesh.

LOL, you'd hover if you have seen what I have seen, lol. Try Crawfish party in Lubbock, TX. There is piss, crap, and thrown-up crawfish everywhere on the port-O-potties. Texaco gas station toilets were notoriously bad too, like the kind that make you want to go home and take a shower after just going in to pee. In general public I simply just don't have to go hardly ever, but....... if I have to, I have to. I was a damn boy scout and Eagle Scout and have crapped all over this nation, including in the woods, without needing "an extra pair of panties". It's just not doable when it's nasty.

 

[DeathBrewer]

ugh...crawfish party puke, eh? that's really, really disgusting.

 

[Klainmeister]

I won't lie, this has been probably the funniest thread i've ever read. Ass-doily, ass-gasket?!!

Who said poop jokes weren't funny anyhow?

 

[phooka]

Well a warm seat will make me twitch/jump much more than a cold one. OB link http://www.ratemypoo.com/

 

[mrk305]

The first time I saw ass gaskets in a mens room, I took my pen out and added "use no sealant"

 

[98EXL]

I won't lie, this has been probably the funniest thread i've ever read. Ass-doily, ass-gasket?!!

Who said poop jokes weren't funny anyhow?

hence why I started it!

poop jokes, always funny

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

I prefer to spell it "pewp".

It gives the word a more l33t feel...

 

[98EXL]

I prefer to spell it "pewp".

It gives the word a more l33t feel...

ha ha, but for reals, it should be

|>3vv|>

 

[BierMuncher]

...poop jokes, always funny

Fart sounds (real or otherwise)...always funny.

 

[98EXL]

Fart sounds (real or otherwise)...always funny.

people smacking their head, also always funny!

 

[Hemi]

I just had an opportunity to put some thought into this thread when I sat in a public restroom earlier that was abnormally chilly and was delighted when an overweight fella warmed the throne prior to my arrival. It was wonderfully comfortable :cross:

 

[98EXL]

I spent the weekend in porta-potty-ville......and I was not that disgusted seemed pretty 'clean'

Then again...I was drinking

 

[Fingers]

I like it when SWMBO warms it with her little tushy in the morning.

:rockin:

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

ha ha, but for reals, it should be

|>3vv|>

411 H4|1 teh 1337 HAXX0R!!!!!!!

 

[Hemi]

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If you can read that, you are l33t

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

Beer gods bowing before you my arse!!!!

 

[Brewpastor]

I thought only chicks used those.

Thats correct. What is your point?

 

[Brewpastor]

I also consider myself a courteous guy, so I give the seat a quick pissrinse before I finish. That way I make sure all the crap and herpes are wash away.

 

[98EXL]

I also consider myself a courteous guy, so I give the seat a quick pissrinse before I finish. That way I make sure all the crap and herpes are wash away.

ANY man who does a herpes wash is good in my book!

 

[Hemi]

Beer gods bowing before you my arse!!!!

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[Sir Humpsalot]

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[Sir Humpsalot]

And.. just in case anybody's wondering.... that's 8 bit. ;-)

 

[Hemi]

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Not sure stud muffins are the exact words I would use to describe it but much more l33t . However I think HEX is really a much cleaner and sexier language.

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[Fingers]

Heh. Even got the smiley in there, didn't ya, you stud puppy, you?

 

[Hemi]

Heh. Even got the smiley in there, didn't ya, you stud puppy, you?

Yup, thats how I roll :rockin:

 

[98EXL]

like you guys aren't using converters

 

[Hemi]

like you guys aren't using converters

I actually have Savant Syndrome. I see patterns within character sequences and have developed the ability to decipher/decode as well as encrypt/encode using a number of different modern computer languages and sophisticated algorithms such as binary, HEX, base64, rsa and skipjack. But thanks for making me feel like such a freak, GEEZ.

 

[98EXL]

wow, that's actually cool....how could that make you feel bad?

 

[zoebisch01]

Well back to the topic....

What I really hate, is going in and seeing like a dull haze on the far end of the seat. Ya know, where the crack goes. Now that's what I'm talkin about. Oh that and people that piss on the seat or leave their leftovers. That just makes my day.

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[Hemi]

wow, that's actually cool....how could that make you feel bad?

Sorry, I forget my dry sense of humor is transmittable over text ....but ya back to the potty subject. What I dislike is getting loaded at a bar with only one toilet, needing to piss really bad and it is backed up with a turd the size a jumbo cucumber and s**t water 6 feet out from your target making it near to impossible to try to show some manners by at least hitting the floor drain outside the stall door. Whats worse is coming back 30 minutes later as everyone else attempted and reduced your shore line to the bathroom door requiring you to wade into the urine and s**t shards.

 

[Fingers]

I actually have Savant Syndrome.

I have idiot syndrome. Between the two of us we can be Rain Men.

 

[98EXL]

I can't believe this thread has gone on this far, so amazing

 

[zoebisch01]

I have idiot syndrome. Between the two of us we can be Rain Men.

Loller,



I saw a show that was the premise for RainMan. The guy can read like several books a day. Retains every single thing he's every read supposedly. The really amazing thing is when he reads, his left eye is reading the page on the left and his right eye is reading the page on the right! Of course he can't put it all together. But he can tell you the day of the week it was if you give him any date.

Another guy, they asked him what (can't remember the exact numbers) what say 1098573/1067 was. They popped the numbers into the calculator and before they could punch them in, he was reciting the answer! So he keeps going with the answer. They asked him what precision he could calculate. Over 100 places!!!! pwned.

 

[RadicalEd]

LOL, you'd hover if you have seen what I have seen, lol. Try Crawfish party in Lubbock, TX. There is piss, crap, and thrown-up crawfish everywhere on the port-O-potties. Texaco gas station toilets were notoriously bad too, like the kind that make you want to go home and take a shower after just going in to pee. In general public I simply just don't have to go hardly ever, but....... if I have to, I have to. I was a damn boy scout and Eagle Scout and have crapped all over this nation, including in the woods, without needing "an extra pair of panties". It's just not doable when it's nasty.

Ha! Eagle over here too; the best crapper I ever used was in the Porkie Mountains in the UP: just a latrine seat on a concrete slab. No ceiling, no walls, just a gravity-flush toilet. Best part was when a deer came out of the trees not 20 ft away while I was doing my business.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

WRONG!!

Like sex with a fat chick, you put them down and look for the wet spot. Then you know to wipe.

My last office put a can of Lysol in the bathroom.

Lysol is mandatory. I pity any poor sap from accounting that walks in the pooper after I've finished destroying it.

Poor bastard wouldn't be able to count right for weeks.

 

[98EXL]

Lysol is mandatory. I pity any poor sap from accounting that walks in the pooper after I've finished destroying it.

Poor bastard wouldn't be able to count right for weeks.

anyone give warnings to friendly co-workers to not go in there for a bit?

 

[c.n.budz]

anyone give warnings to friendly co-workers to not go in there for a bit?

Never, that ruins "The Game"

 

[98EXL]

but I'm not trying to kill anyone here

 

[krispy d]

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