Unique talents?

[FromZwolle]

Monkey toes? I dang near have an opposable thumb toe.

thumbs up!

 

[drac0]

I can play the stereo.

 

[downreactor]

I play the Digeridoo.

 

[Homercidal]

I can play with myself.

 

[IrregularPulse]

So the elbow licking was a flop eh?

 

[conpewter]

I can fix just about anything and have a green thumb (though I also grow regular plants and weeds with equal proficiency). I'm also really good at annoying my wife.

 

[beninan]

I can play with myself.

Damn, I was about to say that too. I'm an expert, no, a professional!

 

[8pawsbrewing]

I play the oboe, have monkey toes & ET fingers, and scare acquaintances by remembering trivial details that they forget they've told me.

 

[bluemoose]

I can lick my elbow.

Here's hoping you know your a$$ from your elbow!

 

[BBKing]

I can juggle. Used to be pretty good at it. Not juggling chainsaws good, but I could go awhile.

Piss people off at work on a daily basis.

I also have second toes that are longer than any other.

I also remember some of the weirdest facts ever, but forget what I did yesterday.

 

[drac0]

I can contact juggle, though I'm way out of practice.

 

[Pappers_]

The first time I saw contact juggling live, Drac0, it blew my mind. It has a mesmerizing quality to it.

 

[skipper1953]

I can build bicycle wheels. It comes in handy.

 

[shelly_belly]

I can ride a skateboard doing a handstand. And I'm only 50!

 

[thataintchicken]

I'm a RACONTEUR. : a person who excels in telling anecdotes.
that's about it.

 

[drac0]

The first time I saw contact juggling live, Drac0, it blew my mind. It has a mesmerizing quality to it.

It does.. The first time I ever saw it was in the movie Labyrinth and I just had to learn how to do it. I walk around the office and contact juggle my oranges or other fruit when I bring them.. Now that's playing with your food! :rockin:

 

[Homercidal]

Labyrinth is so cool. Not just for Jennifer Connelly, but David Bowie was amazing!! I always wondered if he was actually juggling those balls himself! That stuff blows my mind.

I should look that up and practice. And I really need to learn to moonwalk before I die too.

 

[drac0]

It wasn't actually David Bowie juggling the ball, it was an actual juggler who's name escapes me at the moment who basically reached around David Bowie and did the contact juggling. Amazing feat, making it look so incredibly smooth and fluid all the while not being able to see the ball.

The guy's a frickin master. I can't even do a butterfly pass anymore and that guy did it blind while hiding behind someone else's back!

I just looked it up, the juggler's name is Michael Moschen. Truly a God among men.

I found a TED video of him. Very interesting.

 

[Homercidal]

It wasn't actually David Bowie juggling the ball, it was an actual juggler who's name escapes me at the moment who basically reached around David Bowie and did the contact juggling. Amazing feat, making it look so incredibly smooth and fluid all the while not being able to see the ball.

The guy's a frickin master. I can't even do a butterfly pass anymore and that guy did it blind while hiding behind someone else's back!

I just looked it up, the juggler's name is Michael Moschen. Truly a God among men.

I found a TED video of him. Very interesting.

Oh, now I have to watch that movie again!

That guy must have a lot of balls! (feel free to groan over that one!)

 

[count_dookie]

I am able to make leaps in spacetime, but it seems that I can only do this when I'm drinking heavily. Now if I could only control it when I was sober.

 

[Dkmount721]

I am pretty good with a recurve bow.

 

[fujieagle]

My best talent seems to be converting beer into a urine.

 

[COLObrewer]

I can trip over a small rock in the yard.

 

[Sparqui]

I can give myself two black eyes in one night with a rake in the back yard. I had help; it was dark and drunk those nights.

 

[Pabst Blue Robot]

I have an enormous penis...not as awesome as advertised.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

I have the unique ability to create more homebrewing equipment than I have the time to use.

 

[ceannt]

I can stir my Brew Pot with my foot while I play the bagpipes......

 

[Homercidal]

I can stir my Brew Pot with my foot while I play the bagpipes......

That is awesome, even though I cant stand the bagpipes. (Except for

 

[ceannt]

Hey it was a Wee Heavy.... I had to do it..... "Pipe the beer in" so to speak...
I don't recomend holding the spoon with your toes though..... slopping boiling wort on bare feet is... uh.... decidedly unpleasant......

 

[jeepinjeepin]

That is awesome, even though I cant stand the bagpipes. (Except for Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOEGzfikD9M

Doze are nought pipes.