Unique talents?

[EricCSU]

If your throat swells shut, I know how to cut a hole in your throat to breathe. If you have a collapsed lung, I can fix that too. Not all that unique, but useful if you need it.

Eric

 

[azscoob]

I can change a potty diaper in about 4 seconds, and a poopy one in about 10 sec.

I could use some training, care to train me??

 

[Pappers_]

well, there's this thing I can do with my tongue, but that's for another thread . . . .

 

[FromZwolle]

well, there's this thing I can do with my tongue, but that's for another thread . . . .

it's called talking. most of us have that one down too.

 

[jeepinjeepin]

How could I forget thus one? I successfully built and can somewhat play a strumstick and canjo.

 

[IrregularPulse]

How could I forget thus one? I successfully built and can somewhat play a strumstick and canjo.

Damn you! There goes my afternoon. I was supposed to get a cigar box guitar from a friend a while back and he never came through. Now my afternoon will be spent on youtube listening to them.

 

[Revvy]

Damn you! There goes my afternoon. I was supposed to get a cigar box guitar from a friend a while back and he never came through. Now my afternoon will be spent on youtube listening to them.

I already started off the day with a little "Seasick Steve."

 

[Ace_Club]

I have the uncanny ability of annoying the f**k out of people.

 

[wildwest450]

I have a long tongue, I can touch my nose with it and roll it completely upside down. The ladies dig it.


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[jeepinjeepin]

Damn you! There goes my afternoon. I was supposed to get a cigar box guitar from a friend a while back and he never came through. Now my afternoon will be spent on youtube listening to them.

You are very welcome. Between cigar box guitars, canjos, strumsticks, and low wattage diy tube amps you could burn up 2 or 3 lifetimes.

 

[the_bird]

I have a long tongue, I can touch my nose with it and roll it completely upside down. The ladies dig it.


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Huh. I never would have pictured Gene Simmons living in Tennessee.

 

[arturo7]

Upright bass, whiz in the kitchen, post whore.

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

Upright bass, whiz in the kitchen, post whore.

Please don't whiz in my kitchen. Upright bass is freakin' legit though!!

 

[bob1852]

I'm pretty good at drinking beer...

 

[Boleslaus]

I'm good at hockey. Still play in college til' December, and I love a woman who likes hockey and can brew

 

[Beezy]

Not that unique but about as unique as the rest of you. Was into electronic music for about 15 years. Dj'd, promoted, produced about 12 commercially released tracks, ran a label for 3 years. Kinda retiring now. Might start a band instead.

 

[aerialmedical]

Musician here...also a guest service monster...I can turn your frown upside down.
Hey, so what's with the juggling trend here with homebrewers?

 

[beninan]

I have the ability to injure myself multiple times on a daily basis. Some people call it "accident prone", but I call it a skill.
At the place of my employment, there are two files for accident reports, one file is strictly for me, the other file is for everyone else.

I also play play the bass guitar in a band, and most recently have been trying to learn the banjo. But if you were to compare my musical talent to my self-injuring ability, you might as well call me a musical failure. Give me a rubber bouncy-ball, and I will find a way to cut myself with it.

 

[jeepinjeepin]

Musician here...also a guest service monster...I can turn your frown upside down.
Hey, so what's with the juggling trend here with homebrewers?

I was juggling bocce balls the other day. It was better than most people can do but not really good enough to say that I can juggle.

 

[Ace_Club]

In college I taught myself how to do this whole routine, and can still do it while waiting to tee off:



Unfortunately, it didn't help my golf game one bit.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I can pick up a tennis ball with one foot.

 

[Revvy]

I can pick up a tennis ball with one foot.

Boy, that's sure not what I thought was going to be coming in a post by you.

I thought it was going to involve some massively acrobatic feet involving self-gratification and your own ******.

(Or using it as a combination thermometer and hydrometer.)

 

[Homercidal]

I don't really have any unique talents.

Jack of all trades, master of none.

 

[shecky]

I can spin a basketball on my finger for hours on end. Sadly, the Globetrotters don't have much need for middle-aged white guys.

I can also throw a baseball righty and lefty with equal proficiency.

 

[Gussymo]

I'm with Homercidal. I got nothin. Other than being annoying.

 

[FromZwolle]

I can pick up a tennis ball with one foot.

me too. the chicks don't dig it though. monkey toes are not cute on humans.

 

[Germelli1]

OOOO I though of one from the last post.

My second toe is at least half an inch longer than my "big" toe!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

me too. the chicks don't dig it though. monkey toes are not cute on humans.

Knowing the effect it has on women is proof that you can do it too.

 

[schmoe]

I am an ambidextrous bowler. Getting to the point where I am actually better left handed most days.

 

[jeepinjeepin]

me too. the chicks don't dig it though. monkey toes are not cute on humans.

Monkey toes? I dang near have an opposable thumb toe.