Unique talents?

[Germelli1]

Monkey toes? I dang near have an opposable thumb toe.

My roomate thinks Megan Fox is not attractive at all because she has "Toe Thumbs" hahaha

 

[C17-EHSE]

I play a mean stereo!

The SWMBO is a professional musician and people always ask me if I play any music and that is usually my answer.

I do like photography. I don't have a really expensive camera, but I can do some neat stuff with what I have (Nikon P90)

 

[Airborneguy]

1. I used to jump out of the avatar of the poster above me

2. I can throw a baseball almost 85mph.

 

[jafo28]

I fly helicopters, maybe not a real talent, more of a learned skill.

 

[Airborneguy]

My roomate thinks Megan Fox is not attractive at all because she has "Toe Thumbs" hahaha

I had a girlfriend with that on one hand, it was really weird! She made up for it though...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I can scare children in the playground. Well, I could until the restraining order.

 

[avidhomebrewer]

I'm a good shot at either bow or rifle. Have been known to hit two bullets at 100 yards into one hole or almost splitting an arrow at 30 yards...

 

[viking73]

I can use a fork with either hand...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I can use a fork with either hand...

Ah!!! That reminds me!!

I can use a knife and fork together at the same time as the inventor of knives and forks intended!

Other diners in restaurants watch me in amazement! Who is that weird feccker!? they ask. Why is he using his cutlery that way? Knife and fork at the very SAME time? What is he thinking!! Look at that! He is holding the steak with the fork, while he cuts it with the knife. Hellfire! He's not putting the knife down while he's eating the steak!! He's cutting as he eats instead of cutting it all up then forking it in like a baby!

 

[bob1852]

Ah!!! That reminds me!!

I can use a knife and fork together at the same time as the inventor of knives and forks intended!

Other diners in restaurants watch me in amazement! Who is that weird feccker!? they ask. Why is he using his cutlery that way? Knife and fork at the very SAME time? What is he thinking!! Look at that! He is holding the steak with the fork, while he cuts it with the knife. Hellfire! He's not putting the knife down while he's eating the steak!! He's cutting as he eats instead of cutting it all up then forking it in like a baby!

You sophisticated bastid.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

You sophisticated bastid.

Yeeeees, I am!! LOL....Honestly though, it is kinda funny in a non funny way. It's like the spelling color with a u in the culinary sense, and honestly, people DO look at it in a strange way, I've seen them!

 

[jeepinjeepin]

Im pretty good with a pair of chopsticks. The lady at the Chinese restaurant I eat at fairly often used to watch me eat. I guess she had never seen a white guy who could use chopsticks.

 

[bob1852]

Yeeeees, I am!! LOL....Honestly though, it is kinda funny in a non funny way. It's like the spelling color with a u in the culinary sense, and honestly, people DO look at it in a strange way, I've seen them!

I completely understand.

I cut with my left hand and fork with my left hand.

 

[Stevo2569]

I make my own beer.

 

[RDWHAHB]

Never tried them, but I'm pretty sure I have mad numchuck skills.

 

[Stevo2569]

I brew my own beer....oh crap. That doesn't make me special here does it?

Dammit someone beat me to it.
Oh well. I guess being a complete A-hole all the time, according to my wife. And I can build or fix just about anything.

 

[C17-EHSE]

1. I used to jump out of the avatar of the poster above me

Not a fan of jumping out of perfectly good airplanes!

 

[oldmate]

I can lick my elbow.

 

[BlueZooBrewing]

Not a fan of jumping out of perfectly good airplanes!

I am! Thats pretty much all I am good at. Dont have any C17 jump pics because most of them were at night but here is another ramp aircraft jump. Im the guy at the bottom of the photo.

 

[wildwest450]

I can use a fork with either hand...

I eat and write right handed, play all sports left handed, shoot a gun right handed, shoot a bow left handed.

That's not talent, it's being f'ed up.


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[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I can lick my elbow.

No you can't!!

 

[oldmate]

No you can't!!

Yeah, I really can Without dislocating anything as well! I have a ridiculously long tongue.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Yeah, I really can Without dislocating anything as well! I have a ridiculously long tongue.

Pics or it didn't happen!

Edit: I'm not calling you a liar......This is just something I HAVE to see!

 

[arturo7]

Jean Simmons can't even do that...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Jean Simmons can't even do that...

Gene Simmons can't lick Oldmate's elbow? I reckon he could given the chance.

 

[oldmate]

Gene Simmons can't lick Oldmate's elbow? I reckon he could given the chance.

Gene Simmons could like my elbow all day everyday and I would still feel starstruck. I'll get my girlfriend/one of my friends to take a picture tonight and you will have it by tomorrow.

I forgot to add into it that I have really stumpy arms + huge tongue = the ability to lick ones elbow.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Gene Simmons could like my elbow all day everyday and I would still feel starstruck. I'll get my girlfriend/one of my friends to take a picture tonight and you will have it by tomorrow.

I forgot to add into it that I have really stumpy arms + huge tongue = the ability to lick ones elbow.

OK, now I need another pic...........You know the one I mean!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm flatulent in 4 languages. I'm pretty good in broccoli but I wouldn't call myself truly flatulent.

I can change a potty diaper in about 4 seconds, and a poopy one in about 10 sec.

In my world that means I get to spend the remaining 11 hours, 59 minutes and 46 seconds hanging out here at HBT while getting paid. Unless somebodies heart stops. Then I have to go do a few other things.

PTN

 

[Gussymo]

This thread has turned from Unique Talents into Physical Oddities.

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

How many people here moved their elbow towards their mouth to see if it was nearly possible?