Tomorrow is Steak and a BJ Day!

[ChshreCat]

Is pizza and a handjob day the cheap version of steak and a blowjob day?

 

[dataz722]

I thought that was 2/14 for single men.

 

[Madman]

Well, I didn't get the BJ, but I at least got the steak. If, by "steak" you mean a cheeseburger.

At least I have my health. Wait, that's not right either...

 

[jjmeldrum]

LOL 600+ views it looks like next time I have a questions Iam going to label it Steak and BJ's. Iam gonna play it off, giving her a couple homebrews and a steak hopefully the BJ comes after.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Is pizza and a handjob day the cheap version of steak and a blowjob day?

pizza isn't really cheaper than steak.

I got steak for myself, but I couldn't reach for the blowjob.

 

[homebrewer_99]

This is almost quotable, but it disturbs me to much to use it.

...and this comes from an avatar who carries his nuts at cheek level???

 

[eschatz]

Suck-sess!

 

[bernerbrau]

My wife: "well, would you settle for salmon and sex day?"

I wish I could complain...

 

[shecky]

Where does Mexican food and wife to bed early rate?

 

[zac]

I'm guessing pretty close to the bottom of the list.

Didnt you let her know the importance of the day?

 

[Borisbbadd]

...... Maybe tomorrow ......

 

[newbeerpig]

My wife: "well, would you settle for salmon and sex day?"

I wish I could complain...

I would take it and run... better than sleeping on the couch although I would at least get the steak.

 

[Homercidal]

Argh! Again I'm a day late and a dollar short!

I asked my wife last year and she just told me that is sounded like she was getting the short end of the stick! Yep, that's the plan!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Any sucess stories?

I got it done...

 

[passedpawn]

Bump. It's right around the corner.

 

[JebCkr]

Haha, this reminds me of what my freshman philosophy teacher once said. "All a hedonist needs to be happy is steak, beer, and a blowjob."

 

[weirdboy]

That is interesting because March 14th is White Day in Japan. It's pretty much the opposite of Steak and a Blowjob day.

 

[zac]

Last year, March 14th was a wonderful day. Hope 3/14/12 lives up to what 3/14/11 was!

 

[E-Mursed]

Celebrate every year for the last 5 years.

My wife loves steak!!!

 

[Ultra-Medic]

The countdown begins...

 

[jafo28]

Only a few days left!

 

[rhamilton]

I have my 3lb porterhouse dry aging. Just need swmbo to deliver

 

[mikeysab]

Celebrate every year for the last 5 years.

My wife loves steak!!!

Hopefully of the tubular variety

 

[aiptasia]

Pretty sure I can get the DW to go along with this holiday. We're in the oral majority.

 

[Duckdog]

Just sent her a text that I would get the steaks if she brought everything else. The response was "No problem. Let's make it a date."

 

[bernerbrau]

Wife's out of town this year. Went to Florida for a week with the gals.

Now y'all have me wondering if she timed it.

 

[Homercidal]

Wife's out of town this year. Went to Florida for a week with the gals.

Now y'all have me wondering if she timed it.

No. I think she may be celebrating the holiday...

 

[Homercidal]

Just sent my wife an email that said, "Picking up steak for tomorrow."

Her reply, "?? is tomorrow?"

My reply, "National Holiday. Steak and beejay day." (spelling modified to combat email filter)

Her reply, "I thought it was the 14th..."

Oops! I thought today was the 13th! But she did say I should remember to pick up steaks while I'm in town!

 

[mikeysab]

Wife's out of town this year. Went to Florida for a week with the gals.

Now y'all have me wondering if she timed it.

Maybe she's celebrating steak and clam day.

 

[bernerbrau]

Maybe she's celebrating steak and clam day.

Eh, I wouldn't leave her for it, as long as she got pictures.

 

[Randar]

Ooooh, I am hitting the grocery store today. I will have to get some steak.

 

[Reno_eNVy]

Pfft, my SWMBO is even better than that. We don't celebrate Valentine's Day and basically every day is BJ day.

 

[bernerbrau]

Oh, just by the way:

π (pi) ≈ 3.14.

So when you're out getting steak, you might as well get some pie. Steak, pie, AND a hummer. Now that's a holiday.

 

[mikeysab]

Eh, I wouldn't leave her for it, as long as she got pictures.

I feel the same way.

 

[Homercidal]

Oh, just by the way:

π (pi) ≈ 3.14.

So when you're out getting steak, you might as well get some pie. Steak, pie, AND a hummer. Now that's a holiday.

Cream pie?

 

[mikeysab]

Banana cream pie

 

[aiptasia]

We celebrated the holiday early, too (yesterday). Some good oral, a little cowgirl to her climax, a little more oral to get me there. I like this holiday.

 

[Homercidal]

Went with Porterhouse. I even got her one too. Cause I'm a nice guy.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Sent the gf a friendly reminder Sure I won't see her until this weekend, but I may get lucky...

 

[thepartsmancometh]

Had a great ribeye. Apparently she missed the hints I dropped about the rest of it...