The most pathetic post ever!

[BlindLemonLars]

Well, in my little world, you have to be my friend before I can be your friend. You, sir, have never inquired into becoming my friend, or indicated any desire whatsoever to be said friend.

Gee, I thought the hunky birthday gift I gave you was an unabashed invitation for friendship.

Yooper's B-Day Gift

Okay, I'll make the first move. Again.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

ok, ok, so you bring out adorable photos of cute pets. Well, take this:

Please ignore the strange looking woman holding a small bass, and take a look at that gorgeous lab face. I think that yellow lab (Toby) beats your carnivore looking dog.

(hands over ears while singing nee nana noo noo)

I can't hear you. I only talk to friends........All non-friends cute doggies suck!


He might be cute, but I wouldn't know. I only look at pics from friends...I'm waiting!

 

[Yooper]

(hands over ears while singing nee nana noo noo)

I can't hear you. I only talk to friends........All non-friends cute doggies suck!


He might be cute, but I wouldn't know. I only look at pics from friends...I'm waiting!

You first!!! You invite me first! I dare you!

 

[Yooper]

Gee, I thought the hunky birthday gift I gave you was an unabashed invitation for friendship.

Yooper's B-Day Gift

Okay, I'll make the first move. Again.

haha- if those were pictures of you, you can be more than just my friend!

 

[Revvy]

Hey Brit...since you are now all our friends, howsabout actually putting a pic on your profile, huh?

 

[Yooper]

Well, crap! Now he has more friends than I do! And no fair- I was here first!

 

[Rezilynt]

Hey Yooper - how about we take your water dog and my treeing dog and we go hunt that carnivore looking thing OhioBrit has. (That is if I can get mine out of bed)

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Hey Brit...since you are now all our friends, howsabout actually putting a pic on your profile, huh?

Yup!! I just gotta select the right one. All the pics on the sherrif's site are a bit iffy. I just need to find one that makes me look, well.....normalish.

 

[Yooper]

Hey Yooper - how about we take your water dog and my treeing dog and we go hunt that carnivore looking thing OhioBrit has. (That is if I can get mine out of bed)

Now, THAT is a plan. I'll try to get Toby to get his butt moving. He's pretty lazy, but he likes sticks. I'll tell him that little carnivore thing is a stick! Yeah, that's it!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Well, crap! Now he has more friends than I do! And no fair- I was here first!

I'm just a better sucker upper.

 

[Yooper]

I'm just a better sucker upper.

But I have big ****s!

 

[thewurzel]

call yer self a brit

fanny bags and sigpots??????

Bumbags and taps

yanks wouldnt know what a fanny is

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

But I have big ****s!

You win!



PS. Had I not made this PS, this would have been my shortest post ever! You just can't write a lot when faced with an absolute truth.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

call yer self a brit

fanny bags and sigpots??????

Bumbags and taps

yanks wouldnt know what a fanny is

Even I wouldn't pretend to understand that! And let's face it, I can fake most things!

 

[Rezilynt]

Now, THAT is a plan. I'll try to get Toby to get his butt moving. He's pretty lazy, but he likes sticks. I'll tell him that little carnivore thing is a stick! Yeah, that's it!

I'll tell Otis it is a pillow.
Say goodbye to your lil friend OhioBrit!

 

[Rezilynt]

Yooper - We would all like to be your friend but you never let anyone in. Have you seen your fan club waiting list?

 

[Yooper]

You win!

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YESSSSSS!:rockin:

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I'll tell Otis it is a pillow.
Say goodbye to your lil friend OhioBrit!

These brutes want to kill my doggy!! I need a friend!! (click my username, select my profile, then click "add friend")

I'm such a friend whore!!

 

[Yooper]

Yooper - We would all like to be your friend but you never let anyone in. Have you seen your fan club waiting list?

Oh, no, I didn't know that! Ooops, sorry.

 

[Rezilynt]

These brutes want to kill my doggy!!

That's not a dog. We are trying to keep that beast from tearing your throat out.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

YESSSSSS!:rockin:

And I thought you were an angler....Don't you know when you are being reeled in?

(Scratches fingernails down chalkboard)

 

[Loweface]

I am going to add you...

If not for this thread, for your dodgey responce to my Going to Liverpool thread...

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I am going to add you...

If not for this thread, for your dodgey responce to my Going to Liverpool thread...

Yes, It WAS pretty dodgy. I wondered if I should hit enter on it, then I remembered that all my Irish friends I ever had gave me as good as I gave them, and all in good fun. So then I thought what the hell.

 

[Yooper]

Damn, now you're stealing MY friends! Of course you know, this means war! :rockin:

 

[wildwest450]

Ugh! This forum is turning into myspace! That makes me want to poke my eye's out with a dull stick.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Ugh! This forum is turning into myspace! That makes me want to poke my eye's out with a dull stick.

If you were my friend, I would love you enough to poke your eyes out with a dull stick. That's what true friends do!

 

[Revvy]

Do you realize that in the last 6 hours and 46 minutes this thread has received 599 views? That must be a record....It has to be a quicker view count that a certain redheaded brewbabe's.

Sheesh......A whiny a$$ed Brit gets more hits in 6 hours than a hot redhead who shows her bewbies....wtf is this world coming too?

I'm revoking all your mancards....(of the men of course.)

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

to be fair, 476 of those 599 views have been me. I don't have enough friends.

(click on profile)

 

[Yooper]

Ugh! This forum is turning into myspace! That makes me want to poke my eye's out with a dull stick.

Does that mean you won't be my friend?

Edit- and Revvy just revoked my man card! Geez!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Wildwest DOES have a point....but meh, at least I have friends!!

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Edit. This thread WAS clearly marked "Most pathetic post ever"!!