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Well I know that if Reno ever got an NASL or USL team (super doubt it, but it's fun to dream) I would be there for every single game. Hell, in Vegas got one I'd make the 7 hour drive every home game because Nevada would finally have a [semi-]pro soccer team. Reno does have several semi-pro teams already in baseball, arena football and Development-League basketball.... but where's the footy love? The brand-new downtown baseball park would easily convert for soccer (just look at DC United and RFK.)
 
Also, here's what happened last night:

Lamar Hunt US Open Cup Qualifiers:

D.C. United vs Philadelphia Union -- 2-2 (4-2 in p.s.o.)
This one wasn't streamed online sadly so couldn't watch this one.


Houston Dynamo vs Sporting Kansas City -- 0-0 (0-1 a.e.t.)
This match was all about midfield control. The passing was crisp, deliberate and also well marked by each side. Both clubs had their chances but SKC (I want to say it was C.J. Sapong) ended up squeaking away a goal in the first extratime half.


MLS Regular Season:

Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs New England Revolution -- 1-1
Wow, a very exciting match made more hectic by terrible officiating. It was very back and forth with the ref typically backing off and letting them play for most of the first half... then shyt got real. Yellows went flying like it was going out of style, and in stoppage-time Vancouver's Koffie was given a hard red for a kinda-elbow being thrown in the air.... seemed to me it was more like he was off balance and flailing slightly.

Then, in the second half DP Eric Hassli took off his long-sleeve jersey and threw it into the crowd after scoring on a PK, which resulted in a second yellow and he was thusly sent off. But here's the problem... under the long-sleeve jersey was a 100% legit short-sleeve Caps jersey.

Now I know the Rules of the Game regarding punishing the removal of the jersey... it's automatically a yellow card. But is anybody aware of the Rules of the Game regarding what qualifies to receive the yellow card? Is it simply the act of removing the jersey or is it the exposure of skin?

It boggles the mind. But, after many cards later, eventually the match turned into 9-man Caps side vs. a 10-man Revs side.... but Vancouver held fast and were quite impressive looking being two men down. However, their tenacity had a slight hiccup and they gave up the win with 90 seconds left in stoppage time... such a shame. But congrats to both clubs for picking up a point in a very well-fought match (despite the officiating.)

There were so many "professional" soccer analysts saying Vancouver was destined to be a bottom-feeder... suck it, people who get paid to not know what they're talking about!
 
There weren't any trophies. That's why they could only get away with the carpet.

Sorry, Brit humour.


Oh I got it, I flipped it around though...

We may have not won anything since 2005 but our trophy room is far from empty...
 
Southampton. We get a stiff neck looking at all the teams above us these days! :cross:

I've always liked Saints. Grew up in hampshire and had a few school mates that were regulars at the dell. It's a shame they've fallen so far. Still, you can always dust off replays of the great Le God....

 
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Southampton. We get a stiff neck looking at all the teams above us these days! :cross:

Gooooo S****horpe!!!! I've lately been rooting for The Iron because I drew them in an FA Cup pool. We're in danger of being relegated from the Championship level :(



Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHA the censor thought I was trying to say a naughty word! Sc%nthorpe . . .
 
Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHA the censor thought I was trying to say a naughty word! Sc%nthorpe . . .

An old tea commercail said Typhoo put the "T" in Britain......I'm note sure who put the **** in S****horpe. ;)

Edit: My lot stole Sc*nthorpe's manager near the beginning of this season. You can thank us any time for that. :)
 
Alright, some domestic soccer today:

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FC Dallas vs Colorado Rapids -- Fox Soccer Channel 6pm Pacific
Dallas looking for their first win while the Rapids have won all their matches so far. Hopefully the hoops have plenty of fans show up to give them the boost they need.... because they have the talent, they have the 2010 Manager of the Year... they just need to put it all together.

As this is the first rematch of the 2010 MLS Cup Final, Dallas is going to be out for blood. Colorado is going to have to play smart if they hope to escape Pizza Hut Park with any points.
 
Anyone watching the Arsenal v. Tottenham game?

The result was never a surprise. The only surprise was that we didn't manage to lose that one, but hey, 15 games unbeaten has gotta be worth something, right? Yea right..... bunch of bottle artists.

I read a stat that we've dropped 18 points in games where we've been leading at HT. 18 freaking points. Something huge needs to change in the summer. I don't care if it's a wholesale team change, a manager change, or both. Something needs to change....
 
i just read this whole thread,am i the only bolton wanderers(who?) out there? the f.a. cup final was in sight last week and they choked,the might as well have just stayed in the changing room.
gonna upset arsenal this weekend though!
 
Being a Stu Holden fan (and all other USMNT players), I do follow Bolton with a bit of interest. As long as they aren't playing Man United, I am pulling for them... especially against Arsenal!
 
mr_goodwrench said:
Being a Stu Holden fan (and all other USMNT players), I do follow Bolton with a bit of interest. As long as they aren't playing Man United, I am pulling for them... especially against Arsenal!

Same for me on holden/bolton. I'd rather see arsenal win than man u, tho. But honestly, I'm mostly a neutral when it comes to epl.
 
martinworswick said:
i just read this whole thread,am i the only bolton wanderers(who?) out there? the f.a. cup final was in sight last week and they choked,the might as well have just stayed in the changing room.
gonna upset arsenal this weekend though!

Given our track record of diabolical collapse you just might be the favorites....
 
Man, I'm crazy behind. Seems like if I don't keep it going the MLS talk kind of dies down. I've been too busy with end-of-the-semester school crap... need I get my priorities straight.

Here's the sparknotes version of what's up since I last updated:

April 8, 2011

Chicago Fire SC at Seattle Sounders FC -- 1-2
Sounders finally get full points without Montero. Zakuani puts seals the deal with a pretty goal.

New York Red Bulls at Philadelphia Union -- 0-1
Overall pretty slow match but shows that Philly is actually in the race for the East this season.

Los Angeles Galaxy at D.C. United -- 1-1
Grrr so angry! Great goal by Magee early on, the G's play defence well for the rest of the match until the very end when Omar Gonzalez breathed wrong on Charlie Davies and dude went down for a tying PK. I'm not mad at CD9 or Gonzilla, they were both doing their jobs; I'm mad at the officiating. Props to CD9 for doing The Bernie as his celebration dance.

Real Salt Lake at New England Revolution -- 2-0
Typical RSL dominance of inferior Eastern competition.

Toronto FC at San Jose Earthquakes -- 1-1
Both clubs looked solid but the atmosphere was lacking. SJ's 1906 Ultras were staging a silent protest towards their Front Office due them getting slapped with a probation resulting from a complaint from ONE PERSON on twitter about pseudo-offensive tifo. Here's a really good post from the Ultras blog about the entire debacle and their defense. (Also worth noting is that spellcheck on here is terrible. It doesn't recognize debacle and it's making me second guess my spelling of defense.)

Columbus Crew at Chivas USA -- 0-0
Meh, as long as the Goats don't win I'm happy.


April 10, 2011
Vancouver Whitecaps FC at Houston Dynamo -- 1-3
The Caps had trouble putting goals away without their DP Hassli, who was on suspension for a stupid booking involving him taking his jersey off to celebrate a goal with an identical jersey underneath.


April 13, 2011
Los Angeles Galaxy at Toronto FC -- 0-0
Well, they managed to scrape away with a point on their second consecutive road-match. Absolutely atrocious officiating, resulting in three LA players missing the next match.

Colorado Rapids at Real Salt Lake -- 0-1
Espindola picked up a very late stoppage-time goal to continue RSL's home unbeaten streak, as well as continue their perfect start to the season.


April 14, 2011
Chicago Fire SC at Portland Timbers -- 2-4
Holy crap this match was excellent. Portland, who came into this match with 1 point, completely dominated (with the exception of a 5-minute suckfest) with the support of Timbers Army. And speaking of Timbers Army, HOLY CRAP! Talk about a supports club! As a whole they sang the National Anthem (gaining national attention) and were just spectacular the entire 90+ minutes. And their Tetris song is awesome! Also, quite happy in their rendition you can actually hear them sing "O'er the ramparts we watched..." instead of "Over ramparts we watched".... drives me nuts when people singing the NA don't know the proper words.

Highlights




April 16, 2011
Seattle Sounders FC at Philadelphia Union -- 1-1
Despite the god-awful rain during the match, Philly looked excellent in passing and off-ball movement. They should have been rewarded for their play but sadly lost full-points when Fernandez put one in in closing minutes.

Chivas USA at Vancouver Whitecaps FC -- 0-0
While there were some good chances, overall an uneventful match. Caps fans were great as usual, though.

D.C. United at Toronto FC -- 3-0
United looking infinitely better than last season (read: last place every week.) TFC... well, they're building.

San Jose Earthquakes at New York Red Bulls -- 0-3
Duuuuude! Luke Rodgers was friggin on fire, netting two goals and assisting Henry for the Frenchman's first goal of the season (which was an absolute beaut, btw.) Absolute domination at Red Bull Arena.

Sporting Kansas City at Columbus Crew -- 0-1
The Crew finally shake off the cobwebs.... in front of a sad crowd, unfortunately.



April 17, 2011
Chicago Fire SC at Los Angeles Galaxy -- 1-2
The G's pull out a win at Toyota Park, despite being on a 9-day-3-game roadtrip and missing their stars (Becks, Landy Cakes and Juninho.)

FC Dallas at Portland Timbers -- 2-3
The Timbers once again pull away at home only to suck-it-up for a brief couple of minutes and let the visitors stay in the match. Timbers Army... once again stellar.

New England Revolution at Houston Dynamo -- 0-1
Pretty slow one up until the last 10 minutes or so.



April 20, 2011
CONCACAF Champions League Final, 1st leg -- Real Salt Lake at Monterrey (MEX) -- 2-2
Really exciting match, great back-and-forth, RSL seeing some competition that can actually slow down the quick midfield movement that their known for. Overall, though, the Royals played amazingly in a hostile venue and got two away-goals which will help if they tie in the 2nd leg. I'm so proud of our league! I can't wait to see them in the Club World Cup!



April 21, 2011
New York Red Bulls at D.C. United -- 4-0
A straight-up beating. NY looked excellent and proved they should be on top in the East. Henry put two away, his first being an almost exact replica of his goal from the previous match (with a Solli assist instead of Rodgers.) The final nail in the coffin goal from Agudelo was spectacular... goal of the year contender for sure.



This is the goal the ass-tards at Pardon the Interruption gave a C+ and pretty much called it rec-league material.


April 22, 2011
Seattle Sounders FC at Colorado Rapids -- 1-0
Montero finally puts on away after missing a couple matches due to a wrist surgery... still rocking the cast, though.


FINALLY CAUGHT UP! Stay tuned for weekend previews and other stats
 
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Okay okay, so I'm sure some of you are going to be all "tl;dr"

At least check out the videos and their corresponding match summaries.

I still get chills when I watch the TA National Anthem
 
Okay, here's the preview for today:

Chivas USA at San Jose Earthquakes -- 1:00pm PDT; Telefutura, CSN California, MatchDay Live (Canada only)
Chivas is still looking for a win but SJ has been looking strong and won't give up points easily at home. EDIT: I could only post 10 pics per post (say that 5 times fast) and I figured if I should drop any crest images it would have to be my G's in-state rivals.


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Columbus Crew at Toronto FC -- 1:00pm PDT; GolTV (CAN), ONN (Columbus), MatchDay Live, Direct Kick
Both clubs looking to really get their season rolling. This one should be very back and forth.


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FC Dallas at Vancouver Whitecaps FC -- 4:00pm PDT; RSN (VAN), Fox Sports SW+ (Dallas), MatchDay Live (Dallas blackout), Direct Kick (USA)
Vancouver still missing a couple key players to injury but have still be thriving. Dallas has been looking a bit shaky but will be practically full-force.


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Sporting Kansas City at New England Revolution -- 4:30pm PDT; CSN (NE), KSMO (KC), MatchDay Live (KC blackout), Direct Kick
Sporting continue their 10-match roadtrip while their new stadium is being built. Both clubs have been unpredictable and inconsistent, and SKC will be missing DP Omar Bravo to a sports hernia. Be sure to check this one out if you want to see the Rev's new jersey sponsor in action.



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Houston Dynamo at Chicago Fire SC -- 5:30pm PDT; CSN (CHI), KHOU/Azteca (HOU), MatchDay Live (CHI blackout), Direct Kick
Chicago have been struggling while Houston, though patchy, have been making improvements. Houston will still be missing Brian Ching and are going to need to rely on Cam Weaver to do some damage.



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Portland Timbers at Los Angeles Galaxy -- 8:00pm PDT, Fox Soccer Channel, MatchDay Live (CAN)
My G's are finally coming home to host a surging Portland team. They will be getting all of their stars back and should have no problem dominating the pitch. It's unfortunate as I've really enjoyed rooting for Portland... but at the end of the day my heart belongs to the Blue, White and Gold.
 
After a good start, the Fire have been quite disappointing.

True true but they haven't been awful. They have one of the highest shot-on-goal counts, they just either haven't been able to finish or have been stuffed by excellent individual keeper efforts.

They just need to clean up their backline. They have the second worst goals-allowed-average in the league at 2.2, right behind Sporting's 2.25

Like I said in my preview, Houston has been spotty... I think a strong and smart effort could result in points for the Fire.
 
Recap time, suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

Chivas USA at San Jose Earthquakes -- 2-1
While I don't like seeing either of my in-state rivals win, it's more disheartening to watch little-sister Chivas pull out a victory... like the crotchety old man, all I can say to them is: YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY PITCH!

Attendance: 10,525 -- While I wish more people would get out there seeing as there's such a big soccer community in Northern California, that's almost a sell-out crowd. At least they know their market size.



Columbus Crew at Toronto FC -- 1-1
It was looking good for TFC... they put up a gorgeous goal before half-time but the Crew managed to rally and tie up the match. For there on it was very back and forth with each side getting chances. The Reds are looking a lot better but there's still work to be done.

Attendance: Huh, can't find the data. BMO Field was pretty bumping, though. I'd say at least 19,000.



FC Dallas at Vancouver Whitecaps FC -- 2-1
The Caps fans were awesome as usual but sadly their boys in white couldn't pull out a win. I'd say Vancouver was dominating the entire game but Dallas was able to capitalize on their opportunities. Bad news, though, that 2010 league MVP David Ferreira suffered a fractured ankle. That looks like the season for him.

Attendance: 21,000 -- That's how it's done! Good showing Vancouver.... just need to fill the remaining a$$-less seats!



Sporting Kansas City at New England Revolution -- 2-3
Kei Kamara was the star for Sporting but his efforts (with a Bunbury assist) weren't enough to stiffle New England's blue-collar work ethic. Also, the Revs were looking slick in their newly-sponsored kits.

Attendance: 11,414 -- Better, Foxborough.... better. But still, more of you need to put down chaaoow-dah and get to Gillette Stadium.



Houston Dynamo at Chicago Fire -- 1-1
Bummer, Fire fans.... but they looked focused, strong and despite the late goal the backline looked solid. Looked kind of weird not seeing Sean Johnson out there, though.

Attendance: 12,473 -- Not bad but while watching this one on TV I would have thought it was more.... mofos were loud!



Portland Timbers at Los Angeles Galaxy -- 0-3
YEAH BABY! That's how it's done! Landy Cakes is back after missing three matches and he played like he severely missed every single second. Two early goals, the first coming from a GORGEOUS rip from Chad Barrett that was very reminiscent of Agudelo's mark from earlier this week, gave the G's a chance to slow things down and really play comfortably. So happy to see them back in full-form because even though it didn't seem like it, Portland is a quality club... LA was just having a great night.

Attendance: 23,719 -- A bit below their thus-far season average, but it's still good enough to say "suck it, everybody else." :D :D :D
 
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