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New England Revolution vs Portland Timbers -- MatchDay Live 4:30pm Pacific Time
Though Portland has been struggling in MLS season play, they are coming off a big US Open Cup qualifier victory.... I'm sure that woody scent in Jewsbury's room has him pumped for more! But they'll have to do some work as the Revs have gone through some serious off-season work and it's showing.

Looks like Captain Jack gets another slice! Also, what'd I say about Alhassan?Kid's a workhorse.
 
Dammit, West Ham! Up 2-0 at the 45th against Man U, then loses 2-4?!?!? I didn't see the game, must have been a horrible last 45.

hehe. My lot were down 2-0 after 60 mins, then got two goals in 65 seconds and a third 10 minutes later and went on to win. That's the trouble with s*ccer, no goals and no narrative. ;)
 
Wow, good day of soccer yesterday. A lot of matches resulted in draws, though. I need to wait until later to post the results (working on my chest freezer convesion! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) but here's a preview for the match today:

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Colorado Rapids vs D.C. United -- Galavision 4:00pm Pacific Time
The current MLS Cup Champs host a thriving United side, seeing rebirth after excellent off-season acquisitions such as Dax McCarty and, most importantly, Charlie Davies (BEAST!) But the Rapids have been doing some damage with veteran / Ginger Ninja Jeff Larentowicz and up-and-comer Quincy Amarikwa.
 
I've been too busy with school to post the game follow ups... plus I'm a little drunk from BBQing so I'd probably end up messing stuff up anyway. But you should watch this tomorrow, support the remaining American club in the CONCACAF Champions League:

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Saprissa "El Monstruo Morado" vs Real Salt Lake -- Tuesday April 5th, 7pm Pacific Time, Fox Soccer Channel
RSL lead the two-leg series at 2-0 on the aggregate. The tournament has a home-goal-advantage rule so all RSL has to do is score one goal and they win even if the Purple Monster scores three goals.

Also, Purple Monster is a great euphemism. I can't wait for the commentary... I'm going to write down all of the times it turns into a euphemism or a "that's what she said" situation. ALSO: drinking game.

GO AMERICA!
 
Here's the weekend wrap-up:

Columbus Crew vs FC Dallas -- 2-0
The Crew finally get their season rolling. Captain Gavin put in the icing goal in extra minutes to seal the deal.

Attendance: 14,549 of 20,455 -- better, but still not great




Toronto FC vs Chivas USA -- 1-1
With TFC losing their big man De Rosario on the 1st (seriously thought it was an April Fool's joke) they still managed to pull out a result against a struggling Chivas side.

Attendance: 18,968 of 23,000 -- while that isn't a bad showing, the club that set the standard for attendance for the league is being overshadowed now.




Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs Sporting Kansas City -- 3-3
A match with both sides missing their DPs on suspension. Sporting had total domination and lead for almost the entire match with two early second-half goals from Teal Bunbury (I LIKE THAT BOON-BOO-REE!) and a follow up from Kamara. But after a 76' minute goal, the Caps faithful pumped up the club to help them rally to a 3-3 draw in extra time. What an incredibly exciting match. I have to post this highlight reel.

Attendance: 20,518 of 23,528 -- keep it up, Caps. You're already doing better than your countryman club to the East.

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New England Revolution vs Portland Timbers -- 1-1
The Timbers finally have a point in regular season play! Cap'n Jack coming up big again for Rose City.

Attendance: 7,114 of "22,385" -- Absolutely pathetic; the Revs continue to be the red-headed step-child of league attendance. And I put the max capacity for soccer in quotation marks because that's bullshyt. Gillette stadium holds 68,756... so they filled 10.3% of the stadium... congratulations.




New York Red Bulls vs Houston Dynamo -- 1-1
Tally Hall, Houston's keeper with the sweet name, worked his ass off once again while his backline were mediocre. Good for them for getting a result against a beefed up NYRB side but they're going to need to step it up if they hope to eventually make the playoffs. As for NY, DeRo is already showing TFC he deserved the raise he wanted by getting and assist for Dean Richards in his first showing for the Red Bulls.

Attendance: 13,664 of 25,189 -- wow, just barely squeaked past half capacity. How is it that a successful club in one of the most densely populated regions in the country can't put asses in seats? It's such a nice stadium to be kept so vacant.




San Jose Earthquakes vs Seattle Sounders FC -- 2-2
A great back and forth match. New guys got some spotlight as O'Brien White put up the second goal for Seattle, while older vets started really coming out of their shell (i.e. Zakuani.)

Attendance: 10,276 of 10,300 -- I'm going to go ahead and call that a sell-out :D At least they have an appropriate sized stadium for their market... but come on, Bay Area people. Put down the bongs and show some love for your home team!




Los Angeles Galaxy vs Philadelphia Union -- 1-0
Holy crap sammich!!! This match was pure insanity! While my G's were getting a few starters back (Donovan, Gonzalez [OMAR SMASH!], and Ricketts) Philly has been surging in their second season, coming into the match undefeated. With some tactical changes (Beck's playing a defensive middie role) and the beautiful header from Leonardo, LA was able to escape with 3 points.... and that's even after an unnecessary red-card early in the second half. Oh, and speaking of cards, I believe there were 10 bookings: 8 yellows and 2 reds. I'd say maaaaaaybe 3 of those yellows were justified... and the reds were pointless. All of the other yellows were for time wasting (which weren't really time wasting) or fowls that were definitely not booking worthy. Overall, though, the Galaxy completely dominated the match, even with 10 men for a good chunk of it. Philly didn't have any shots in the first half and ZERO shots on goal the entire match.

Attendance: 24,998 of 27,000 -- Good stuff. LA fans have been out in droves so far this season, even in a torrential downpour.

And here's a highlight reel of the ridiculousness. I'm pretty sure more of the time wasting cards were omitted but they at least got the reds.
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Colorado Rapids vs D.C. United -- 4-1
Once again DC gets many goals scored on them. They were looking quite stellar for most of the match, tying it up in the 70th minute... but then everything fell apart.

Attendance: 9,857 of 19,680 -- Yeah, it's not like they won the MLS Cup last season or anything.....
 
Oh, and forgot:

Overall League Average Attendance: 17,971

Not terrible, though it did drop roughly 1000 since First Kick weekend. But it's roughly enough to be a sell-out crowd in Sporting's (soon to be completed) new stadium.
 
Good updates. I was watching the Vancouver-KC highlights forever waiting for the goals to start.

Of course the big news yesterday was the two Champions League blowouts (one of them a surprise), and Stankovic's long goal in a loss.
 
Oh, and forgot:

Overall League Average Attendance: 17,971

Not terrible, though it did drop roughly 1000 since First Kick weekend. But it's roughly enough to be a sell-out crowd in Sporting's (soon to be completed) new stadium.

Not terrible? Considering the way s#ccer is treated in general by the mainstream sports media it's pretty fooking good I reckon! That's a lot of people taking the time and trouble, spending the cash and going to games while at the same time having to take a ribbing from their pals and family. :rockin:

That is a number worth taking note of given the supposed stature of the game in the US :)
 
Seriously though, I need to get switched back on to MLS since my precious Gunners are lame ducks the rest of the season...

I'm intending to make another try to get into MLS again, but I have to wait till the English season finishes. Promotion hopefuls and all that....Kinda takes up all my footy attention efforts at the moment. :(
 
I'm intending to make another try to get into MLS again, but I have to wait till the English season finishes. Promotion hopefuls and all that....Kinda takes up all my footy attention efforts at the moment. :(

TBH I'm a bit burnt out on footy at the moment. Another season of the same junk at Arsenal and for probably the first time I see no way out of it. I don't think Wenger knows the way out either and I really don't think the board cares. Just as long as we have the CL money they're as happy as pigs in slop..
 
TBH I'm a bit burnt out on footy at the moment. Another season of the same junk at Arsenal and for probably the first time I see no way out of it. I don't think Wenger knows the way out either and I really don't think the board cares. Just as long as we have the CL money they're as happy as pigs in slop..

Sorry, I was talking about my own team being promotion hopefuls. Arse can fall into a bottomless pit as far as I'm concerned. ;)
 
Good updates. I was watching the Vancouver-KC highlights forever waiting for the goals to start.

My bad. I should have given some warning :D But the Caps did have a ton of good chances and I enjoy watching those as well.

Not terrible? Considering the way s#ccer is treated in general by the mainstream sports media it's pretty fooking good I reckon! That's a lot of people taking the time and trouble, spending the cash and going to games while at the same time having to take a ribbing from their pals and family. :rockin:

That is a number worth taking note of given the supposed stature of the game in the US :)

Ya know, well said. I shouldn't have used "not terrible" because 17k+ is much better than not terrible. I was just really hoping to hit the 20k mark this season :rockin:

I almost spit my coffee out...

HA! And I almost spit my coffee out when I got a mental image of that going down.



UPDATE: RSL have defeated Deportivo Saprissa 3-2 on the aggregate and will face the winner of Monterrey/Cruz Azul tonight in the CCL finals. This is a pretty big deal as Salt Lake has the chance to be the first MLS representative in the FIFA Club World Cup.... and they are looking good as of late. 5-0-1 in all competitions.
 
Who will be playing the Chicago Fire on the 23rd of July at Soldier field...

Indeed. And the MLS All-Stars on July 27th as well (at Red Bull Stadium.... maybe they'll actually have a sell-out crowd for once. ZING!)
 
Did anyone else watch the Inter-Schalke highlight reel? That looks like it was an incredible game. The first goal was amazing!
 
Patience is a virtue. That will happen before too long. S*ccer is here to stay this time around! :)

Hear hear! The old NASL was crippled by its 16th season. MLS is thriving for its Sweet-16!

Did anyone else watch the Inter-Schalke highlight reel? That looks like it was an incredible game. The first goal was amazing!

Oooooh yeah. Much different result than I was expecting.
 
Did anyone else watch the Inter-Schalke highlight reel? That looks like it was an incredible game. The first goal was amazing!

I actually got to watch the whole thing (gogo FoxSoccer.com). The highlights reel frankly doesn't do it justice- the first 60 minutes were incredibly exciting for both sides (the last 20... well, the last 20 were straight embarrassing for Inter).
 
Apparently Arsenal's trophy room was burgled (burglarized?) last week. Police are looking for two men carrying a roll of carpet.
 
Apparently Arsenal's trophy room was burgled (burglarized?) last week. Police are looking for two men carrying a roll of carpet.


Whew, thank goodness they left the trophies.

Tbh they were probably Spurs fans getting some carpet to roll out for when the team get back from Spain. I hear they've already rented an open top bus and made a commemorative blu-ray...
 
ArcaneXor said:
Did anyone else watch the Inter-Schalke highlight reel? That looks like it was an incredible game. The first goal was amazing!

Even my wife was impressed with that goal.
 
Whew, thank goodness they left the trophies.

Tbh they were probably Spurs fans getting some carpet to roll out for when the team get back from Spain. I hear they've already rented an open top bus and made a commemorative blu-ray...

I felt that burn from here.
 
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Whew, thank goodness they left the trophies.

There weren't any trophies. That's why they could only get away with the carpet.

Sorry, Brit humour.
 

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