The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

caraway schnapps? hmmmm.....

It’s called Brenivin. I think it’s made from potato like vodka then flavored with caraway like gin. Then they mix in 20 pounds of LSD and give it a good stir.

You know the Northern Light? No such thing, it’s just people drinking Brenivin and hallucinating.

 

[Dave Sarber]

It’s called Brenivin. I think it’s made from potato like vodka then flavored with caraway like gin. Then they mix in 20 pounds of LSD and give it a good stir.

You know the Northern Light? No such thing, it’s just people drinking Brenivin and hallucinating.

Damn. I'm a little short on the LSD, any suggestions for a substitute? 'shroom juice?

 

[paulthenurse]

It’s a poor substitute at best.

 

[balrog]

I always show up after the party's been moderated. Dang.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oddly enough, me too. Bet no one put money on that.

 

[Rodent]

dang it - I'm glad I missed it, but I can't shake wanting to know what I missed

news of such waywardness takes time to make it all the way out to this end of the Pike

 

[Dave Sarber]

He who shall not be named came along and posted that he educates people how meat eaters are destroying the planet, yada, yada...
I thought the nice touch was when he said he didn't appreciate his posts being erased. Life is a bitch, eh?

 

[Rodent]

and here I thought it was the Vogons who destroyed the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass

Happy Towel Day all you Massholes!

 

[paulthenurse]

and here I thought it was the Vogons who destroyed the Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass

Happy Towel Day all you Massholes!

 

[paulthenurse]

Sorry. I’m calling you out. I don’t know what you meant about Towel Day. I’m hoping it was a smart/stupid phone auto correct but Memorial Day is not to be mocked. We are who we are as a nation; great, honorable, dumdass folks, because of people who believed in he concept of equality and prosperity for all and were willing to hazard their lives lives for that belief.

Our leader might be an be an idiot but we should all hope he succeeds, not fail. If he fails, we fail. Whatever you think of him, never hope for the POTUS to fail.

 

[Rodent]

Memorial Day is a day for remembrance, reflection, and honoring those who made the ultimate sacrifice - and it's on the last Monday of every May here in the US.

Towel Day is May 25th, no matter what day of the week it happens to fall on in a given year, and some years the two share the same physical day in May (Towel Day - Wikipedia)

This year is one of those years where both collide together on the same day.

No mocking on my part whatsoever. If it weren't raining here today, I have had my flag flying at half-mast until Noon - but my SO has an arm injury and I can't raise/lower the flag by myself without it touching the ground, so it stayed inside properly folded.

 

[paulthenurse]

I’d never heard of Towel Day before. My bad,

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Didn't you bring some rotten shark to Cape's once? His whole house had the stench after you opened it up.

Or did you take your shoes off?

 

[bluemoose]

Maybe not too unusual, but groundhog, or woodchuck, or whistle pig, whichever you choose to call it.
Not too bad.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Maybe not too unusual, but groundhog, or woodchuck, or whistle pig, whichever you choose to call it.
Not too bad.
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Did it Phil your belly?

 

[day_trippr]

Wait - someone ate Phil??

We have one at least that big residing here. He/she has a winter residence under our wood pile and a summer residence under our deck.
Given it's a total chicken - one glimpse of us and it's off like a relative shot - I imagine it might taste like one

 

[bluemoose]

Nope, more like grass fed beef. A bit gamier tho.

 

[day_trippr]

In all the years having them around here not once did I think they were something anyone would actually eat...

 

[bluemoose]

People eat rabbits and they have the same diet. We’ve had to remove a fair number of them over the years. I get nervous about their holes too close to the our beef cattle.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Nope, more like grass fed beef. A bit gamier tho.

I just got out of Costco, and seeing the beef prices, this is good to know.

 

[Dave Sarber]

I just got out of Costco, and seeing the beef prices, this is good to know.

I was craving a burger, went to Fry's/Kroger. $5.99 a pound for 80/20, and only in 3 pound packs. Cheaper to go to Carl's Jr. And I think the 80/20 was a lie, more like 60/40.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I was craving a burger, went to Fry's/Kroger. $5.99 a pound for 80/20, and only in 3 pound packs. Cheaper to go to Carl's Jr. And I think the 80/20 was a lie, more like 60/40.

The last ground chuck I purchased from the butcher (because I trust I can safely eat it medium rare) must have been a whopping $10 lb. I didn’t know the price because they are doing curbside and I just didn’t think to ask, of course it’s always more than the supper market. I have a grinder for the kitchenAid and might start making my own like a freaking off the grid hermit. Not that there’s anything wrong with that... Well, until you write a 200p manifesto and start stockpiling certain items.

 

[Yooper]

Maybe not too unusual, but groundhog, or woodchuck, or whistle pig, whichever you choose to call it.
Not too bad.
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Up until now, I thought only Bob and I were eating woodchuck. We have a saying at our house- "You eat my garden, I eat you". A groundhog can decimate a garden in just a couple of hours. It was amazingly good! My grandson saw one the other day scampering in our yard, and we put the trap out, but no luck so far!

I cook them slow in the oven with a glaze. It's an old German recipe according to the internet!

We've also enjoyed rabbit quite a bit, but I draw the line at raccoons, chipmunks, and red squirrels.

 

[bluemoose]

Up until now, I thought only Bob and I were eating woodchuck. We have a saying at our house- "You eat my garden, I eat you". A groundhog can decimate a garden in just a couple of hours. It was amazingly good! My grandson saw one the other day scampering in our yard, and we put the trap out, but no luck so far!

I cook them slow in the oven with a glaze. It's an old German recipe according to the internet!

We've also enjoyed rabbit quite a bit, but I draw the line at raccoons, chipmunks, and red squirrels.

We have a hard time trapping them. Ours typically perish from lead poisoning.

 

[day_trippr]

lol!
Wrt trapping, from what I've seen they're particularly attracted to young dandelion greens...

 

[Dave Sarber]

The last ground chuck I purchased from the butcher (because I trust I can safely eat it medium rare) must have been a whopping $10 lb. I didn’t know the price because they are doing curbside and I just didn’t think to ask, of course it’s always more than the supper market. I have a grinder for the kitchenAid and might start making my own like a freaking off the grid hermit. Not that there’s anything wrong with that... Well, until you write a 200p manifesto and start stockpiling certain items.

Not much into manifestos, but I will confess to stockpiling dried foods, and supplementing with a bit of canning for meats.

 

[Yooper]

lol!
Wrt trapping, from what I've seen they're particularly attracted to young dandelion greens...

They really really like cantaloupe, but the bigger ones are more wary of traps this year it seems.

 

[Yooper]

Not much into manifestos, but I will confess to stockpiling dried foods, and supplementing with a bit of canning for meats.
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I can venison every year, and we love it. We open a jar, heat it up, add some sour cream and serve over noodles. Voila! Stroganoff.

 

[Dave Sarber]

I can venison every year, and we love it. We open a jar, heat it up, add some sour cream and serve over noodles. Voila! Stroganoff.

I do chicken a lot, beef chuck, and sausage (homemade hot Italian).

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Up until now, I thought only Bob and I were eating woodchuck. We have a saying at our house- "You eat my garden, I eat you". A groundhog can decimate a garden in just a couple of hours. It was amazingly good! My grandson saw one the other day scampering in our yard, and we put the trap out, but no luck so far!

I cook them slow in the oven with a glaze. It's an old German recipe according to the internet!

We've also enjoyed rabbit quite a bit, but I draw the line at raccoons, chipmunks, and red squirrels.

This one better stay away from your garden.