The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

How are the poor single moms dancing at The Foxy Lady supposed to earn a living with these draconian measures in place???????? Everybody is worried about United Airlines staying afloat, I’m the true humanitarian, I’m worried about the poor MILFs struggling to earn a buck.

 

[Yooper]

How are the poor single moms dancing at The Foxy Lady supposed to earn a living with these draconian measures in place???????? Everybody is worried about United Airlines staying afloat, I’m the true humanitarian, I’m worried about the poor MILFs struggling to earn a buck.

That's what I always loved best about you. Your concern for your fellow man and MILFs.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I suppose some are getting unemployment $600 /wk without having to shake it for ... whom ever is watching and ready to toss sticky paper money their way.

 

[Dave Sarber]

I suppose some are getting unemployment $600 /wk without having to shake it for ... whom ever is watching and ready to toss sticky paper money their way.

Yeah, but Dusty at the airport bar in Phoenix pulls down $600+ a night.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

True, but ya can’t have everything.

 

[Dave Sarber]

True, but ya can’t have everything.

Trust me, Dusty has everything!
Bar is called The Rework ( it's an aircraft thing). Hot spot after night shift at Sky Harbor.
Spent many early mornings being driven home from there!
But, I don't drink (much) tequila anymore.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Dusty has everything including your money. I had a client way back that often paid fees in dollar bills, yep was a dancer. Only cared about the money of her spectators, and what she could do/wear to get more of it. As long as you enjoy the fantasy I guess you get your money’s worth.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

pulled pork butts. forgot I was out of Hickory so I used Apple wood smoke instead
...

Apple wood works. They look delicious.

 

[day_trippr]

Agreed - I'd take apple or cherry over hickory.
Which reminds me I gots to pick up a full rack of spares soon and get some smokin' going...

Cheers!

 

[Dland]

Good Lord, hitting yourself on the head with a hammer would be a better use of time. Which is kind of the point.

I try to limit that activity to billable hours, or at least during infrastructure maintenance.

Funny, why did this go to italics?

Anyway, maybe I missed something, my senses may be dull with age, dyslexia and lead poisoning, but not sure I saw why the recent past discourse was considered over the line,... unless something untoward was entered after 9:00.

Brewed something like a pre phohabition Marzen today, pumped into sealed fermantor w about a liter of last week's active brew, 34/70, running about 57F. Cellar warming up, if I do another lager going to need the glycol chiller, or I could switch to ale. We'll see what the cellar temp is next brew day. ....later ...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Interesting, what makes the Marzen pre-prohibition? Please excuse my lack of knowledge in this area.

 

[day_trippr]

Is that what you got out of "pre phohabition"?
I thought it was some weird domestic situation

Anyway....http://www.eastfallshouse.com/pre-prohibition-lager-why-it-left-and-why-its-back/

 

[Dave Sarber]

Dusty has everything including your money. I had a client way back that often paid fees in dollar bills, yep was a dancer. Only cared about the money of her spectators, and what she could do/wear to get more of it. As long as you enjoy the fantasy I guess you get your money’s worth.

Well, that was 25 or more years ago, and I doubt that Dusty is still a dancer. Or if she is, she's probably not raking in that kind of money.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Is that what you got out of "pre phohabition"?
I thought it was some weird domestic situation

Anyway....http://www.eastfallshouse.com/pre-prohibition-lager-why-it-left-and-why-its-back/

Ah so any lager with flavor, that isn’t pisswasser can be termed pre-prohibition, but not so much for competition because a Marzen would be a Marzen etc. The more ya know... Thanks.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's what I always loved best about you. Your concern for your fellow man and MILFs.

It ain’t the men I’m worried about.

Ya know, I thought about it a little and if ’da ladies’ need to wipe down the balls between each pitch (like the MLB catchers) that sounds kinda fun. I can see myself starting to like draconian measures.

 

[paulthenurse]

Anybody want to join me in singing Happy Birthday to Yeager?



Ya. I didn’t think so.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Which one of deez guys is Yeager?

 

[paulthenurse]

He’s been pretty inactive on the board for a while. SWMBO has him ironing the curtains.

He eats a lot of tofu. And kale. Damn, I hate kale.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I could live without kale, but baby kale sautéed in bacon grease and garlic is okay once every few years. When I was younger I made attempts to add tofu to the diet, for purported health benes. Let’s just say it was a short lived experiment. That reminds me, after I put the lemon bars in the oven, I should take my vitamins while I still have a little beer left in my glass. Cheers!

 

[Dave Sarber]

I've eaten kale twice. Ex-wife thing. Hated it both times. Reminds me of prickly oak leaves.

 

[Master]

I ate baby kale. I hadn't eaten in 3 days and it was mixed in with a salad. That's how my wife got me.

 

[day_trippr]

Here's a special quarter...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Well, do you have a bad penny?

 

[day_trippr]

Something transpired that would have provided context for my offering, but...it's gone now. Which is also fine.
Move along. Nothing to see here

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I saw what transpired, then I also saw a zombie thread resurrected regarding smoking game meat, then poof.

 

[paulthenurse]

How come all the dysfunctional, obnoxious a-hole bullsh!tters come to this thread to spew their idiocy? We’re just sitting here on the Group W bench, minding our own business.


Oh. Ya. Ok.


A big “Thank You” to the Mod who stepped in and put out the dumpster fire before it could re-ignite. Can we all agree on a lifetime timeout?

All in favor?

Aye.

 

[paulthenurse]

The little baby bat looks kind of cute.

I bet if you dredged him in flour and dropped him in some peanut oil he’d taste just like baby bat dredged in flour.

What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? (Not counting curdled soy bean juice.)

I’ve eaten guinea pig in Ecuador. Not a big fan.

And in Iceland they catch Greenland sharks, let them start to rot, then cut them up and hang them to dry for 5-6 months. It’s called Hakarl. (There is an accent over the A but oddly enough I don’t have that symbol on my iPhone keyboard.) Lets just say that it’s an acquired taste. I actually kind of like it. It tastes a little like elephant rectum that’s been confite’d in the crankcase oil from a 1956 International Harvester corn thresher. If you wash it down with their caraway schnapps you’re pretty much guaranteed to be carrying on a conversation with Ken Kesey and the Merry Pranksters within the hour.

 

[Dave Sarber]

caraway schnapps? hmmmm.....

 

[Dave Sarber]

P.S. I reported the post as soon as I saw it. Killing rattlesnakes is a tradition around here.
And yes, we eat them. Tastes like chicken, but lots more bones.
The skins make a nice hatband, if you're into wearing a hat (not).

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

No

The little baby bat looks kind of cute.

I bet if you dredged him in flour and dropped him in some peanut oil he’d taste just like baby bat dredged in flour.

What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? (Not counting curdled soy bean juice.)

I’ve eaten guinea pig in Ecuador. Not a big fan.

And in Iceland they catch Greenland sharks, let them start to rot, then cut them up and hang them to dry for 5-6 months. It’s called Hakarl. (There is an accent over the A but oddly enough I don’t have that symbol on my iPhone keyboard.) Lets just say that it’s an acquired taste. I actually kind of like it. It tastes a little like elephant rectum that’s been confite’d in the crankcase oil from a 1956 International Harvester corn thresher. If you wash it down with their caraway schnapps you’re pretty much guaranteed to be carrying on a conversation with Ken Kesey and the Merry Pranksters within the hour.

Not terribly weird, but being a suburban girl, having mountain oysters at a farm following that time of year that bulls become cattle, and many years later durian the odd fruit that smells like gas, tastes a little like strawberry and had the texture of mush, probably because it was frozen.
I had fried nutsa second time, but once was enough for durian.