The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bluemoose]

Already winter in Vermont. No mosquitos.

 

[paulthenurse]

Other than the weeks of June 15 through August 7 when ISN’T it winter in Vermont?

 

[the_bird]

Other than the weeks of June 15 through August 7 when ISN’T it winter in Vermont?

Winter's not THAT bad in Vermont. Mud season lasts about nine months, though.

 

[paulthenurse]

Not for nuttin but wasn’t it friggin snowing the last time I saw you in your town? That was May, right? Your opinion is biased.

 

[smurfjuice]

moot i say ...

 

[the_bird]

Not for nuttin but wasn’t it friggin snowing the last time I saw you in your town? That was May, right? Your opinion is biased.

And you, like an idiot, were dressed in shorts and a wife beater IIRC. Don't they have weather.com out East?

 

[paulthenurse]

It was bright and sunny when I left home.

Jeezez, what a difference. I could hardly see 50 feet in front of me coming down the mountain. I went around the hairpin turn at about three MPH.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, are you coming to Masstoberfest next Saturday?

 

[bob1852]

Nope.

 

[paulthenurse]

You funny

 

[the_bird]

Eh... dunno. Not a lot of free weekends this month, not sure if I can disappear next weekend.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Is it wrong if the Gliddon Point shucker remembers you from last year?

 

[the_bird]

"Would you like your usual eighty dozen, sir?"

 

[paulthenurse]

"Would you like your usual eighty dozen, sir?"

Well, they’re not very big.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I can’t wait to go next Saturday. It’ll be the first one in years I’m not working all day.

I can’t wait to hang out with my buddy Paul all day. I’m not going to leave his since since its been too long since we’ve hung out!

 

[smurfjuice]

Oooo, what malarkey ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Hope you do come. We need to kiss and make up. That way we can get back to busting each other’s balls.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

This sounds suspect and scary.

 

[smurfjuice]

Yes, if there are nuggets involved ...

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

I miss the ball busting.As a casual viewer it was hilarious.

 

[paulthenurse]

Well Tipsy, let’s face it, we each have an embarrassment of riches when it comes to opportunities to ball bust.

 

[Daddymem]

Pssst, nurse Paul, you left your surgical loupes on.

 

[paulthenurse]

Uhhhhhh. Ok.

Anybody know what he’s yakking about?

 

[paulthenurse]

Is “They gave me a wing and two drum sticks, forgot the coke slaw and no gravy on the mashed” a reasonable defense for KFC-cide?

Because right about now I think it ought to be.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

KFC can really do it wrong.

Hey! I didn't get an official invite in the mail. When does the shin dig start?


PS - Zantac is pulled off the shelves

 

[paulthenurse]

The partay starts when you get here.

Show before 1 and I’ll put you to work. I need me a ******.

 

[paulthenurse]

My secretary and office administrator will be there. Bring your insurance card and once they run your card and I know I’m getting paid I can write a script or five and fix what I might have caused.

 

[Melana]

Leah wants to know if Yeager is bringing his girls on Saturday?

 

[paulthenurse]

He said he was planning on it. I expect a bunch of yoots this year.

 

[Melana]

Ok we will stop in after skating. Being a skate mom is exhausting.