The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Hey Dali Lama, how about a little something for the effort, you know?

 

[balrog]

I don’t think the heavy stuff is coming down form some time yet.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey! You got a pool over there?

 

[day_trippr]

 

[day_trippr]

PSA: Before you do anything crazy this weekend, remember the Judge won't be seated until Tuesday...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Must be drinking beer, eating paydays from the pool and listening to Clapton.

 

[bracconiere]

.what does a music degree get a person?..

this thread pops up on my exact opposite, south west ass all the time....just i thought i'd throw in, it helps you make sense of 1's and 2's and make love, not sure why you'd have to go to school... . .., .. ., . . .., no school required.....

 

[paulthenurse]

Sweet Jesus on roller skates!!! No. NO!!!!!

We’ve already got one refuge from Arizona and another beaver hatin’ wackadoodle from the great Pacific NW. We don’t need more foreigners.

Build a wall!!!!!!!!! Better still, tear down all the bridges over the Connecticut River!!!!!!!

And let’s buy Greenland while we’re at it. That is just a refinement on a really great idea that the Brits had ages ago. Round up all the undesirables, the nose pickers, the beady eyed slack jawed cretins who mumble as they read, and anyone with more than four political bumper stickers on the back of their Subaru, and ship them off to Australia. Only this time, we send them to Greenland. The Brits problem children turned the Outback into paradise, let’s see what our ne’er-do-wells can do with Greenland.

So unless you’ve got a REALLY warm jacket you should stay home.


Get off my lawn, ya Bastid!

 

[balrog]

The Australian Solution was my first thought, expressed on another thread, when I first heard that. I was unable at the time to cleverly work in Johnathan Swift's A Modest Proposal into it, but never mind that now.
Ok, it was my second thought. The first being a desire to hide global warming, but that's not important here.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yummy yummy chicken fried chillins.

 

[Dland]

Hey, things are looking up! Lots of festive storms.

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/gtwo.php?basin=atlc&fdays=2

 

[smurfjuice]

Wow!

 

[balrog]

Something not quite right here...are they ninja storms? Cloaked tropical depressions?

 

[Dland]

Looks like that is world wide. We only have 3 or 4 to think about.

 

[balrog]

That map usually has little white or red marks for hurricanes or tropical depressions
It was the absolute absence of any marks, not even for Dorian, that caused me to wonder, even when they themselves have said there should be 9 such marks somewhere.
I really used to like Weather Underground.
Of course, I also used to like Mateuse Rose. But that's a story from a universe long long ago. I think I was in college, but the memory ... something ...

 

[Dland]

"the two hemispheres are fundamentally at odds,,,hemisphere,,,hemisphere.."

and then of course, he slumps over, his head hits the steering wheel of the '64 Malibu, the horn goes off,, and the car hits the curb.

Later edit; sorry for being so oblique, some context for de unculterated:

 

[Daddymem]

I’m thinking the first weekend in October for Masstoberfest but there are some life circumstances that may throw a spanner into to works. Spawn #1 is due to spawn herself two or so weeks afterwards. Yes, the human gene pool will continue to need a healthy dose of sodium hypochlorite.

More concerning is my MIL’s health, she’s been unwell lately and at + 90 anything is a potential problem.

All that said, I don’t want to cancel Masstoberfest, for some inexplicable reason I like seeing all of you guys once a year. Certainly no more frequently than that, but once a year I can put up with.

So mark the date in your calendar but write it in pencil. Updates to follow

Uh-huh, blame it on spawn #1 and the MIL...

 

[paulthenurse]

You know the cheap prick carries an extension cord with him wherever he goes. I caught him crawling around in the bushes looking for a plug at the Witches Brew recently. Steve just shook his head.

 

[day_trippr]

One of the heirlooms went nuts...

This one dude paid for the flat, and there are a few more of its kind still growing...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

TB12 still don’t eat tamatas .

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, but I can't grow avocados here, so...

 

[paulthenurse]

Everyone knows an ant can’t move a rubber tree plant

 

[smurfjuice]

but he had high hopes ... almost like a utopia clone.

 

[paulthenurse]

What would you know about anything that is high?

 

[smurfjuice]

You cut me to the quick Sire …

 

[day_trippr]

 

[paulthenurse]

Addition by subtraction. Bye bye Dumbrowski.

 

[Randar]

What's up, fekkers? Haven't stopped by in ages but it just came to my attention about Jeff's passing and I just wanted to offer my condolences. I only "knew" him briefly online prior to his illness, but understand that Cape and a few others were close with him. Again, I'll raise a glass and spray some extra fekkin deet on myself and children this weekend.

 

[mmb]

What's up, fekkers? Haven't stopped by in ages but it just came to my attention about Jeff's passing and I just wanted to offer my condolences. I only "knew" him briefly online prior to his illness, but understand that Cape and a few others were close with him. Again, I'll raise a glass and spray some extra fekkin deet on myself and children this weekend.

It brought it full circle with the three cases of EEE by your folks and where my sister lives. No bueno.

 

[paulthenurse]

Thanks for the kind words about Fuller. Dose the kids.