The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Damn it


Please go back to being irritating. This syrupy sweet act is nauseating.

 

[Melana]

Damn it now I'm irritating....

 

[paulthenurse]

Not you, you jackass.

 

[Melana]

See! Now you really are carrying me a jackass.

Next thing you know I will be banned from the nurse house.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't worry about it. I have the misfortune to have a conscious and would get all mad at myself for 86ing you and rescind the ban.

I aggravated the hell out of myself the last time that happened but since I've established a precedent I guess ii have to go with it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Napoli!!!!!!!

 

[Melana]

Can I redeem myself with jam and scones?

 

[paulthenurse]

You don't need to redeem yourself. You're not a real jackass.

Thank goodness. We have entirely too many of those around here already.

 

[HawksBrewer]

Are you affectionately referring to AZ?

 

[Melana]

Sure, turn down my scones and home made jam.

 

[paulthenurse]

Are you affectionately referring to AZ?

Hey Hawk Boofer
How about those Red Sox uniforms? Pretty sharp, eh?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Damn it


Please go back to being irritating. This syrupy sweet act is nauseating.

irritating is the old Bob. New Bob wants to be somewhat nice

 

[Melana]

It's ok bob... We like you.

 

[day_trippr]

Lackey out pitches the dreaded Verlander and one Napoli swing wins back home field advantage for the Sox!

I was pretty sure Boston had not won a 1-0 game all year, and TC just confirmed that. Good time to get the first one...

Cheers!

 

[HawksBrewer]

Hey Hawk Boofer
How about those Red Sox uniforms? Pretty sharp, eh?

I've never hated the Red Sox, and the green monster is part of history. My brother was a die hard Clemens fan growing up and still has a card collection including, if I'm not mistaken, every single rookie card. Of course, there's that whole PED thing

 

[the_bird]

Lackey out pitches the dreaded Verlander and one Napoli swing wins back home field advantage for the Sox!

I was pretty sure Boston had not won a 1-0 game all year, and TC just confirmed that. Good time to get the first one...

Cheers!

YEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!

 

[Melana]

They're almost done for the season right?

 

[jrgtr42]

They're almost done for the season right?

Just another 6 wins to go.

 

[Melana]

Make 'em fast.

 

[the_bird]

They're almost done for the season right?

What, are we interrupting you and Comcast's mutual foot massages?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

what, are we interrupting you and comcast's mutual pectoral massages?

dirty bird

 

[paulthenurse]

No ****. I was starting to wonder if the two of them were holding hands and diving Kumbaya
.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I have a brewing question, I am planning on making a KBS clone, here is my recipe:

KBS CLONE


5 US Gallons

13.25 lbs pale malt
1.5 lbs flaked oats
.75 lb roasted barley
.75 lb Belgian choc. malt
.50 lb Belgian debittered black malt
.5 lb 120L crystal malt

Hops

1.0 oz Nugget 13% aa (60 mins)
1.25 oz Willamette 5% aa (25 mins)
1.75 oz Willamette 5% aa (10 mins)

2.5 oz Belgian bittersweet chocolate (15 mins)
1.5 oz unsweetened cocoa nibs (15 mins)
2.0 oz ground Sumatran coffee (flameout)
2.0 oz cold-brewed Kona coffee (secondary)

American or California Ale yeast

Boil Time 90 mins
IBU. 73
SRM 60
Specific gravity 1.092
Assumed Efficiency 75%

Infusion Mash at 155F for 60 mins. Add Hops, chocolate, and coffee as specified. Ferment for 2 weeks at 65F. Soak .25 oz French Oak chips in one cup Kentucky Bourbon for 2 days. Soak ground kona coffee in 1 cup boiled, cooled water and leave overnight, covered in refrigeratro. Strain out grounds and add cold coffee and bourbon, with wood chips to secondary. Rack fermented stout into this mixture and condition in secondary at 55-60F for 2-6 mos.


Can I split up the grain bill, mash 2 times and combine to get the neccessary wort or does it all have to be done at once? Thanks

 

[paulthenurse]

Singing

 

[bluemoose]

I have a brewing question, I am planning on making a KBS clone, here is my recipe:

KBS CLONE

5 US Gallons

13.25 lbs pale malt
1.5 lbs flaked oats
.75 lb roasted barley
.75 lb Belgian choc. malt
.50 lb Belgian debittered black malt
.5 lb 120L crystal malt

Hops

1.0 oz Nugget 13% aa (60 mins)
1.25 oz Willamette 5% aa (25 mins)
1.75 oz Willamette 5% aa (10 mins)

2.5 oz Belgian bittersweet chocolate (15 mins)
1.5 oz unsweetened cocoa nibs (15 mins)
2.0 oz ground Sumatran coffee (flameout)
2.0 oz cold-brewed Kona coffee (secondary)

American or California Ale yeast

Boil Time 90 mins
IBU. 73
SRM 60
Specific gravity 1.092
Assumed Efficiency 75%

Infusion Mash at 155F for 60 mins. Add Hops, chocolate, and coffee as specified. Ferment for 2 weeks at 65F. Soak .25 oz French Oak chips in one cup Kentucky Bourbon for 2 days. Soak ground kona coffee in 1 cup boiled, cooled water and leave overnight, covered in refrigeratro. Strain out grounds and add cold coffee and bourbon, with wood chips to secondary. Rack fermented stout into this mixture and condition in secondary at 55-60F for 2-6 mos.

Can I split up the grain bill, mash 2 times and combine to get the neccessary wort or does it all have to be done at once? Thanks

Might see if anyone has a megatun.

 

[the_bird]

... sorry, just having a Doors flashback. "Mash me two times, baby!" Must have dropped some acid by accident.

 

[the_bird]

*sigh*

Irving Fryer and his MOM were indicated for bank loan fraud, allegedly obtaining five different bank loans on his mom's house, totally $690k.

I thought he was a preacher-man now?

 

[paulthenurse]

*sigh*

Irving Fryer and his MOM were indicated for bank loan fraud, allegedly obtaining five different bank loans on his mom's house, totally $690k.

I thought he was a preacher-man now?

The biggest hypocrites and crooks I've ever known have all been preachers. Just sayin'.

 

[Melana]

... sorry, just having a Doors flashback. "Mash me two times, baby!" Must have dropped some acid by accident.

Thanks... Now that's stuck in my head!

 

[Melana]

No ****. I was starting to wonder if the two of them were holding hands and diving Kumbaya
.

Not likely!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Not likely!

Ok, so maybe no singing.

 

[Melana]

Nope, no singing!

 

[HawksBrewer]

I think Peavy gets the win tonight, tigers will struggle against his stuff.

 

[Bulls Beers]

I think Peavy gets the win tonight, tigers will struggle against his stuff.

Hope so..

EDIT: You're killing me Peavy..

 

[HawksBrewer]

Hope so..

EDIT: You're killing me Peavy..

Uh oh

 

[day_trippr]

Resolve shall be tested tonight...

Cheers!

 

[HawksBrewer]

Not looking good for the Bo Sox

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Cant win every night

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Leave it to Comcast. Always the optimist.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

teams usually do better when i become optimistic