The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[day_trippr]

Watched the game to the bitter end, was at least a bit encouraged that the Sox put a couple of runs on the board. Not enough to overcome the Peavy 2nd inning melt-down, but it was better than another donut.

They had one to lose, hopefully that's the last one...

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

Well, it's a three-game series now, and we still have home field advantage. Could be worse. We could be missing our all-world defensive lineman, our only other experienced defensive tackle, our all-world cornerback, our all-world tight end, our perennial Pro Bowl linebacker, our best wide receiver, and our third-down running back. Oh, that's the Patriots.


Let's go, Lester! clap-clap-CLAPCLAPCLAP! Let's go, Lester! clap-clap-CLAPCLAPCLAP!

 

[Melana]

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Well, it's a three-game series now, and we still have home field advantage. Could be worse. We could be missing our all-world defensive lineman, our only other experienced defensive tackle, our all-world cornerback, our all-world tight end, our perennial Pro Bowl linebacker, our best wide receiver, and our third-down running back. Oh, that's the Patriots.

and we will still beat the jets by 15 this week

 

[paulthenurse]

Melana you can make goo goo eyes with the Rookie all you want. None of the rest of us get it but WTF, you're incurably nice and you're doing your good deed for the millennium by befriending him.

Fine.

Whatever.

BUT...

You keep up this baseball negativity you and me gonna have a little talk.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is she who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the Rookies through the valley of the darkness. For she is truly her brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. BUT I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my baseball. And you will know I am the Thread Starter when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

Just sayin'

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

dumb

 

[paulthenurse]

I am SO sending Yeager out with a 45 to cap yo ass.


Uhhhhh...................................



Upon further reflection, that might be a sub optimal plan. But I'd still worry if I were you. I'm SURE there will be a long list of volunteers better suited to the task.

 

[paulthenurse]

No Chris....

No.

NO!!!!!!

STFU and get back in the trunk.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i still have to have my moments to aggrevate a few people, and ur so easy

 

[the_bird]

A small thing that I like about my life. I moved offices a while back, so I've got a window. And, I'm on the first floor, not far from the building's entrance, which on the downside means that the old hags hang out not far from me and suck down their nicotine sticks. That's not the good thing.

But, I think there's a WIC office upstairs or something - something that results in a LOT of MILFs walking by every day. And being North Adams, there's a pretty good percentage of "barely legal," too.

Just makes work more pleasant.

 

[Melana]

was that part of the benefits package?

 

[Melana]

Melana you can make goo goo eyes with the Rookie all you want. None of the rest of us get it but WTF, you're incurably nice and you're doing your good deed for the millennium by befriending him.

Fine.

Whatever.

BUT...

You keep up this baseball negativity you and me gonna have a little talk.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is she who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the Rookies through the valley of the darkness. For she is truly her brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. BUT I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my baseball. And you will know I am the Thread Starter when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

Just sayin'

Paulie you're a fargin riot. I'm not going to apologize for disliking baseball... It's never been something I was able to get into. If I have to put up with the baseball talk you'll have to put up with me rolling my eyes. Keep the chatter to the dead hookers and Yeager floggings and we'll both be happy.

I'll put this out there as well. I make goo goo eyes at no one. Not now, not ever.

 

[paulthenurse]

Paulie you're a fargin riot.

I KNOW you meant for your next sentence to read "As we'll as being drop dead sexy and hung like a wild stallion."

I'll give you a mulligan on the typo if Big John is ok with the lack of goo goo eyes in his direction. G'night

 

[Melana]

I KNOW you meant for your next sentence to read "As we'll as being drop dead sexy and hung like a wild stallion."

I'll give you a mulligan on the typo if Big John is ok with the lack of goo goo eyes in his direction. G'night

Yep, you caught me.

 

[the_bird]

 

[paulthenurse]

Wtf?

 

[Melana]

Going to Steve's tonight anyone?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

1hr 10 min is just too far, I do my shopping at border brewing supply in salem, nh

 

[paulthenurse]

No one cares.

 

[Melana]

Sorry we missed you Paul!

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Looks like we just missed you tonight PTN.

 

[day_trippr]

Good starts by both Sox and Bruins...

Cheers!

[edit] And David Ross is kicking Alex Avila's ass!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Avila needs to get looked at. First Ross knocks him into next week, then the foul ball off his face.

 

[day_trippr]

I think Avila's done for the night. And maybe the rest of the ALCS.

Tight win by the Bs - Smith with the winner in the last minute to take Timmaaaay down...

Hope the Sox can hold on. It would be huge!

Cheers!

[edit] YEEEEHAAAAW! Koji Rules, Sox go up 3-2 and are coming home!
Two chances to win a game and the Pennant!

 

[paulthenurse]

Fear the beard.

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't care how many times it happens, it always puts a scare in ya after you've been eating beets and drop a blood red deuce the next day.

 

[Melana]

Fear the beard.

BigJohn has a beard...

 

[Bulls Beers]

The Redsox are one win away to the World Series. Bruins won last night and Gronk was cleared to play. It's pretty good to be in Boston.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

The Redsox are one win away to the World Series. Bruins win last night and Gronk was cleared to play. It's pretty good to be in Boston.

and the celtics have the greatest uniform all of sports

 

[bigjohnmilford]

and the celtics have the greenest uniform all of sports

Fixed that for ya.