The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Nice collaboration with a mazer in AZ. :hs:

Huh?


And jesus. I cant type fo' sht. "PORTER". Cherry Smoked Baltic PORTER

 

[bob1852]

And jesus. I cant type fo' sht. "PORTER". Cherry Smoked Baltic PORTER

Yeah, I thought you REALLY had put a new twist on an old style.

 

[Melana]

SH!T! I thought it was a new type of hooker at Masstoberfest!

 

[paulthenurse]

No new types, just different degrees of fermentation .

 

[Cape Brewing]

No new types, just different degrees of fermentation .

Really??? Ya wanna go there?

let's talk about a hefe you recently made... and what keg you ended up using.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just talked to Maureen, Babalu is a strong possible for tomorrow. They have kids things in the morning and if he's having a good day they'll come by after.

Yay!

 

[Melana]

Just talked to Maureen, Babalu is a strong possible for tomorrow. They have kids things in the morning and if he's having a good day they'll come by after.

Yay!

Great news!!!

 

[Melana]

No new types, just different degrees of fermentation .

'Cathouse ale'?

 

[paulthenurse]

Lighten up Francis. If was a reference to the old line about 1186 being a favorite yeast of mine because it can ferment anything up to and in including a dead hooker, whick lead to my alleged collection of dead hookers under my shed..


Gees! Must of touched a nerve.

 

[Melana]

 

[Melana]

Really??? Ya wanna go there?

let's talk about a hefe you recently made... and what keg you ended up using.

You meant heifer... Right? You know... The big boned beauty that turned you down....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Lighten up Francis. If was a reference to the old line about 1186 being a favorite yeast of mine because it can ferment anything up to and in including a dead hooker, whick lead to my alleged collection of dead hookers under my shed..

Gees! Must of touched a nerve.

YOU lighten up... I was bustin your stones. (Although in hind sight... That did actually come across as slightly pissy... Which actually wasn't my intention)

 

[paulthenurse]

It's ok Brian. I understand. You've painted yourself into a corner, way too cool to hang out with the likes of us, yet desperate and lonely for friendship.

Tell you what...

After you spend the day scrubbing the toilets and swabbing the deck over at the Bog, hoping desperately that Matt let's you screw the top onto at least one of the five growlers he sells all day, you should just swallow your pride and come over here. Masstoberfest is accepting of all races, religions, creeds, orientations and levels of *********ocity. (Just between Yeager and Rookie we have most all of that list covered. I honestly don't know if either of them are church goers.). If you show we can include bankrupt and morally depraved to the list.

Damn. Another list.

 

[Melana]

Perhaps it is a self esteem thing.... And he thinks he's not good enough to hang out with the likes of us?

 

[paulthenurse]

I got enough self esteem for ten people.

WTH are you doing up at 4 am? I've got an excuse, I'm supposed to be doing homework. And I've got to get the fire going in a little bit.

 

[Melana]

I'm always up at this hour.... Nothing new for me.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

I'm always up at this hour.... Nothing new for me.

A sick 4 year old also doesn't add to the good sleep factor.

 

[the_bird]

Alright, boys ans girls... enjoy yourselves today. Do lots of things I wouldn't do. I do wish I could make it over, but it's just not in the cards this year. And hopefully Young Miss Leah's feeling better ASAP.

 

[paulthenurse]

Wilbur says "So long, I'll see you all this afternoon."

 

[Melana]

Alright, boys ans girls... enjoy yourselves today. Do lots of things I wouldn't do. I do wish I could make it over, but it's just not in the cards this year. And hopefully Young Miss Leah's feeling better ASAP.

Thanks Jay. I think she is on the mend.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Thanks Jay. I think she is on the mend.

Yes, thanks Jay. I'll have a couple of pints for you too.

 

[DakotaRules]

Pig is out!




Mmmmm

 

[Melana]

Good time today. The best of the best we're with us today. I don't think anyone walked away hungry.

 

[the_bird]

Forget hungry; did you walk away sober?

 

[Melana]

Forget hungry; did you walk away sober?

I was driving so yes.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Good time today. The best of the best we're with us today. I don't think anyone walked away hungry.

Still very full...Great to see you all.

 

[Melana]

Good time today. The best of the best we're with us today. I don't think anyone walked away hungry.

Well, except for the_bird and Smurfie.

 

[bluemoose]

So a plane didn't crash into Paul's yard?

Another prayer goes unanswered.

 

[Melana]

No, but the flight pattern to Logan was altered.

 

[paulthenurse]

No, but the flight pattern to Logan was altered.

Pig skin and bones sure does burn hot and hard, doesn't it?

Thanks to all who attended, especially to the two brewers, Scott (Daddymem) and PaultheOriginal (PTO). And tonevefyone who walked by my brew and turned it up or down or called my attention to it.

Cant wait till next year.