The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bluemoose]

Cape - John wanted to get more Bog IPA because he insists that the BOG is better than Heady. (sorry to interject a serious comment)

Ahahahahahahh
Whew ah oh

Ahahahahahahahha.

(Wipes eyes)

Now that was great.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's ok, Adolphus, it's for home brewers. No pros allowed

 

[the_bird]

How the hell did you get an infection? I thought all of your batches were brewed with Star-San in place of the sparge water.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's ok, Adolphus, it's for home brewers. No pros allowed

OHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!!

C'mon Paul!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!


LOL.

Where's the azzclown pic... I need to dig that up. Maybe photoshop in "The LSU"

 

[HawksBrewer]

Jared isn't the only one.

Besides... how high did Jared rate all of your IPAs??

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh that's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Wait. Is Jared a butter loving sewer rat? How else would he have tasted it?

 

[Cape Brewing]

How the hell did you get an infection? I thought all of your batches were brewed with Star-San in place of the sparge water.

I get it!!! Cuz I had star-san in my home rig like four years ago!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

I think I'm going to rig the election so FW wins the Masstoberfest Cup..

The more I think about that the better I like the idea.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think I'm going to rig the election so FW wins the Masstoberfest Cup..

The more I think about that the better I like the idea.

Who the hell is FW?

 

[paulthenurse]

Your partner in that little economic disaster of yours, ya retard.

 

[paulthenurse]

Wow!! How f'ing full of yourself do you have to be to forget who your partners are? Wow! That's an impressive bit of self aggrandizement, even for you

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your partner in that little economic disaster of yours, ya retard.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) your definition of economic disaster obviously needs a little work
2) yeah... like he's showing up at your place
3) and most importantly... W... T.... F... does rigging it so he would win accomplish?

Paul: "HA!!! HAHA Cape!!! FW won!!!"

me: (blank confused look not understanding how that is a prank)

me: "If you tried to take a sht and chew gum you'd fall off the toilet"

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think I'm going to rig the election so FW wins the Masstoberfest Cup..

The more I think about that the better I like the idea.

YEAH!!! Well!!!

I'm going bring a cardboard cut out of a small dog.

HA!

The more I think about that diabolical plan, the more I like it.

 

[Melana]

Come on guys are we going to get the dog involved?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's all fun and games until someone gets Donkey Punched.

 

[nhwrecker]

I'd like to contribute because I'm bored as hell at work right now, but I have no idea WTF most of this conversation is about. I'm still back at the LSU reference....and I can't imagine a bunch of Massholes referring to Looweesyana State.

Maybe they'll have a cross-reference chart at Masstoberfest that can help clue me in.

Nah, maybe it's better to just keep going through life clueless.

 

[paulthenurse]

No. We should leave the dog out of it.



Btw, what dog?

 

[Melana]

I thought the little dog running about belonged to Yeager...

come to think of it... has anyone seen Yeager?

 

[paulthenurse]

He got caught within 500 yards of a grammar school and violated his parole. Back inside for 90 days.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'd like to contribute because I'm bored as hell at work right now, but I have no idea WTF most of this conversation is about. I'm still back at the LSU reference....and I can't imagine a bunch of Massholes referring to Looweesyana State.

Maybe they'll have a cross-reference chart at Masstoberfest that can help clue me in.

Nah, maybe it's better to just keep going through life clueless.

Mort.... Lets just say you owned a boat. And then let's say you named it something galactically stupid... Then let's say you try to be super slick and cool by coming up with a little nickname for said boat...

I'll let you piece the puzzle together from there.

 

[bob1852]

Mort.... Lets just say you owned a boat. And then let's say you named it something galactically stupid... Then let's say you try to be super slick and cool by coming up with a little nickname for said boat...

I'll let you piece the puzzle together from there.

Or, just PKU.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why are you even still here!?!

 

[bob1852]

Why are you even still here!?!

Cuz the TR is boring today.

 

[paulthenurse]

This thread is the internets answer to The Jersey Shore. Cape = Snookie.

 

[Cape Brewing]

This thread is the internets answer to The Jersey Shore. Cape = Snookie.

PTN = 12 Snookies

 

[HawksBrewer]

PTN = 12 Snookies

How many snuggies would it take to cover 12 snookies, aka PTN?

 

[Cape Brewing]

How many snuggies would it take to cover 12 snookies, aka PTN?

All of them

 

[yeager1977]

I thought the little dog running about belonged to Yeager... come to think of it... has anyone seen Yeager?

I'm alive. And just don't want to reply here....

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I'm alive. And just don't want to reply here....

you just did. pku

 

[nhwrecker]

Looks like this wasn't the first time that B.I. had to dump some beer. I think it's just the first time we've heard about it.......

 

[the_bird]

^^ Weird is that wasn't even prohibition; those guys are from the Norton Board of Health.