The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

You forgot the bad breath.

Two words, "the LSU"

 

[the_bird]

Well, they're both old, short, and balding.

The Pope can't brew an IPA, either.

 

[HawksBrewer]

The Pope can't brew an IPA, either.

Hi Mr. Nail. Say hello to your new friend, the coffin.

 

[paulthenurse]

The Pope can't brew an IPA, either.

Game

Set


Match

 

[bob1852]

The Pope can't brew an IPA, either.

 

[day_trippr]

Wow. Even the mushroom cloud is laughing!

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm voting for Bird in this year's Player Hater's Ball.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Yawn)

 

[bob1852]

I'm making an IPA this afternoon. Do I put the stick of butter in the mash, boil, or conical?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey my IPA has a 4.04 rating outta 5 on beeradvocate.... What's yours rated ??

Ohhhh. That's riiiiiight.

 

[Melana]

How does one get a 4.04 rating?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Hey my IPA has a 4.04 rating outta 5 on beeradvocate.... What's yours rated ??

Ohhhh. That's riiiiiight.

jared dosent count. he would give fermented toes a 4 out of 5

 

[Cape Brewing]

How does one get a 4.04 rating?

ehhh... an average of the ratings.

 

[Cape Brewing]

jared dosent count. he would give fermented toes a 4 out of 5

Jared isn't the only one.

Besides... how high did Jared rate all of your IPAs??

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh that's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

 

[paulthenurse]

How does one get a 4.04 rating?

Get you wife, mother and third cousin to copy and paste a part of the email you sent them onto a form.

 

[Melana]

is the 0.04 important... can't they just round appropriately?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Get you wife, mother and third cousin to copy and paste a part of the email you sent them onto a form.

your jealousy is beginning to wear thin

 

[Cape Brewing]

is the 0.04 important... can't they just round appropriately?

Yes. And no.

 

[Melana]

Cape - John wanted to get more Bog IPA because he insists that the BOG is better than Heady. (sorry to interject a serious comment)

 

[bob1852]

Hey my IPA has a 4.04 rating outta 5 on beeradvocate.... What's yours rated ??

Ohhhh. That's riiiiiight.

43/50 by a pro brewer at a BJCP comp last year...

Or, 4.3 outta 5.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape - John wanted to get more Bog IPA because he insists that the BOG is better than Heady. (sorry to interject a serious comment)

New.... signature....

 

[Cape Brewing]

43/50 by a pro brewer at a BJCP comp last year...

Or, 4.3 outta 5.

awwwwwwwwww... dats so adorrrrrrable... your widdle beer did sooooooo gooood..

YAY FOR AZ!!!!

C'mon!!! Everyone!!! Clap for Az!!!!

YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

 

[the_bird]

... if it's such a nice beer, why are you afraid to bring some to Masstoberfest?

 

[bob1852]

... if it's such a nice beer, why are you afraid to bring some to Masstoberfest?

Surely someone will bring popcorn, cape can bring the butter.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape - John wanted to get more Bog IPA because he insists that the BOG is better than Heady. (sorry to interject a serious comment)

We have a batch coming ready right after the weekend... a non-butter-bomb version.


We think the last batch was a brite tank issue. It was only the second time using it and we think it didn't get 100% sanitized right when we racked that Stinger to it and it pulled a pedio bug or somethin'. That sucka is soaking in an ocean of star-san right now and we've tasted all of the other fermenters and there's no problem any where else.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Cape - John wanted to get more Bog IPA because he insists that the BOG is better than Heady. (sorry to interject a serious comment)

^I'm surprised this post didn't bring down the internet.

 

[Cape Brewing]

... if it's such a nice beer, why are you afraid to bring some to Masstoberfest?

WhoTF said I was "afraid" to bring some to Masstoberfest?

1) I don't go to Masstoberfest. I can walk into any 7-11 and buy beef jerky. I don't need to travel all the way to Paul's to get a pork version.
2) I'll be working... at the brewery. That's my life on Saturday's now (I'm assuming Masstoberfest is a Sat).
3) We run out of beer constantly by selling out... I couldn't get a keg for my own big pig roast and... you bozos think I'm going to show up with a FREE keg... to Paul's??? BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! That's awesome!!!!!!!

You guys... you guys are too much, I'm tellin' ya.

 

[paulthenurse]

John is so farkin' talk that there isn't much oxygen up where he's at. That explains a lot.

 

[bob1852]

we think it didn't get 100% sanitized

Nice QA/QC, pro.