The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[j1laskey]

Ha! I am hoping for Tebow to butt fumble tonight at this cluster-f is finally over with

 

[paulthenurse]

Right after the schweet baby Jeebus told me about the Duchess of York's coochie he told me how much he hates that fuarktard:

"Seriously ... The dip**** gets in the fast lane on the Expressway during rush hour and somehow it's because of me? Really?

"Yo, Timmy!!! If I could fix a traffic jam so someone could go 55 why would I waste that on your kneeling ass? It here are only do many miracles in the miracle bank.@

 

[j1laskey]

I know I am only a lowly homebrewer in this thread with such celebs as Cape and Yeager ....but I just tossed the boomerang into the night of redeeming

 

[paulthenurse]

You made a Stealy Stout?

 

[j1laskey]

It's a Dubble.

 

[paulthenurse]

Schweet

 

[paulthenurse]

I gotta get a breathalyzer for my keyboard so I don't keep posting my drunken, psychotic ranting and ravings.

 

[day_trippr]

Aw, the thread would wither and die without the constant stream of....um....

On a totally different note, I pity the boat owning fool who didn't load up his boat with homebrews, cruise down the Charles out into the hahbah, putt out to Spectacle for some swimmin', then scoot up Fort Point Channel and hit the 'Crab for fried shellfish before doing the lazy putt back up the Charles while finishing off the 'brews.

It was an awesome day...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't know which is sadder; that you were trying to say something nice about my psychotic ranting and ravings or that I recognized that you were trying to say something nice about them and was touched by your 'kindness.'

 

[DakotaRules]

I don't know which is sadder; that you were trying to say something nice about my psychotic ranting and ravings or that I recognized that you were trying to say something nice about them and was touched by your 'kindness.'

Sad I wasn't invited...

 

[Cape Brewing]

There wasn't room for your mom on the boat... and he knows how you like to bring her to things

 

[day_trippr]

Yes, the phrase "We're gonna need a bigger boat" comes to mind.

Sorry, PTN. It was either you or 40 gallons of fuel...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

More like 30 but I understand. It's all about the trim.

 

[day_trippr]

Unlike your buds, I'm just playin' here You'd be welcome on board any time, but after seeing you're new toy there's no doubt you'd be slumming.

Aaaanyway, has there been a more spectacular weekend weather-wise in a year? Jeeze, even though I've been skiing for nearly 60 years I think I'd still take this every day...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

We're headed to the Cape (the other one, the real one) tomorrow. Spending tomorrow night anchored offshore watching the meteor shower then diving the wreck of the Port Hunter on Tuesday. Ill head down to Cuttyhunk after and anchor in the harbor. Ya baby!

 

[paulthenurse]

$200 in gas don't go as far as it used to.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

$200 in gas don't go as far as it used to.

stuck halfway to the cape?

 

[Cape Brewing]

$200 in gas don't go as far as it used to.

Well sht... the damn boat is probably only supposed to run with a 18 inch draft... but when you step on the thing drops to a 6 foot draft... that CAN'T help on gas milage.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Yeeeeah... this is the Captain speaking. We're tying up now and folks will have about two hours to go ashore for some site-seeing. One quick reminder... I need to ask Mr. TheNurse, NOT to run to the port side railings any longer and please, PLEASE, stay towards the center of the ship. Thank you".

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Oh look folks... a large pack of seal lions are swimming just off the port side... Whoa... WHOA!!!! WHOAAAA!!! PAUL!!!! STOP!!! STOP PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!"

 

[the_bird]

Huh, that's odd. I know that Yeager goes to Europe occasionally for work, but I didn't know he spent any time in Sweden.

 

[Cape Brewing]

.... can't you just picture him with the snorkel and mask???

"Whaaaaaat??? It was the fish!!! I SWEAR!!!!"

 

[DakotaRules]

Huh, that's odd. I know that Yeager goes to Europe occasionally for work, but I didn't know he spent any time in Sweden.

Where do you find this stuff!!!

What's funny is I had to give my Paku up because it out grew my tank. It always ate every fish I put in that damn tank. It would also crash into the ends of the tank, I thought one day ill come home to a broken tank and a very pissed off wife.

The fish eats tree nuts so I don't find it too odd that some guy had his nuts bitten off by one. They have huge teeth!

 

[HawksBrewer]

What's funny is I had to give my Paku up because it out grew my tank.

The fish eats tree nuts so I don't find it too odd that some guy had his nuts bitten off by one. They have huge teeth!

Does it also eat peanut butter? Cause that would explain a lot.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Dakota... how come your family crest has three ghosts playing the cymbals on it?

 

[DakotaRules]

Hey Dakota... how come your family crest has three ghosts playing the cymbals on it?

Love it! And something in French. Damn foreign ghosts.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Hey Dakota... how come your family crest has three ghosts playing the cymbals on it?

The artist misunderstood. He wanted three goats, not ghosts.

 

[nhwrecker]

Ghosts? I always thought they were three lost sperm with big balls.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ghosts? I always thought they were three lost sperm with big balls.

You've obviously forgotten that its Dakota's family crest.

 

[paulthenurse]

What a fantastic week for vacation! Too bad my liver is having such a tough time, cause the rest of me is having a ball.