The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bob1852]

WTF are you talking about??

What is, "things we say after ever PTN post?"

 

[Cape Brewing]

What is, "things we say after ever PTN post?"

That's good for $200. Choose the next square Az.

 

[bob1852]

That's good for $200. Choose the next square Az.

I'll take "How to screw up a perfectly good U1 during future batches" for $400, please.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Too many of these will leave you feeling "bitter" and even the Easter Bunny didn't have as many of them.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

33 West Main St. Unit F
Norton, MA 02677

Get there early before the amateurs show up.

This is actually really close to where I live. I'm over by the Norton Reservoir.

 

[DakotaRules]

This is actually really close to where I live. I'm over by the Norton Reservoir.

Great, stay there.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

This is actually really close to where I live. I'm over by the Norton Reservoir.

they gave you the wrong address, its actually 100 arnold palmer dr norton, ma. just bring the chips to the 14th green. they usually cant find us there

 

[paulthenurse]

This is actually really close to where I live. I'm over by the Norton Reservoir.

Great. Another one from fukcing Norton. WTF? Is there some sort of HOA requirement that you have to be a home brewer with an abrasive personality to live over in Hooterville?

 

[paulthenurse]

Great, stay there.

Thats good for two points for Dakota. Nicely played.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Great, stay there.

No chips for you then.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

No chips for you then.

thats alright, he dosent need them...

 

[paulthenurse]

You gotta go three and a quarter and you're telling somebody to stay away from the potato chips? Are you sheeting me?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hold on... Lemme go back an grab my whole Pot and Kettle quote from a page or two back.

 

[paulthenurse]

I didn't say I wasn't pleasantly plump, I'm just surprised that someone who's on a first name basis with the staff at the All You Can Eat Buffet is recommending Dakota avoid the chips.


Even if it IS good advice. Lets face it, Mike, you're pants are getting a little tight. Just sayin'.

 

[the_bird]

That's what I love about you all ****ers; relative to you, I'm svelte.

 

[paulthenurse]

No you're not.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

hey, ive lost 25 pounds in the last 3 months

 

[paulthenurse]

Turn around, I think they've been found.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

nope, your not standing behind me. whew

 

[yeager1977]

hey, ive lost 25 pounds in the last 3 months

That's like me taking a sh!t relative to size

 

[paulthenurse]

You uptight little twit, you haven't taken a suit since the Bush administration.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You uptight little twit, you haven't taken a suit since the Bush administration.

Not true from what I have heard... He's allowed one a week.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You're right. You and Yeager, both living in Norton. Norton, that hotbed of commerce and venture capital. Both starting up a brewery within months of each other, sheet, practically within sight of each other. Your selling your training wheels to him. You two mocking each other regularly,

Nope. None of that's chuckle worthy

Det er ikke vandet det er blåbær.

I figured Yeag's would be going for something Cantillon-like?

 

[paulthenurse]

Being allowed one and taking one are not quite the same thing, Not even close. By right, law and custom he's 'ALLOWED' to put the spurs to his wife from time to time.

'Nuff said.

 

[paulthenurse]

Det er ikke vandet det er blåbær.

I figured Yeag's would be going for something Cantillon-like?

I'm fluent in English, German and ****faced. You lost me.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I was referencing the Cantillon blåbær/Blueberry Lambic. It's Danish for "It's not the water it's the blueberries"

 

[bob1852]

Yeager is Danish?

 

[paulthenurse]

I was referencing the Cantillon blåbær/Blueberry Lambic. It's Danish for "It's not the water it's the blueberries"

No. He's a pedophile. Similar but way different.

 

[j1laskey]

It's TIm Tebow time boys

 

[paulthenurse]

Tim Tebow, ARod and the Perseid meteor shower. The stars are aligned. You may well drive into a black hole steering by them tonight but they ARE aligned.