The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Holy crap!! There was almost half a second there where someone cared

 

[the_bird]

You cared enough to waste ten seconds writing a response...

 

[Cape Brewing]

not really

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Cape,

What are the big plans for Labor Day weekend and the Bog? Have you hired an appropriate waitstaff finally. I'm very interested. I need a good place for free parking for the golf tournament.

 

[Melana]

Bird - aren't you camping somewhere?

 

[the_bird]

I was, now I'm home. Just took the kids for a couple of days, then the_Wife took the kids to her mom's for the rest of the week. So, I've got the house to myself and about eight thousand projects to work on, uninterrupted.

 

[nhwrecker]

Bird,
your wife just called. She's coming home early to spend more time with you, and she's bringing all the kids friends home for a three day sleepover.

 

[Melana]

I was, now I'm home. Just took the kids for a couple of days, then the_Wife took the kids to her mom's for the rest of the week. So, I've got the house to myself and about eight thousand projects to work on, uninterrupted.

Try not to have any fun while the_wife is away... stay away from anything fun - you know.. painting, fixing stuff, brewing, etc.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape,

What are the big plans for Labor Day weekend and the Bog? Have you hired an appropriate waitstaff finally. I'm very interested. I need a good place for free parking for the golf tournament.

No idea... That's far away. We're just trying to figure out the next 24 hours.

I dunno how parking at The Bog helps you. Yeah its free but that's a helluva walk.

 

[paulthenurse]

I need a drink. Preferably a wicked strong one.

 

[bob1852]

I need a drink. Preferably a wicked strong one.

How 'bout a 19% oxidized barley bourbon?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pku

 

[Melana]

Crickets?

 

[HawksBrewer]

Crickets?

No, cicadas.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

look at the top 10 beers worldwide...where is bog iron?

http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/big-data-download/top-10-beers-worldwide-181808114.html

 

[Melana]

look at the top 10 beers worldwide...where is bog iron?

http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/big-data-download/top-10-beers-worldwide-181808114.html

In the bog?

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya know, it's not fair to chide Cape because The Bog Water isn't amount the "Top Ten Beers in the World." That's hardly fair. The Bog has only been in existence for a short while and could hardly be expected to generate that much of a following. C'mon. Lets be fair.

Given that, it's pretty horrifying that Michelob Ultra Lime Cactus was judged a better beer than the Bog Water.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't see Hill Farmstead on there either so I won't lose much sleep.

 

[yeager1977]

Ya know, it's not fair to chide Cape because The Bog Water isn't amount the "Top Ten Beers in the World." That's hardly fair. The Bog has only been in existence for a short while and could hardly be expected to generate that much of a following. C'mon. Lets be fair. Given that, it's pretty horrifying that Michelob Ultra Lime Cactus was judged a better beer than the Bog Water.

It's horrifying but accurate....

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Cactus is the new Oxyclean.

 

[Melana]

I don't think that I would want to see the bog on the list that admits the beer it reviewed is no good.

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't think that I would want to see the bog on the list that admits the beer it reviewed is no good.

Responding to Melana's post would be the ball busting equivalent of shooting fish in a barrel.

The Bog Water... List of bad beers...

Too easy. WAY too easy..

 

[Melana]

Hey, someone has to catch those fish and put them in that barrel.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Responding to Melana's post would be the ball busting equivalent of shooting fish in a barrel.

The Bog Water... List of bad beers...

Too easy. WAY too easy..

Hey Paul.... How's that group grape buy goin??

 

[paulthenurse]

Huh?

 

[DakotaRules]

Malenas been protecting you in your other thread where you took a barrel of wine from a bunch of strangers and never gave them a share.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Seriously, what is the deal with Bog Iron Brewing? What's so damn good about your beer that I should pull over and buy a bomber? I must drive by 5 times a day. Just local curiosity, trying to be neighborly and ****.

 

[paulthenurse]

Malenas been protecting you in your other thread where you took a barrel of wine from a bunch of strangers and never gave them a share.

I would have but I drank it all.

 

[Melana]

Malenas been protecting you in your other thread where you took a barrel of wine from a bunch of strangers and never gave them a share.

Of course, Paul is my friend!

 

[the_bird]

I would have but I drank it all.

After this long, I figured you'd just be drizzling it over a salad.