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Dear Registry of Great Names For A Rock Band,
I do hereby submit "Canine Flatulence".
Sincerely
Easily Amused
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Dear Registry of Great Names For A Rock Band,
I do hereby submit "Canine Flatulence".
Sincerely
Easily Amused
Dear Easily Amused
Thank you for your kind submission. It is our pleasure to announce that you are the 250th person to submit "Canine Flatulence" and the proposed name has now crossed the threshold to be assigned to the next unoriginal, bass-thumping, poorly syncopated grunge band to emerge from the darkened recesses of the Seattle Starbucks scene.
Yours in melodious gratitude,
Tiber Flumen Pollutum (Honorary Chaircat of the Registry of Great Names For A Rock Band)
Dear Honorary Chaircat:
It may interest you to learn that, here in Big Sky Country, there is a Tiber Flumen which, fortunately, has yet to be subjected to significant pollutum.
Sincerely,
grampamark
It may interest you to learn that, here in Big Sky Country, there is a Tiber Flumen which, fortunately, has yet to be subjected to significant pollutum.
Sincerely,
grampamark
Dear Hot Hands Hand Warmers in my Slippers,
You are the SHIZNIT. Activated you at 6am and right now at 5:30pm my feet are still toasty warm after being in a chilly garage all day.
Sincerely, sometimes the cheap things REALLY work
You are the SHIZNIT. Activated you at 6am and right now at 5:30pm my feet are still toasty warm after being in a chilly garage all day.
Sincerely, sometimes the cheap things REALLY work
Dear people In Cold Climates,
here in AZ it was like 70f outside today on 12-9-22....
Sincerely,
guy glad i don't need that silly electric blanket anymore!
here in AZ it was like 70f outside today on 12-9-22....
Sincerely,
guy glad i don't need that silly electric blanket anymore!
We don't all have the marshals ready to move us to some warm, inconspicuous place.
Dear Thread Regulars,
Sorry, I forgot to put a few posts in the typical format. I think we all know that in this situation we should all blame Bracc.
Sincerely,
Kent88
P.S. #BlameBracc
Sorry, I forgot to put a few posts in the typical format. I think we all know that in this situation we should all blame Bracc.
Sincerely,
Kent88
P.S. #BlameBracc
Dear Kent,
go ahead give me your hate!
Sincerely,
every rap song that says how you like me now! drinking some homebrew not feeling like i'm lit on fire!
go ahead give me your hate!
Sincerely,
every rap song that says how you like me now! drinking some homebrew not feeling like i'm lit on fire!
How I imagine Canada started:
Dear everyone who just can't handle temperatures below 40°F,
No, it's ok, we'll take the cold place up north here. You weren't going to use it anyway.
Sincerely,
Canadians
Dear everyone who just can't handle temperatures below 40°F,
No, it's ok, we'll take the cold place up north here. You weren't going to use it anyway.
Sincerely,
Canadians
Dear Canadians,
The above was a blatant ripoff from a video made by some of your finest internet sketch comedians.
Sorry, I just really loved the joke and I'm terrible at coming up with my own material.
Sincerely,
The above was a blatant ripoff from a video made by some of your finest internet sketch comedians.
Sorry, I just really loved the joke and I'm terrible at coming up with my own material.
Sincerely,
Dear brand new 3-roller grain mill,
Thank you for not shredding yourself into many pieces yesterday when a nut vibrated off the hopper and stopped you in a dramatic fashion.
Sincerely, just brewed what should be a fairly good batch of the house Citra/Sabro IPA
Thank you for not shredding yourself into many pieces yesterday when a nut vibrated off the hopper and stopped you in a dramatic fashion.
Sincerely, just brewed what should be a fairly good batch of the house Citra/Sabro IPA
i'm trying to make a joke, but were you holding a drill when that happened?
Yes...yes I was. Haven't gotten around to building the new stand yet. My own stupid fault for not using the bit driver to make sure all of the nuts were tight. Yes, many jokes can be had from this post, I am aware.
Dear seatazz,
i was actually concerened you didn't break your wrist!
Sincereley,
Bracc
Dear Bracc,
Yep I let go of it in time, didn't even break a nail. Fast reactions for an old gal.
Sincerely,
55 years old and only broken bone has been my toe in 8th grade. *KNOCK WOOD*
Dear seatazz,
About the same here, just a boken knuckle when i was like 10. damn thing smarted for months! never even found out it was bust until it was almost totally healed....
Sincereley,
Someone who learned not to punch kids in the forehead the hard way!
About the same here, just a boken knuckle when i was like 10. damn thing smarted for months! never even found out it was bust until it was almost totally healed....
Sincereley,
Someone who learned not to punch kids in the forehead the hard way!
Dear Santa,
I am glad that you have received all the requests from my small troop of young children, but do you have to charge my Amazon account.
What happened to the Elves, and how did this work before Amazon and the internet?
Sincerely,
Bah hum-bug.
I am glad that you have received all the requests from my small troop of young children, but do you have to charge my Amazon account.
What happened to the Elves, and how did this work before Amazon and the internet?
Sincerely,
Bah hum-bug.
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Dear Karma/Fate
Please disregard post #2458, she was neither tempting nor taunting you.
Sincerely
Just Stubbed Toe On Keezer
Please disregard post #2458, she was neither tempting nor taunting you.
Sincerely
Just Stubbed Toe On Keezer
Dear "Just stubbed toe on keezer",
It's only serious if it becomes an uncontrolable reflex....
Sincerely,
Shadow Lord of the deep....
It's only serious if it becomes an uncontrolable reflex....
Sincerely,
Shadow Lord of the deep....
Dear Registry of Great Names For A Rock Band,
Was just about to name my band "Canine Flatulence". Upon seeing your decision, decided to just go with "Dog Farts".
Sincerely,
Also Easily Amused
Dear Registry of Great Names For A Rock Band,
I submit the name "flock of undead seagulls" for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Also rather easily amused
I submit the name "flock of undead seagulls" for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Also rather easily amused
Dear Kent,
Sincerely,
someone who thinks you should let mom, and dad name your dream rock band! lol
edit or buy you your first bicycle.....
Sincerely,
someone who thinks you should let mom, and dad name your dream rock band! lol
edit or buy you your first bicycle.....
Dear Also rather easily amused,
Is that really the band you want to resurrect?
Sincerely,
Why?
Dear Also Easily Amused
It is a somewhat onerous policy imposed on the Registry by the Honorary Chaircat that multi-syllable names that invoke a gratuitous and inaccurate impression that the band is in some way or form intellectual be reserved for either British prog rock, new wave or ska bands, and the aforementioned Seattle coffee shop grunge bands.
Dog Farts obviously does not fall into this category and the Registry approves the usage thereof.
Sincerely,
Sicut Puer Odore Manes (Unpaid Intern to the Honorary Deputy Chairdog of the Registry of Great Names For A Rock Band)
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Dear Also rather easily amused
The Registry of Great Names For A Rock Band regrets to inform you that the proposed name was allocated to Mr Michael Score in 2018 following the announcement of the third reunion attempt. While he did politely decline, it remains allocated.
Sincerely,
Tumultum Adduxit Tempus (Secretary-General of the Registry of Great Names For A Rock Band)
Dear why,
I guess I should've googled that before I said anything. Apparently I'm one word off from a band that actually existed.
Sincerely,
Feelin' foolish
Dear seatazzz,
I appreciate the help, but most of my earliest memories are in the 90s, and it looks like this group was big in the late '70s and '80s. I didn't pay attention to their particular genre for years, and I've never been great at pairing a song with the musician unless I'm a really big fan of them.
Sincerely,
Dear Various Chaircats/Dogs/Supreme Mugwumps,
Your blatant (my word of the day) use of Latin is causing some of us to have flashbacks to Catholic school in 4th grade.
Sincerely,
Superstes Canis Inflatus Aeturnum (Survivor of Dog Farts Forever) {which would also be a great name for a rock band}
Your blatant (my word of the day) use of Latin is causing some of us to have flashbacks to Catholic school in 4th grade.
Sincerely,
Superstes Canis Inflatus Aeturnum (Survivor of Dog Farts Forever) {which would also be a great name for a rock band}
Dear Survivor:
Perhaps "Death By Dog Farts" would be the better choice...
Regards to the Full Moon
Perhaps "Death By Dog Farts" would be the better choice...
Regards to the Full Moon
Dear Darling Spouse,
I cherish every day with you, but when you heck up my schedule with a text asking us to swap some winter stuff for some summer stuff in our storage unit, then get testy with me when I figure I'll finish transplanting a hop, then reveal you have a migraine but still insist that we plant veggies in the garden, then get downright cross with me because I didn't know that either of those things were happening this afternoon until you said so and I'm trying to hurry up and get started on transplanting my next hop before I get back to what I had actually planned for the evening, well that all can really strike a nerve with me. Now I ended up cleaning up and doing laundry hours later than I wanted to, falling asleep in my chair, waking up at two in the morning, and since both you and your mini-me are sleeping in the same room as the laundry drying rack I had to quietly sort and hang up laundry in the dark so my mini-me has clean clothes to wear to school tomorrow and clothes will be dry for when we pack up to go see my family this weekend.
Sincerely,
Didn't even have supper
I cherish every day with you, but when you heck up my schedule with a text asking us to swap some winter stuff for some summer stuff in our storage unit, then get testy with me when I figure I'll finish transplanting a hop, then reveal you have a migraine but still insist that we plant veggies in the garden, then get downright cross with me because I didn't know that either of those things were happening this afternoon until you said so and I'm trying to hurry up and get started on transplanting my next hop before I get back to what I had actually planned for the evening, well that all can really strike a nerve with me. Now I ended up cleaning up and doing laundry hours later than I wanted to, falling asleep in my chair, waking up at two in the morning, and since both you and your mini-me are sleeping in the same room as the laundry drying rack I had to quietly sort and hang up laundry in the dark so my mini-me has clean clothes to wear to school tomorrow and clothes will be dry for when we pack up to go see my family this weekend.
Sincerely,
Didn't even have supper
Dear me at 3am,
Put your phone down. Get something calm going on Amazon music. You'll live.
Sincerely,
Me after 9am
Put your phone down. Get something calm going on Amazon music. You'll live.
Sincerely,
Me after 9am
Dear Marketing People,
You all ok over there? Beause I just saw the weirdest, slightly NSFW commercial, and I'm even more concerned now.
Sincerely,
Not a new Viator customer
You all ok over there? Beause I just saw the weirdest, slightly NSFW commercial, and I'm even more concerned now.
Sincerely,
Not a new Viator customer
