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Telobeers
Telobeers Size Can Change Your Evening Enjoyment.
Inside all your fridges, at the back of the shelf are bottles/cans with protective caps called telobeers. They disappear as the night ages. But can also change with variations in your drinking habits, both good and bad.
Monitor The Capacity Of Your Fridges
You should know that there are steps you can take to help slow down the clock on the beer drinking process. But if you don't measure it, you can't manage it.
In The News
"Unusually small telobeers number may be a sign of sobriety, and Dr. Cockburn, who shared first place in the 2009 World Beer Cup, in brewing, drinking and for his work on telobeers (TEEL‑o‑beers), thinks measuring them could give friends and house guests a chance to intervene early and maybe even prevent your sobriety." - Major Peters - Beer Advocates International
How to measure your Telobeers.
You need to know how long you plan to drink divided how many beers you have to drink divided by how many people are drinking.
A big number is good. Higher the better. 1 is bad.
12 pack of beer
4 hours to drink
2 people drinking
= 12/4 / 2
= 1.5
The minimum recommended is 2.
48 Beers
4 Hours to drink
6 people drinking
= 48/4 / 6
= 2
The optimum is 6. There's really no upper limit.
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This is a spoof on Teloyears and Telomeres....
Telobeers Size Can Change Your Evening Enjoyment.
Inside all your fridges, at the back of the shelf are bottles/cans with protective caps called telobeers. They disappear as the night ages. But can also change with variations in your drinking habits, both good and bad.
Monitor The Capacity Of Your Fridges
You should know that there are steps you can take to help slow down the clock on the beer drinking process. But if you don't measure it, you can't manage it.
In The News
"Unusually small telobeers number may be a sign of sobriety, and Dr. Cockburn, who shared first place in the 2009 World Beer Cup, in brewing, drinking and for his work on telobeers (TEEL‑o‑beers), thinks measuring them could give friends and house guests a chance to intervene early and maybe even prevent your sobriety." - Major Peters - Beer Advocates International
How to measure your Telobeers.
You need to know how long you plan to drink divided how many beers you have to drink divided by how many people are drinking.
A big number is good. Higher the better. 1 is bad.
12 pack of beer
4 hours to drink
2 people drinking
= 12/4 / 2
= 1.5
The minimum recommended is 2.
48 Beers
4 Hours to drink
6 people drinking
= 48/4 / 6
= 2
The optimum is 6. There's really no upper limit.
Free Telobeers Calculator - Powered by Google.
What's Your Telobeers Number?
Try our Free Telobeers Calculator - Powered by Google.
This is a spoof on Teloyears and Telomeres....
