Swmbo

[Hang Glider]

I doubt many of us actually have to "obey" their significant other - it's just a play on the stereotype. I certainly don't - but I enjoy the humor.

She Whips Me By Order

 

[beerkrump]

She Who Manages Budget = Obeyed

 

[Homercidal]

I doubt many of us actually have to "obey" their significant other - it's just a play on the stereotype. I certainly don't - but I enjoy the humor.

She Whips Me By Order

We're just picking up the classic steroetype. Relax. That humour pervades our society.

I'm getting it 3 times a week avg, which isn't too bad for a guy married 17 years? Enjoy the good life while you can. You would be the rare man who works out a serious relationship and continues to get it on a very regular basis. Good luck to you.

And now for something completely the same:

Sex-starved White Male Begs Often! (or Beats Off, as the case may be...)

 

[jerryodom]

Not saying this is my wife.(in case she's reading) But for HERMS:

He'll Eternally Regret Marrying SWMBO

 

[Revvy]

Not saying this is my wife.(in case she's reading) But for HERMS:

He'll Eternally Regret Marrying SWMBO

There has to be some award for this one!!!

Since this is a brew board...

 

[Dwain]

If you're trying to joke about it, it's obviously true for you. It's your wife or girlfriend, not your mom. I will never be in a relationship like that.

.......Depending on where your from.....

 

[Yooper]

Haha, actually, no. Life is good. I have a smoking hot girlfriend of 8 months, and she loves sex and good beer. We do it about 5 times a week. If anyone isn't getting laid it's obviously you all. I still fail to see anything funny about SWMBO. I don't think a relationship should be like that for either person. My girlfriend is awesome. We don't have to ask each other for permission to do things. It's sad you all joke about that. If you're trying to joke about it, it's obviously true for you. It's your wife or girlfriend, not your mom. I will never be in a relationship like that. The one I have now is perfect. You all seem to be happy being whipped, so I will leave you be. Have fun.

Well, since you've been in a relationship for 8 whole months in a row, you're obviously an expert so I'll refrain from mentioning my marital history.

Let me say this- no one "obeys" anybody in my marriage. But, the old saying from an old country song is pretty true. You know- "if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy"? Tongue in check, of course. But, really if a partner ain't happy- ain't nobody happy in that relationship!

She Who May Bend Over

 

[ohiobrewtus]

She Who May Bend Over

Ya know, out of all of the goofy SWMBO meanings that have been made up here over the years, I think this one may just be the best. :rockin:

 

[Eastside Brewer]

She Who May Bend Over

I am a newbie here but Damm, I am blushing!!!!

 

[EvilTOJ]

I hardly think 2.5 years is considered 'newbie' status Eastside Brewer.

Sorry, Whiners Must Be Ornery

*looks at his own reg date*

N00b!

 

[Zen_Brew]

Slutty Women Make Boys Orgasm

 

[beerkrump]

Simply Wonderful Masturbation Begets Orgasm

 

[HoppyDaze]

Super Wedgie Mashed Between Ovaries

My word, that is indecent.

 

[Homercidal]

Stuffed With Meat By Orfy

 

[Eastside Brewer]

I hardly think 2.5 years is considered 'newbie' status Eastside Brewer.

Sorry, Whiners Must Be Ornery

*looks at his own reg date*

N00b!

Looking at the number of posts that many have around here, I definitely am a Noob in comparison. Not trying to misspeak, just making a harmless comment.

Eastside

 

[SisterThelonious]

She Who Must Beat Odaniel

He Earned Really Mean Spankings!

 

[homebrewer_99]

Oh, yes! Wanna ask about HERMS?

HER Mood Swings...

 

[JoshuaWhite5522]

Surely We Must Brew Often

He Expects Rapid Marital Seperation

 

[Joos]

Sh!t Was My Beer Overthere
His Ejaculation Ruined My Sheets


I shouldn't be this buzzed right now.#1 was a real question.

 

[Joos]

Stuffed With Meat By Orfy

HAHAHAHA I think we have a winner!