SWMBO being COMPLETELY unreasonable

[Lushife]

Wow, I saw the whip on that one. Usually you just hear it.

As I've said, I'm single so no OWMBO in my life. :rockin::rockin:

I'm single too but I guess my swmbo's would be my daughter and my mother.

 

[BobbiLynn]

Okay, hubby just told me that the machine doesn't make oxygen, it makes hydrogen, using oxygen, He said the more appropriate word for it is electrolysis machine, now I am so confused.... But why don't you use that to clean your bones?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Wow, I saw the whip on that one. Usually you just hear it.

As I've said, I'm single so no OWMBO in my life. :rockin::rockin:

no whip here, fro fluff. I leave that to Faster *****cat. get yought eyes checked. hahaha!

 

[Lushife]

Okay, hubby just told me that machine does make oxygen, it makes hydrogen, using oxygen, He said the more appropriate word for it is electrolysis machine, now I am so confused....

I think I might actually know what your talking about

 

[Lushife]

Okay, hubby just told me that machine does make oxygen, it makes hydrogen, using oxygen, He said the more appropriate word for it is electrolysis machine, now I am so confused....

Wait is your perfect machine thing consuming other threads?

 

[BobbiLynn]

Wait is your perfect machine thing consuming other threads?

Not even the machine I was originally talking about... but trying to introduce my own form of reality?

 

[BobbiLynn]

Wait is your perfect machine thing consuming other threads?

I said does make oxygen, but meant didn't, or in the end, it did, afterall?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

what in the flying fluffy fluff are you whinging on about?!?

 

[BobbiLynn]

I thought we were still talking about how to get the meat off the bones, you know, to make a Halloween decoration and scare the little children? They will think it's awesome!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I thought we were still talking about how to get the meat off the bones, you know, to make a Halloween decoration and scare the little children? They will think it's awesome!

all right then. you shall pass.

 

[Golddiggie]

I thought we were still talking about how to get the meat off the bones, you know, to make a Halloween decoration and scare the little children? They will think it's awesome!

all right then. you shall pass.

Reading BobbiLynn's posts is like watching a train wreck in ultra-slow motion. You know you shouldn't, but you just can't help it. You're just waiting to see how it ends. Either with a bunch of twisted up metal or a huge explosion.

 

[brewguyver]

I get moved every time we remodel. Used to be upstairs. Then I got kicked to the basement. I feel myself being slowly pushed toward the garage. Pretty soon I'll be watching football in a 5x5 storage shed. Hmm.. How big of a flat screen do you think I could get in there?

Ouch - when the SWMBO moved in I let her take over my office to keep her shoes in. Lost the best view in the house and it stung like hell, but I've been able to keep the rest of the man rooms.

Then again, I haven't tried anything with bones in the house (other than beef stock). I found enough of them in the crawl space when I was putting in footings for a new post. Nothing like finding random bones when you're trapped under the basement floor.

And creamy - no man room should have a guest bed in it. You gotta get that thing out of there!

 

[Golddiggie]

Ouch - when the SWMBO moved in I let her take over my office to keep her shoes in. Lost the best view in the house and it stung like hell, but I've been able to keep the rest of the man rooms.

Then again, I haven't tried anything with bones in the house (other than beef stock). I found enough of them in the crawl space when I was putting in footings for a new post. Nothing like finding random bones when you're trapped under the basement floor.

And creamy - no man room should have a guest bed in it. You gotta get that thing out of there!

Or make it man-room worthy.

BTW, brewguyver, she needed your entire office for her SHOES??? WTF?? If it's anything like the size of my office, she should open up a shoe store. Shoes that are worn less than once a month get tossed/sold at a yard sale. Unless they have benefits to YOU that is.

 

[maxamuus]

Reading BobbiLynn's posts is like watching a train wreck in ultra-slow motion. You know you shouldn't, but you just can't help it. You're just waiting to see how it ends. Either with a bunch of twisted up metal or a huge explosion.

For me its like watching the spanish channel soap operas. Sometimes i get a slight hint at what i think is going on, but for the most part i am totally lost.

 

[Golddiggie]

For me its like watching the spanish channel soap operas. Sometimes i get a slight hint at what i think is going on, but for the most part i am totally lost.

Or like trying to watch the scrambled channels growing up... You get glimpses every now and then that you might be able to make out, but not much and not for long. The rest is just garbage.

 

[BobbiLynn]

Or like trying to watch the scrambled channels growing up... You get glimpses every now and then that you might be able to make out, but not much and not for long. The rest is just garbage.

Is someone trash talking me and I don't even realize it? Hmmm... okay,,, go on with your bad selves.... Spanish channel? Hmmm.... So I don't make sense most of the time? Hmmmmm... I'll think about that too, but try not to overthink....

 

[maxamuus]

Hmmmmm... I'll think about that too..

While you think about that.....

Think about this....

 

[BobbiLynn]

While you think about that.....

Think about this....

No, they ain't, did you think they would? And how am I the crazy one in all this? Because I'm unreasonable?

 

[Golddiggie]

Is someone trash talking me and I don't even realize it? Hmmm... okay,,, go on with your bad selves.... Spanish channel? Hmmm.... So I don't make sense most of the time? Hmmmmm... I'll think about that too, but try not to overthink....

From the way things seem, that doesn't take too much effort.

 

[BobbiLynn]

From the way things seem, that doesn't take too much effort.

I will be there for that duel, screw what hubby thinks, you ready?

Is this what the OP was talking about?

 

[Golddiggie]

I will be there for that duel, screw what hubby thinks, you ready?

Is this what the OP was talking about?

Damn, that was almost too easy... :cross:

 

[45_70sharps]

I'm single too but I guess my swmbo's would be my daughter and my mother.

Yep, the only female with a say in my life is 40 years younger than me.
My daughter does run the house...... BUT, she is being trained to be a good women when she grows up.
She had her hands on a dead deer at about six months old, by four years old she was wanting to touch the heart, liver, lungs and eye on a dead deer.
She won't be a woman who makes a big deal about bleaching a bone!

She thinks dragging home rusty gold in the form of old cars, shooting something to eat and farting are normal!

Any other woman wants to step foot in here, she's going to have to accept that and understand when I want to spend a few hundred for more beer equipment, buy a new gun, rebuild another car or have a few guys over to empty a keg.

If she doesn't like that, she's not welcome.

 

[Lushife]

Yep, the only female with a say in my life is 40 years younger than me.
My daughter does run the house...... BUT, she is being trained to be a good women when she grows up.
She had her hands on a dead deer at about six months old, by four years old she was wanting to touch the heart, liver, lungs and eye on a dead deer.
She won't be a woman who makes a big deal about bleaching a bone!

She thinks dragging home rusty gold in the form of old cars, shooting something to eat and farting are normal!

Any other woman wants to step foot in here, she's going to have to accept that and understand when I want to spend a few hundred for more beer equipment, buy a new gun, rebuild another car or have a few guys over to empty a keg.

If she doesn't like that, she's not welcome.

My daughter hasn't gone hunting yet but other than that they sound pretty alike.

 

[craigger64]

The other day, SWMBO decides she is going to clean up THE MAN ROOM, and I hear a shriek.

IMHO, your first mistake is referring to her as "SWMBO" :smack:......maybe you should just obey then.

 

[Husher]

I am SOOO making SWMBO read this........so she sees how good she has it!

Great idea! My *Rudies* is hidden in the concrete basement and she has a hard time dealing with power tools and occasional dust.

 

[BobbiLynn]

Just the way one man and one woman could possibly be able to understand each other, all the time, is beyond me. Maybe you can get along most of the time, but all the time? No, won't happen. Life with the opposite sex is about compromise. If you got that, hang onto to it, a precious thing. Would you try to dig a ditch without the proper tool?

 

[BobbiLynn]

I think I might actually know what your talking about

Yes, the thing that gets my pans clean, cleans whatever else too. Maybe if you guys could build something respectable, something your wife has respect for, then you can soak all the bones you want and she won't complain.... don't use her bleach and tupperware.


I like scary Halloween stuff too... it's fun! Ha, ha scaring the little children who dare to come around...

 

[45_70sharps]

IMHO, your first mistake is referring to her as "SWMBO" :smack:......maybe you should just obey then.

The first time I looked up what SWMBO stood for, my initial thought was you must be kidding.

At work you're supposed to do as you're told, but even there due to the nature of my work, I get damn little directions like that and I always do things my way in the end because there is more liability on me then the company for my decisions.

The last time I was in a situation that somebody had to be obeyed was when I was wearing a uniform.

 

[EnjoyGoodBeer]

Sounds like you could have hide it in the oven.

Lmfao! Epic thread.

 

[EnjoyGoodBeer]

While you think about that.....

Think about this....

Omg I just lost it! Actually started to tear from laughing so hard.

The train wreck in super slow motion. Omg thanks for the laugh guys.