Thats hilarious, I'll have to show that to my pops. Hes been cowboyin since he was a kid. He recently lost his cowdog, maybe he needs a pig?
We had a pig when I was young named Hamlet. Hamlet weighed close to 300 pounds, and would come down to the house every morning and beg for cookies and an ear scratch. He didn't herd cows, but he did herd the UPS man pretty well, and got on the school bus one day.
Then, one day Hamlet dissapeared, and a few weeks later our freezer was suddenly filled with pork
hmmmmm.... Hamlet and eggs.
I just about spit out my drink when I saw what the pig was fed for a hard days work. He should get sponsored by Dr Pepper.
I guess they don't feed him Hawaiian pizza.
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