I beg to differ:
... I can think of no higher qualification...at least for me
....And it is very unlikely you would want my "better half" as a mother type parent. Trust me again on that, ...though I suppose if you were actually a bird, (or a cat paradoxicly) , posing as a human on this forum, you might have a chance, otherwise "It ad be a tough row to hoe", as they say.
On the other hand, she got pretty pissed of at the crows when they took out the orial nests this spring.
I like crows, and have tolerated their growing presence around here for a few years. but it seems I've been too leniant with them.
I tried to 'splain then I did not want them going at my fruit trees and veg garden with warning shots from the Benjamin , but alas, if they are as much of a pain next growing season, I may have go to .22 cb caps. But I digress, as I often will from difficult conversations.
But seriously.., my friend B Crow, those telehandler lifted multi ton BIAB fantasies, forget it, I'm a dedicated 3V type brewer.
...And it is only Thursday, but it'll likley be OK