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Looks like wine is getting in on the adjunct game.

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Looks like wine is getting in on the adjunct game.

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Haha, yea heard about that. Honestly it wouldn't have been a bad idea to invest in those guys (if possible) a couple years ago. For $10 wine their red mix isn't bad at all. Not good, but not bad for $10. Wine + coffee = girlfriend blackouts everywhere.
 
We (maybe just me?) drank it at Great Taste last year, tasted like a Hopslam esque beer that was too sweet to be enjoyable.
As well you should, because Double Two Hearted isn't in the least bit enjoyable.

I think I've had it a couple times now. But really I was just playing to the "rather have Two Hearted" meme that us crusties throw at every new IPA.
 
-----Man Whomst've Shat Himself Whilst Pissing, 2018
At least he was in the bathroom....

I sharted twice in 40 minutes last weekend. It was hard to admit initially but I have zero ***** to give. Was not feeling well and thought id let one rip while putting the kids trampoline together. Well, in letting one rip I got more than I bargained for.

Took a break from the trampoline setup as it started to thunderstorm so I lit the grill and started making some chicken. Lifted my leg to fart again and thats when I made mud the second time. Rather than go immediately in the house to clean myself I walked out in the pouring rain, grabbed one of the 12 foot metal safety net poles from the trampoline and held it in the air asking the lord to just end me with a zap of lightening.

After 5 mins of not being smitten, I smelled the chicken on the grill and figured my life still has things to accomplish.
 
At least he was in the bathroom....

I sharted twice in 40 minutes last weekend. It was hard to admit initially but I have zero ***** to give. Was not feeling well and thought id let one rip while putting the kids trampoline together. Well, in letting one rip I got more than I bargained for.

Took a break from the trampoline setup as it started to thunderstorm so I lit the grill and started making some chicken. Lifted my leg to fart again and thats when I made mud the second time. Rather than go immediately in the house to clean myself I walked out in the pouring rain, grabbed one of the 12 foot metal safety net poles from the trampoline and held it in the air asking the lord to just end me with a zap of lightening.

After 5 mins of not being smitten, I smelled the chicken on the grill and figured my life still has things to accomplish.



We need to discuss further because I think we are related, no really.
 
The incessant complaining of people in my local group for anything that gets released that isn't marshmallow/coconut/vanilla/coffee is ******* tiring. Their ideal beer would just be melted ice cream bottled with wax tops.
What I love most about "adjunct bros" is that these same people would 100% bash someone for drinking a wine cooler or flavored malt beverage. Homey, you doin' the exact same thing.

Remember when beer used to taste like beer?
 
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