Random Beer Thoughts

[Beerontwowheels]

Waiting for ‘Accident!’ from Jack’s Abbey. 2019 release, supposedly.

 

[lambandtunaphish]

Waiting for ‘Accident!’ from Jack’s Abbey. 2019 release, supposedly.

*Abby

**2029

 

[Stubs]

My issue is more whose sibling is being made...

Yours brah!

 

[JonathanAmes]

Caught my 11 year old nephew stealing sips of my barleywine last night. Proud moment. #bil

 

[wuntrikpony]

Caught my 11 year old nephew stealing sips of my barleywine last night. Proud moment. #bil

I can only imagine his reaction

 

[BadJustin]

Ok, even by 2017 standards, I am dumbfounded. My hometown area is renowned for "Herkimer Diamonds" which are actually quartz crystals but surprisingly pretty valuable in the gem world. A brewery down there has decided to, yep you guessed it, make a ************* IPA with diamonds in the mash, whirlpool then filtered through them. I literally can't even, for the life of me, figure out why they don't just go and kill themselves.

 

[iamjeff6]

Ok, even by 2017 standards, I am dumbfounded. My hometown area is renowned for "Herkimer Diamonds" which are actually quartz crystals but surprisingly pretty valuable in the gem world. A brewery down there has decided to, yep you guessed it, make a ************* IPA with diamonds in the mash, whirlpool then filtered through them. I literally can't even, for the life of me, figure out why they don't just go and kill themselves.

Because beer needs mythical or spiritual energy!

 

[BadJustin]

Because beer needs mythical or spiritual energy!

The level of stupidity of this is right up there with the shitheads that taped an ipod to a barrel with Wu Tang playing.

 

[iamjeff6]

The level of stupidity of this is right up there with the shitheads that taped an ipod to a barrel with Wu Tang playing.

Come on now, that beer ain’t nothing to **** with

 

[BadJustin]

Come on now, that beer ain’t nothing to **** with

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[boogercrack]

Ok, even by 2017 standards, I am dumbfounded. My hometown area is renowned for "Herkimer Diamonds" which are actually quartz crystals but surprisingly pretty valuable in the gem world. A brewery down there has decided to, yep you guessed it, make a ************* IPA with diamonds in the mash, whirlpool then filtered through them. I literally can't even, for the life of me, figure out why they don't just go and kill themselves.

 

[JulianB1]

Ok, even by 2017 standards, I am dumbfounded. My hometown area is renowned for "Herkimer Diamonds" which are actually quartz crystals but surprisingly pretty valuable in the gem world. A brewery down there has decided to, yep you guessed it, make a ************* IPA with diamonds in the mash, whirlpool then filtered through them. I literally can't even, for the life of me, figure out why they don't just go and kill themselves.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Ok, even by 2017 standards, I am dumbfounded. My hometown area is renowned for "Herkimer Diamonds" which are actually quartz crystals but surprisingly pretty valuable in the gem world. A brewery down there has decided to, yep you guessed it, make a ************* IPA with diamonds in the mash, whirlpool then filtered through them. I literally can't even, for the life of me, figure out why they don't just go and kill themselves.

 

[Josh2]

Ok, even by 2017 standards, I am dumbfounded. My hometown area is renowned for "Herkimer Diamonds" which are actually quartz crystals but surprisingly pretty valuable in the gem world. A brewery down there has decided to, yep you guessed it, make a ************* IPA with diamonds in the mash, whirlpool then filtered through them. I literally can't even, for the life of me, figure out why they don't just go and kill themselves.

But is it hazy?

 

[jivex5k1]

But is it hazy?

Everyone knows diamond filters make the best haze.

 

[Jnorton00]

But is it hazy?

Diamonds are all about the clarity though. This hurts my head.

 

[mateoloco]

 

[BadJustin]

Diamonds are all about the clarity though. This hurts my head.

This is the same schtick as that Crystal Head Vodka. I was tending bar at the restaurant at the mines when Dan Akroyd came to check the place out and contract for the "diamonds" super nice guy IRL.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Guys, the idea has been right in our faces this whole time...

 

[trickytunadicky]

This is the same schtick as that Crystal Head Vodka. I was tending bar at the restaurant at the mines when Dan Akroyd came to check the place out and contract for the "diamonds" super nice guy IRL.

Someone from Ohio was nice?

Really?
BoatsAndHoes neorunner Dan Ackroyd is giving you guys a bad rep.

 

[RyanG1]

I want an IPA made with Abalone or Dungeness Crab.

 

[BadJustin]

I want an IPA made with Abalone or Dungeness Crab.

Saison and I’m game. Srs. Would bang with seafood.

Maybe Wakefield, since he robbed us all blind?

 

[RyanG1]

Saison and I’m game. Srs. Would bang with seafood.

Maybe Wakefield, since he robbed us all blind?

Sante made an amazing one with Oysters.

I think he would make one with crab legs

 

[litheum94]

Diamonds are all about the clarity though. This hurts my head.

Beer trend for 2018: filtered hazy IPAs.

 

[stakem1]

You know Founders made a fuckton of CBS when a place near me that I didnt even know does growler fills is selling CBS growlers at $16 a fill.

 

[jbeezification1]

The level of stupidity of this is right up there with the shitheads that taped an ipod to a barrel with Wu Tang playing.

I'd bang all day. If you can ISO

 

[jbeezification1]

Sante made an amazing one with Oysters.

I think he would make one with crab legs

If he didn't name the beer Publix Shopping Spree he missed a golden opportunity.

 

[lb304854]

The level of stupidity of this is right up there with the shitheads that taped an ipod to a barrel with Wu Tang playing.

Shut up and take my Don Quijote.

 

[lb304854]

Because beer needs mythical or spiritual energy!

 

[barflybastard]

A brewery down there has decided to, yep you guessed it, make a ************* IPA with diamonds in the mash, whirlpool then filtered through them.

But is it hazy?

************ gonna be a I2 or I3.